/clairo/ general

>i dont need all ur negativity edition

youtube.com/watch?v=mngtcfcaVrI
i hate to admit it Sup Forums but i cant get this song out of my head

can we have a nice clairo thread?

come on you have to admit this qt puh2t makes some catchy music

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youtu.be/IT4udbOueJw
youtube.com/watch?v=E7ZT3pMqnjU
fundeu.es/consulta/aun-aun-458/
archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/75896830/#75907953
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wow she's really cute

she also wrote this banger
youtube.com/watch?v=f43ODtOUmBw

I'm in Love

Marry Me now

I made this for you:
youtu.be/IT4udbOueJw

We can do anything. but I won't let you poop in my mouth.

that's my favorite song of hers

stop shilling this basic art ho. we don't like her, that's why it's always negativity.

Why do so many people with anime avatars on YouTube comment on her shit lmoa

*blocks* ur path

her shit probably smells like heaven... maybe that's why.

>we

I can smell her from her... :) (:

i wish she would write a song about fidget spinners. i really like fidget spinners :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=E7ZT3pMqnjU

listen 2 my remix hope its not sacrilege :3

Stop shilling this garbo plz

stupid thottie

omg this is legit the cutest song ever

is this reportable

POLA
ROID
OF U

Just awful
Whoever this is, please stop shilling the 6.5/10 art hoe. Her music is as bland as she is.

where 2 cop that gizmo

it's a POP vinyl
u can get it at ur local hipster spot, they're actually pretty easy to get and i've seen them in libraries

>6.5

thx i found one on amazon. asking my mom for $12 brb

wtf I love shills now

post more qt clairos pls

>she has a fader video now

Damn.

LOL SO RANDUM

HOW is she so perf lads

show bobs and vagene

...

the bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe

yo get the fuck outta the way

Clairo is pure

ummm..........

Lls any proof this is clairo doe
I don't believe it

cowgirlclaire tumblr com/image/149635265859

FFS LASS

...

Kys faggot

this bitch looks like she constantly has the flu

this is call aids

Ffs I get that she's young but she has a terrible fashion sense lol

no u you lesbo

>literally singing about being a submissive slutty for Chad.
>every beta cry for her
Why your atoms work this way, faggots?

What are you trying to achieve by name fagging? for everyone to know you are a colossal faggot??

Ah well, atleast i can add you to my ignore list of tripfags :))))

>pupinia

good taste, definitely the superior youtube cutie

will she let me choke her during sex if I look like this?

what if s/t...... is clairo?

stop giving attention to that roastie please, it inflates her ego when anonymous people mention her

pupinia is stupid

She looks like a fucking child, and she looks unhealthy. Look at that awful skin, and those dark rings around her eyes.

It's painfully obvious. Check the catalog. Every Clairo thread is started by s/t.

also
>s/t
>self titled
>shills herself

your opinion is wrong

seems good
approachable

cute but in reality pretty plain so she seems marketable to Sup Forums no gf cucks

music? okay i guess nothing special

but video? innovative

Lets call the boys, lets run a train

this isn't a banger its like a mediocre FL beat with a whisper voice over it

it's like literally all other 4/10 music on here: forgettable

COME TO MÉXICO
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claire stop shilling yourself you're chubby and plain and dont make anything interesting

>you're chubby and plain and dont make anything interesting
Estás en lo correcto, amigo mío; aún así no soy Clara.

She got a fatty doe

shes just fat
it'll sag in like 3 years

>aún
lol what the fuck? do you even know spanish clairo?

jew

Yes I do, I mean... I'm not Clara!
fundeu.es/consulta/aun-aun-458/

Hoes set up thirst traps like this by playing with angles, and dudes fall for it all the time. "Thicc" girls are hot now but they'll age horrendously, not a good long term investment.

That's a trap from /soc/

people don't really talk like that you dumb bitch

clairo trying so hard to be relevant
1 viral video (because you are actually SO average looking that literal incels consider you possible girlfriend material) and generic soundcloud lofi beats does not a real or valuable musician make

you're boring, clorox

this
as far as i can remember she uploaded a good doomshop mix on soundcloud, the rest of her work is just unremarkable, she's only cute that's all.

is this where the grimes posters went

I think it's dope

seriously? this is just the ugly friend out of the group of girls at the movies who can't wear the cute clothes because she's too chubby and under developed at 13, or she's the least atrocious (read: not obese or deformed) outcast kid from high school

She's authentic, though. That's what I love. The girl next door. Obtainable.

i mean I'm mostly hating extra hard because I'm certain she thinks she's the shit right now (and probably frequents if not posts these threads) and i just want her to know that she's taking the place of actual female musicians who are good at what they do and put time and effort into both their work and their body

these threads are pathetic and sad

reminder to not fall pray for this blatant viral advertising

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/thread/75896830/#75907953

What's the point it's just a phase to her. By this time next year nobody will even remember her, and she'll just go back to being a tumblr girl.

wow talk about a desperate bitch lmfao

reminder that Claire would probably hate everyone in this thread

thats what you get for shilling yourself to Sup Forums idiot shes humble bragging and thinks shes famous how sad

fuck this minimal effort bullshit

It's almost like Lavren all over again, but Clairo doesn't have talented people to make her famous enough to be interviewed by the media.

there are more talented woman just here on Sup Forums (sure, maybe 2, but whatever) than clorox and this boring bitch wont stop self posting

doesn't change the fact that she would gladly reject every degenerate in this thread

No, grimesposters are worse than this, and still alive a few threads over, this is probably everyone who was fawning over Chvrches and pretending they're patrician

I bet I could smash clairo fr fr

What if we all sent clairos dad this picture He must have a Twitter.

This was so obvious. Sup Forums you are so fucking dumb.

you're a loser

Mb but I'd still put my dick in that bih
Ay

Tbh I bet clairo doesn't even have arthritis she probably made that up

i don't give a fuck that you have arthritis go cry to your mommy

this is a good idea. get her laptop taken away.

Even so I don't see how it matters. If your dad had connections wouldn't you do the same with the music you like??

Shut up Clairo, no amount of larping is going to make you attractive. Keep working on your shit if you want to be taken seriously instead of beating into the ground a sound thats been popular and overdone for the last 5 years. Also stop trying to popularize your soundcloud trash on an user music board.

Reminds me of Lorde.

Your music sucks, any 14 year old could do it. Maybe you should use that money and start actually experimenting with DAWs, synthesizers and samplers. So that way you have an actual appreciation for music. Instead of just using the money to viral market yourself and be a fake musician. Either way, you're not the first or last rich girl to do this. The only difference is you come here and keep talking to people. Which means you must not be very popular in real life, when is the last time you got laid?

>If your dad had connections wouldn't you do the same with the music you like??
Peter Christopherson's close family was aparently friends with the queen of England and their band have been booked to play in Oundle School of all places.
>The schoolboys sang “England is a Toilet” between “The World is a War Film” and “Don’t Do What You’re Told, Do What You Think.”
How's this for using connections to achieve something worthwhile?

those pants are fire