Drug Horror Stories Thread

Drug Horror Stories Thread

>be me
>17 years old at the time
>couple of my good friends and I decided to get together to smoke weed and play vidya
>one of them (lets call him josh) hasn't smoked weed in a few months and has been taking prescription medication
>we go to the back porch
>smoke at of a pipe and everything is fine and dandy
>Josh being a jew, takes a hit almost clearing the bowl
>he coughs like crazy and goes inside to get water
>the rest of us finish the weed we grinded up and go back inside
>see him laying on the couch and tells me "Im really fucking high"
>tell him to calm down and play vidya with us upstairs
>says "NO I WANNA STAY DOWN HERE"
>suit yourself
>30 mins has past playing vidya upstairs
>hear a faint scream from downstairs
>me and my friends go down and investigate
>screams of bloody murder
>I've never heard anyone scream like this man did.
>we try to get him to calm down thinking that he might just be greening out from the weed and he's just freaking out
>we try to bring him up stairs and he refuses and continually says he needs to go to the hospital and that his heart is stopping.
>Josh tries running out the door way into the neighborhood.
>me and my friends then man handle Josh up the stairs, screaming bloody murder and proceeds to bite me until there's blood down my arm.
>Jesus FUCKING Christ I'm too high for this shit.
>we get him into a room and one of them watched over him
>josh screamed for 5 HOURS and continually said his heart is stopping.
>he goes to sleep and I left late that night.
>find out he now has pychosis, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia because of this.

Fuck man.

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poor guy already had all those disorders. It took until this episode for him to get diagnosed

>go out clubbing with the boys
>drinks and sluts till 3am
>go back to mates with a few people
>i decide to hit a few cones before going to sleep
>green the fuck out
>whole world crashing down
>i feel like vegita doing gravity training
>commando crawl to the door and get outside
>feel like im going to die
>vomit everywhere and fetal position for the storm to pass
>attempt to get up
>smash my head into metal pole
>throw up some more and blackout
>wake up in the morning
>spew has become fuzzy and killed the grass
>learnt my fucking lesson

>go drinking again
>score a joint from some dude in a shared taxi
>didnt learn my lesson
>light up and walk to clubs
>get pass security
>disco lights hit me
>warp speed into rainbow hyperspace
>come to at 6am
>im in a library 4th story carpark naked
>find clothes scattered on all levels of carpark
>friends said i was at the bar then dissapeared

Yeah dont feel bad about it all that shit was genetic. He would have flipped sooner or later.

>built up a huge tolerance to weed
>had to apply for some jobs so I took a break and passed a drug test
>later on I get some weed for christmas
>holy shit it's been so long
>I load up a giant bowl like I'm used to
>cash the whole thing in one hit because it's all habitual muscle memory
>instantly realize my mistake
>shuffle back upstairs to the xmas party
>nothing feels real
>i haven't felt this high ever
>start getting motion sickness and remember that this is how greening out starts
>i've greened out before but never while it this state of mind
>paranoid thoughts, jumping to conclusions about everything, maybe everybody at this party secretly hates me
>I go down stairs and lay down
>my feet get hot
>then it follows up all the way into my neck
>everything turns bright white and I hear static
>the back of my head becomes incredibly hot
>the whiteness, the heat, and the static all fade away
>lol holy shit
>felt amazing after that, no headaches for days afterward
>my muscles and joints weren't sore like they usually are from working
>noticeably better mood even after the high wore off and for days after
>lol

>fucked up on molly, coke, weed, alcohol
>hanging out with this hot chick and her boyfriend with a bro of mine
>we're all chilling, playing beer pong, etc
>chick has been talking all night about how her and her boyfriend are very sexually experimental
>seems like she's trying to send some sort of signal
>fast forward, it's like 4 am
>bud passed out, just me, chick, and boyfriend
>boyfriend is all fucked up, chick is fairly drunk, I'm fucked but hiding it well due to coke
>chick and I are talking
>she's being friendly
>very friendly
>keeps inviting me to touch her and shit
>boyfriend is more or less conked out
>dick is diamonds from molly
>go in for the kill
>she pulls back
>boyfriend pops up
>he's got the crazy eyes, he's drunk as fuck
>"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT"
>"Uh he just tried to kiss me"
>oh shit
>immediately run for the door, this dude looks like a fucking Japanese suicide bomber on his final run
>I'm bigger than him but dude is legit possessed
>he catches me on the stairs
>lose my pants but make it to the living room
>3 dudes up there, waking up from the noise, see me run up all fucked up in my underwear
>boyfriend yells "FUCKING KILL THAT GUY"
>they start jumping up
>run out into street in my underwear, socks and t-shirt
>realize I left my bro in there
>realize I left my pants in there
>realize I left my shoes in there
>fuck it
>jump in car
>fucking gun it
>boyfriend is watching me from outside his house like a pissed off pitbull
>bro is super pissed the next day

ya blew it

>me and a friend decide to take 2 tabs of acid each and ride our motorcycles
>he's really feelin it on the ride, im not
>when we get back to the house hes trippin balls, im sober
>i take 6 more tabs of acid
>come up for about an hour in the garage
>we go into the living room
>tripping friend becomes one with the wall
>everything is fractals
>holyfuck.exe
>i feel drunk as fuck
>we attempt to play pool but just end up listening to music
>m friend has a big knife on his belt
>i get super paranoid and think hes gonna kill me
>every time he walked towards me i would back up and stumble around
>this continues deep into the night
>my sanity slips further and further
>eventually just go to bed sweating my ass off deathly afraid of my friend (we're housemates)
>i go into the kitchen and me and him talk it out, he assures me he never wanted to hurt me
>we ride our motorcycles tripping fucking balls at 5am

dont take that much acid kids

Bumping for more

Bumpp

That creeped me the fuck out

Kek

Fucking checked

>start working a 3rd shift job
>i can not get my sleeping schedule straight and end up staying up all day after work
>then i have to stay up all night at work and it fucks with my system so bad I stay up all day again
>think ok fuck this i'm trying sleeping pills
>everyone says to try one first to see if I like it then to get perscribed
>i guess the doctors will charge you to test all different kinds before you find the right one, so it's better to test the main brands yourself
>get ahold of 1 dose of a sleeping medicine called "ambien"
>take it the next morning after work
>get a bowl of cereal and watch some tv waiting for it to kick in
>suddenly
>I am swimming underwater in a lake
>swimming goggles and flippers and everything
>the water has colored textures and everything looks like a dream
>I swim up to the surface and look around
>one of my friends is swimming up next to me
>he says "dude are you still trippin? you look so high"
>wtf
>wait a second this isn't a dream
>I am actually in a lake
>I am awake right now and this is all real life
>ask my friend what happened
>he says I gave him a phonecall and said I got real fucked up and wanted to do something cool
>I wouldn't tell him what I was on but he said I made this really stupid face whenever he asked me
>he took me to the lake all our friends would usually swim at because I said I needed something to do
>tell him "wtf I have to work tonight!"
>"Dude I need to go home NOW"
>he's cool with it and takes me home
>end up sitting around and not sleeping until work again
>I didn't feel tired though, it felt like I had slept.
>after all this I said fuck it and just only slept every 2 days

Yeah. Worst part is that I actually really liked that chick in general, she was cool. Really fucked that one up big time.

damn thats fucked, people dont realize how bad sleeping patterns can fuck ya

>my first time taking acid
>sketchy as fuck girlfriend helped some people make sheets
>she cuts the tabs herself and gives me three of them
>they're all haphazardly cut and in different shapes and sizes
>I go for it
>large wad of paper in my mouth
>chewing and swirling it around my gums and stuff
>thewallsstartedmelting.meme
>she drives me home and I can not even understand that I'm in a car
>only the memory of getting in the car would sedate me I the lights flying by looked like fucking space and melted paint
>I could not recognize the town and kept thinking maybe we were in the city 2 townships over
>she leaves me at home, tells me good luck
>i am fucking horrified
>i can't walk up or down the stairs to my bedroom and I'm just sitting there but I really have to pee
>crawl down stairs and decide to pee in a bottle so I don't fuck up my whole house
>I completely take off my pants and can't understand what my dick is
>it looks like a person or something but I still really had to pee
>decide this will end bad and start going on Sup Forums
>everyone was typing my thoughts
>it was like they all knew i was on acid and were making fun of me
>end up talking to the universe through Sup Forums and 420chan posts
>start thinking about all kinds of esoteric shit and religious stuff
>oh my god when will it end
>stayed up all night and the next day, stuff wore off by noon but I still felt fucking weird
>turns out she didn't know what she was fucking doing and actually cut me up about 5-7 tabs worth of acid in three huge chunks
>mfw

I bet if you would have been chill for a few more days she would have convinced her boyfriend to let you spitroast her while you guys high fived

dude. brutal.
kinda fucked up of your girlfriend to just leave you like that though lol
high doses of acid do not fuck around

protip: if your vision starts kaleidoscoping you're not doing real LSD, it's a test chemical

not that it matters. best acid i've ever taken was test chemicals.

the fuck, nah
we tested our shit. it was real lsd brah

I had a huge fight with her after this because I didn't think it was LSD either. I started sweating it out and it kept feeling like there were cat hairs in my mouth, but there weren't any. I would spit it out and the feeling would stop.

but what I realized? If I swallowed the spit I would have another trip episode again. This stuff was coming out of my body through my spit and sweat.

I am pretty sure it was 2c-b. She legit started screaming at me when I brought it up and I asked her about it in the most calm way possible, no accusations or yelling on my part.

she was a cunt and was cheating on me the whole time. I am naive and thought I had a girlfriend.

what rc?

>getting high with friends
>his house is a bit of a safe zone from cops so we don't really keep anything down low there
>bags of weed on the coffeetable and bongs, pipes all over
>empty bottles of alcohol and we're all underage drinkers
>one weekend during our usual routine
>one of our friends moms picks him up so he goes outside
>immediatly texts me "dude there's cops fucking everywhere"
>i think lol he's fucking with me cause I'm high, we do this stuff all the time
>he texts me again "they won't let us leave the driveway you guys need to get he fuck out"
>i am growing suspicious
>I get up, go look outside
>cops are fucking everywhere
>I tell everyone
>they also think I am joking
>oh fuck no we need to get the hell out this is serious shit wtf is going on
>we sweep all the weed into a bin
>other friend starts throwing all the bottles away
>we hide the bong inside this upright piano his dad had sitting around
>everyone is cowering near the back door ready to fucking bail at the last second
>his dad goes outside for a while and comes back in
>the cops are gone
>he says just go back to having fun and just don't worry about it

cont.

>turns out one kids mom (the dads girlfriend) had a breakline snap while she was driving through town
>she started freaking out and drove straight into a gas station and through the front wall
>puts it in reverse and pulls out
>she drove straight the fuck home and was followed by like 4 or 5 cops

weed doesn't get you high. it gets you stoned.

>because weed has no side effects bruh
>weed is essentially medicine bruh
>weed is not a psychoactive substance that could trigger such conditions bruh
And people wonder why stoners are hated.

>it's my friends birthday
>he gets a free quarter
>this is the most amount of weed us 3 friends have ever seen
>decide to smoke it all in one night
>fucking retards by the end of it
>we're all just eating snacks and laughing
>his sister comes home
>"Guess what I got you!"
>mfw it's another fucking quarter
>mfw friend says "we have to smoke this too"
>I can't remember anything else
>distorted images of homer simpson and bevis and butthead
>looking into an almost empty jar of peanutbutter and wondering how am i going to get the cracker out from the bottom without getting peanutbutter all over my hands
>waking up in my friends bed naked with him lying next to me
>patterns on the walls
>i could smell colors
>no one knows what happened that night
>none of us remember
>but it sure was fun

> being 17 years old
>-all to smoke weed in a house
>I have paranoia
>They were 20 people from my school course
>I start to sound my stomach too
>all start laughing at me because of the noises of my stomach
>I could not get up
>all looked at me and laughed at me

sorry for my bad english

>holloween party 2007
>drinking in friends basement
>one guy has weed with him and shares
>none of us smoked that much weed, but we all got high as fuck
>something's fishy
>stuff stops making sense
>everyone starts getting really angry
>some guy thinks he should start writing lyrics for his future band
>I am chewing on an eraser
>another guy is "fixing" the ps2 that was in this persons house and he takes it apart and breaks it
>we all come down later and start wondering what that was all about
>the next day one of the guys moms freaks out because he isn't acting right
>none of us were it was all really confusing
>she makes him get drug tested
>all of us are freaking out, now everybody is going to know we smoke weed
>the test comes back positive for fucking meth
>this guy shared meth laced weed at a party and didn't tell anybody
>never associate with that faggot again

>Be 17 at a party
>a lot of people doing balloons filled with freon
>a lot of people passed out, dropping like flies from doing the freon
>My buddy gets me a balloon
>my other buddy runs up to me with two balloons
>inhales and exhales multiple times from both at once
>I say fuck it and do the same with my one balloon
>mistake.jpg
>audio of everything gets deep and warbly
>purple and black diamonds fill my vision
>expecting death and super bummed cause I had just gotten hired at a Zumies that night lol
>Pass out
>have a dream that I'm at another friends house laying down with half my body across a sliding glass door threshold
>I wake up 15 feet from where I passed
>literally whole party is cheering boisterously as I come to
>I've always looked kind of innocent so I presume they all thought I died

Have a xanax, speed and Molly story, Molly story is probably my favorite if anyone cares

Nigga this is a drug thread, does a bear shit in the woods?

I have a xanax story
>be a 15 year old little shit
>find xanax bars in my grandmothers bathroom
>she won't notice if I just took one
>eat the whole thing
>instantly taken to the delirium stage where it reaches psychedellic shit
>my keyboard is folding up on itself and it's like the keys can be folded into each other
>they obviously can't I'm just pushing on my keyboard
>start getting a nosebleed
>think "oh shit this is going to be terrible trying to clean this up while I'm high like this"
>creep into the bathroom
>turn on the light
>no nosebleed
>okay.jpg
>go back into the bedroom I was sleeping in, feels like I have a nosebleed again
>I can see the blood on my hands and it's on my shirt
>oh what the fucking hell
>go back into bathroom and turn on light, no blood, nothing
>I am fucking pissed
>as long as I was in the dark it was like I had a nosebleed
>eventually just let myself watch the matrix while imaginary blood is dripping from my face

Molly story

>user says that he already had those conditions
>you're wrong user
>weed triggers conditions
>which means it definitely gives you severe mental illness like bipolar out of the blue
>it's psychoactive btw
Fucking soberfags

Then the Molly story commences:

>Hanging out some random girl in 2014
>We're hanging out talking, and she starts pulling stuff out of her wallet
>She shows me little baggy of moon rock crumbs
>I say fuck it and eat them, they're just crumbs after all
>45 minutes later the lights in the parking lot are trailing around
>feeling pretty good and suspiciously natural
>ohrightthedrugs.jpg
>We go back to my house
>hang out for a little while longer then she leaves
>I've never had a sex drive on molly so not an issue
>She leave
>I get bright idea to go have a smoke of some weed and chill out with a probably pretty neat mix of drug feels
>Wrong
>Overcome by intense anxiety and feelings of panic
>Try not to panic because I had seen this happen to a friends girlfriend before
>Know that ultimately, I'm good
>but if I start feeling too bad, gotta wake mom and blow my cover, would rather not die
>Lay down in room for literally three hours riding it out
>taking it minute by minute until around hour 3 I can feel the drug begin to slightly wear off
>Use that slight relief to gtf to sleep


not sure if I have any more, but if you want some speak up

>implying that reply was op and not some stoner fag trying to make excuses for the fact that you're slowly but steadily frying your brains

>get sent to spend the weekend at my super conservative and semi-religious grand parents
>how the hell am I going to smoke weed while I'm down there
>I "smuggle" about a gram of weed and a small pipe in with a pair of my socks
>decide to smoke some of it the first night
>I sleep on the couch in the basement
>There is one tiny basement window and it's the only thing leading straight into my grandmas flower garden
>one of those slider windows that are only like a foot tall
>I put my pipe in my pocket and crawl my skinny ass up the wall and outside
>thinking "freedom at last"
>I trot down the yard by the shed and smoke by some bushes
>being high acheived
>now I have to get back inside
>I have to get on all fours and crawl backward into the window
>under a bush
>woodchips all over my hands and shit
>feet dangling down the wall inside
>I drop down, shut the window, leave everything how I found it
>mission successful! Time for debriefing!
>start taking of my pants to chill out naked in my blankets and watch cartoons
>mfw there was a slug stuck to my inner thigh after crawling through the bush

Lol, nice

>implied implications that weren't even implied
>implying this reply thinks "user" is synonymous with "OP"
>implying i get stoned anything more than one every week or two
Try harder, newfag

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bumperino

>be 18, going out with a couple of friends as usual, and girlfriend, 4 people total
>me and my friends were beta males who played vydia 24/7
>we all smoke weed frequently but in spliffs
>stopped at the stairs of some old library
>getrollin.jpeg
>tobacco with hash, kief and weed, poorfag style
>everyone mildly high
>no weed left
>proceed to try and get more, night's goin well
>its late and hard to find the stuff
>2h30 am
>we get some expensive af weed with what appeared to be tons of kief, 4 grams
>roll one mostly with weed and smoke it
>hell fucking yeah this good
>this shit deserves a bong
>one friend decides he can't handle more and has to work in the morning
>it's almost 4 am, we heat to my friends' apartment
>we prepare and.. 4h20 blaze it for the memes
>never done anything other than shrooms, acid and a bit of mdma myself
>5am
>what. the. fuck. am. i?
>dropped on a sofa, can't get up, need to go home, pls halp
>my face is smiling, laughing. I'm panicking inside, can't fucking move, this isn't weed bro
>my body IS FUCKING TALKING TO MY FRIENDS
>manage to say "guys I can't move my legs" but keep on laughin
>my girlfriend was running around the apartment, pale look on her face, speechless yet super uneasy
>my fat friend is just agreeing with whatever my body is saying to him
>realize sever fucking disassociation going on, i'm sober inside, trying to get control over it
>fall asleep, sun was already up
>6 hours later
>mfw turns out, we smoked a bullshit mix of meth, weed and shit salvia extract glued horribly together
>my gf still doesn't know and never smoked weed again, she has severe OCD now

Frying? Probably like a very mild sizzle akin to not getting enough sleep or eating too many carbs... Mary Jane the least neurotoxin drug there is

this is a story about my grandad
>working at a truck yard
>smokes a pack a day since he was a teenager
>this day he ran out of cigarettes
>he's out in the parking lot on break
>one of his coworkers offers him a cigarette without the filter
>he happily accepts
>turns out it was a spliff
>he smoked the whole thing
>having never touched weed before, and he was in his late 20's
>he said the parkinglot looked like it went on forever
>every time he got to one end of it, the thought he was in the wrong place so he would go to the other
>it took him almost an hour to find his way back to work
>he told his boss got sick and has to go home
>poor guy thought he was having a stroke
>years down the road this completely ruined his perception of weed, he thought that the ONLY effects you can get from it is that horrid delirium that he went through

Was hos name actualy Adam L?

Have fun sliding down the road on acid dipshit.

I was sober.

Busted teeth, jaw
Stitches in head
Broke toes
Ripped fingernails off

Sub 50mph.

Wear your gear kids...

Not really drugs but here's my semi-related story

> have social gathering at my apartment with best friend to celebrate end of semester
> we play vidya and drink liquor
> we start drinking at around 8, and it's 1 in the morning at this point
> we're playing Mortal Kombat and I whoop his ass in a 1v1, my character is Jax and I do the fatality animation where he uses the opponent's head as an ashtray to put out his cigar
> we both find this really funny for some reason
> start passing comments about lighting a cigarette even though neither of us smoke
> feel bummed out that we don't have a single cigarette to light, if only for the kek
> idea.exe
> I rip out a page from my refill pad and start rolling it
> "user, what the fuck are you doing"
> successfully create makeshift cigarette in a drunken fit out of a page
> I tell him to smoke it because it would be "really funny, man"
> he starts laughing until I get a matchbox from my living room and light the thing in front of him
> DO IT
> unsure what to do and scared of fire spreading, he puts the end of the makeshift ciggy in his mouth and takes a deep inhale
> he goes super pale for a good five seconds motionless before coughing his fucking lungs out
> mysides.exe
> I'm practically pissing my pants when his face starts going purple and his eyes start watering
> in a fit of coughing, I hear the words "I have asthma" escape from his mouth
> OH NO
> I don't even do anything for a minute due to the shock that I might have killed someone
> he starts pointing at his coat mid-death
> run to the hallway and start rifling through his pockets, bang my toe on an empty bottle of liquor on the way
> hurts like fuck but I no longer feel pain
> I start rifling though his coat like a madman in search of an inhaler
> debate calling the ambulance when I finally feel the shape of an inhaler in his interior pocket covered by a zip

Cont.

Xanax story, kind of boring though

>Score 6 xanax from shifty Lebanese guy at work
>Tells me to take two and I'll have a good time
>Take two the next day I have off work
>Feeling pretty good
>Play through Army of Two with roommate in one sitting
>Can't remember three quarters of the game, feeling fucking fantastic though
>Massive gap in my memory now
>Suddenly I'm outside in the garage smoking area, 8 of my mates are sitting around the table smoking weed and having a great time
>How the fuck did they get there, what the fuck is going on
>Another massive gap in my memory
>It's now 2am, just finished playing through Army of Two: the 40th day with roommate
>Look at xanax bottle, one left
>wake up next day wondering what the fuck actually happened, never did xanax again

I have a couple.

>living in Japan
>can't get weed, but we can score "relaxation herb" from head shops
>friend and I meet up with a group that scored to smoke some
>herb is called "DJ", supposed to be good with music and dancing
>passing around a bong, comes to me and I torch the bowl from lack of experience
>everyone tells me to slow down, this shit is strong
>decide to walk up to our cars
>shit hits like a ton of bricks, basically have to crawl to the car
>buddy gets in the driver's seat, I'm in the passenger
>heart rate spikes, begin seeing fractals
>throat spasms and I can't swallow, having trouble breathing
>begin to see fairies and nature in my mind's eye
>be reborn as a tree in a forest, live for centuries
>watch a stream become a river and erode the dirt of my roots
>fall into the river after hundreds of years and float into the ocean
>begin to come down, see my buddy puking out the side of the car
>drive home without talking and go to bed

Still not sure what I smoked. I'd do it again if I could find it.

> grab everything inside the pocket in a fit of rage, everything fucking falls on the floor
> grab the inhaler when I realise along with it, his keys, train tickets and two condoms fell
> two condoms
> brainprocessing.exe
> fuck it, can't solve the equation
> I think he's dead at this point because he's on the ground, coughing
> I give him the inhaler, and sucks the oxygen with the force of a black woman looking for GIBS at a welfare line
> he does this two more times before eventually calming down
> we say nothing for a good ten minutes until he throws the inhaler at me
> "I'm never drinking with you again, user"
> we fall asleep on the floor and he takes a train back to his apartment the next morning

I never told him I knew about the two condoms.

I still never told him I knew about the two condoms.

Weed is an awful drug.
I can do anything, except for weed.

Here are my horror stories

>3 Years ago
>Out all night with GF, I'm railing coke
>Go back to a house party, get offered weed, I'm drunk and coked up so say yes
>Take 1... 1 fucking toke.
>On the outside I look fine
>On the inside, I'm screaming in terror, planning my 999 call, paranoid they all telepathically know that I'm thinking this
>"I'm going to lie down, goodnight guys"
>Leave GF to play cards with the gang
>Find a duvet, find a small cupboard, wrap myself up and climb in to sleep.
>Next day wake up soaked in sweat nearly dead, get GF and go home.

I found out after we broke up a long time later that she was kissing some beta dude from the party while I was KO'd in the cupboard, and he was the first dude she fucked when we split.

Lesson two:
>Now in Uni.
>One of my ex from above stories friends just so happens to be in same uni.
>Hook up. Go over. Get a bit drunk.
>Get into bed with her, she says "hey user you smoke weed?"
>Don't know why I said yes but I said yes.
>Might actually be retarded.
>Anyway, take 2 draws.
>Start kissing, fingers wet, bout to fuck her..
>Jump out of bed, run to bathroom
>Projectile vomit red wine everywhere in this student house with 4 other people in it
>Lying on bathroom floor fucked up
>Can't get up, stuck like this, cant find the energy to move my limbs, lying in my own puke on a dirty bathroom floor, asshole exposed to the unlocked door waiting for someone to come in
>Go back in and she's asleep
>Fall asleep cuddling her like a limp dick beta
>tfw didn't get to fuck her
>tfw she ghosted me afterwards
>We haven't spoken since and it sucks because I think I liked her

>dANDY

Lesson 3:
>Be me after lessons 1 and 2 with the cheating GF and the Redwine puke
Very Recently:
>Ok fuck this I'm going to master this weed business
>Buy a gram
>Pack the gram into a joint
>Going to inoculate myself with weed by giving myself a progressively higher dose until I master the shit out of this feeling
>Sit slowly blazing.
>Get high, actually enjoying it for once
>Decide I'll be brave and just blaze the rest in some big ass inhales to get super fucked up
>While I'm doing this start reading about the negative effects of weed while watching best gore videos
>Whywouldyoudothat.gif
>Start getting really anxious, I've finished the rest of the bag in like 1 minute and it's starting to hit me
>Lose my fucking mind
>OHMYGODWHATHAVEIDONE
>MAKEITSTOP
>Lie down holding my bed by both corners with face pressed into headboard so I don't die
>Made sense at the time
>Start thinking about all the fucked up shit that's happened to me over the last few years
>All the bad decisions I made
>All the rejection etc
>Cried for 2-3 hours.
>Woke up a better person, decided to quit drinking and drugs and get fit again.

you'll cowards don't even smoke crack

This.
Weed wouldn’t cause bipolar disorder.

I never enjoyed weed without already being drunk, I feel like that cancels out the negative effects of weed like heart racing and slight paranoid thoughts

>weed does no harm
>has a train wreck as friend
>is itself too stupid to even write simplest words of his mother tongue correctly
yaaa, legalize it, mon

you may be a fucking virgin, but real men carry condoms all the time. They're always ready to fuck

Ya'll retard dont even know the difference between meth and freebase.

First time taking acid
>friend got an acid as a bonus from picking up some hash
>he pussies out and stores it
>some time later im bored and tell him I want to try it
>pay him 6 euro get my acid
>take it easy, put half in mouth, store the other half
>take gf to trainstation so she can go home
>start feeling really light, kinda crazy
>can't close eyes
>gf leaves, and I return to friends
>tripping balls we all laugh at my high
>we go to friend's house
>start to overheat take shirt off
>anxiety starts taking over
>must find something to comfort me or I'll succumb
>dip fingers in a cup of water and rub wet fingers on forehead
>feels like heaven
>trip a bit more, not exactly a good experience but it was something strong so I was satisfied
>it's 2 am, everyone has to go home
>2:30 am I leave my last friend, and go home
>I feel the grip of loneliness, start tripping balls
>tripping too hard, start breathing really fast
>go piss, my piss is almost red and smells like toxic waste
>go to bed (I just wanted to rest, it was futile I know)
>closes eyes
>horror
>opens eyes, pulsating prismatic colours on the edges of my room
>meanwhile I'm bending my body like a maniac, can't help it
>I'm tripping too hard, start to accept it's a bad trip
>turn on phone, go to google and google bad trip
>some scary ass, serious looking website appears
>I shit bricks, close website and message gf
>facebook messenger is alternating between all shades of blue and purple as I type
>gf calls me, calms me down for 3 hours before she falls asleep
>in our conversation I had ego death, was completely neutral to everything, felt a connection between insanity and sanity, realized insanity is just a heightened version of sanity
>woke up normal again
>ended up loving it

Kekt

mine is boring so tl;dr version
>friend orders meth on darknet
>orders xanax as well, to chill from the come down
>my two other buddies take the meth, I want to wait and see how they handle it
>decide to take xanax in the meantime
>used to it somewhat, so I pop an entire bar, which is normally 2MG
>wait a bit and pop another
>turns out the guy who sold them pressed them himself
>I thought I took 4mg, turns out to be more like 8-10mg
>turn into 10 Second Tom, cant remember shit
>at one point we order pizza, and sit outside to wait on pizza man
>woman walks to us with pizza, during the entire time I keep asking over and over "is someone here?!" when there is clearly someone there
>friends kinda laugh it off, mostly ignore me while I just keep asking stupid questions like "did we get pizza yet?" hours after we've eaten it
>the effects keep getting worse
>dont remember much else, so friends told me the rest
>I start to not move, and I am barely breathing
>mostly unresponsive
>friends carry my body out to the car, neighbor sees and kinda laughs it off
>they say I drank too much
>they are panicking on meth trying to decide what they should do, and if hospital is necessary
>friend gets an idea to give me meth to counter the effects of xannax
>Im not even conscious at this point, so I "agree" to taking it
>it actually works somewhat, I am able to sit up and talk again, but my short term memory is still fucked
>feel like shit for the rest of the night
>finally go home the next afternoon, still feel the effects of both drugs somewhat
>just need rest
>takes nearly 3 days to fully recover, I forget 99% of that weekend

First time I took MDMA
>I think it was probably laced with something else as well, because it definitely did not feel like just MDMA

>Good friend of mine did MDMA a couple times
>Ask to buy some from him, get 0.7g straight out of the labs
>It's in line form, take ~0.3g initially
>Get fucked up really quickly, in the space of like 2 minutes but my memory is goosed so probably longer
>Vision goes blurry and starts moving like water (best way to describe it) but I colours get vibrant
>Skip forward an hour when shit really hits the fan
>Start watching a show on Netflix (at least what I've been told)
>At one point, junkies start walking past, audibly high on meth or something
>Start giggling like a child
>Take another 0.3g line
>whydididothis.png
>Start seeing a chubby blonde chick from my school spiderman up my friend's wall
>Lights start shifting across the sky
>Small Romanian friend puts glittery makeup on
>Dude who sold me the drugs starts shapeshifting
>For some reason, feel stupidly happy
>Take the remaining 0.1g (Apparently, I don't remember doing 3 lines)
>We all decide to walk home
>I'm stumbling about like I've just drank 3 bottles of vodka
>Get home and desperately avoid my mum because I'm paranoid she'll know something's up
>Turns out she's too stoned to care about anything other than what's on Investigation Discovery
>Start talking to my bed as if we've been best friends for life
>Fall asleep
>Wake up feeling like a slug

Not really a horror story, just my first experience doing something other than weed.

Cuck

>Be me
>17
>taking acid for the second time at a friends 18th
>double dropped
>just before the tabs hit a fight breaks out and the party is broken up
>go to my bro's gf's house across the street
>they leave me to sleep in a guest room not actually attached to the house
>there's no lights in there
>lay down and it starts raining, on the tin roof
>rains picked up, the noise is deafening and it's pitch black
>start freaking the fuck out and can't find my way around
>call a friend telling him i'm going to die
>manage to get out of the room and run towards the house
>get to the house and find my bro's gf's golden retriever and it's puppies
>spend the rest of the night tripping balls with 7 puppies and their mum
>crisis averted

i have another about the time i went to the casino on acid and ended up spitting on an asian dude

>weed is an awful drug
>the first time i did it, i did it on a shitload of alcohol and other drugs too
>the second time i did it, i was also drinking beforehand, which always goes well
>the third time i did it, despite being a newbie, I smoked an entire gram at once then started looking at gore videos
>weed is a terrible drug

Nope. Bullshit.

sounds like salvia :) its awesome but everytime stronger until its too strong.

got a girlfriend high once and she just greened out on the couch, said she felt really bad, felt pretty bad about it, mostly cause i wanted to get really high with her but she didnt want to continue

got these 3 younger girls baked for the first time, first time one goes to inhale the bong she exhaled and blew the weed everywhere, laughed like stink

started mixing my weed with tobacco and got addicted to tobacco for 4 years

getting baked for 12 hours straight and possibly acid i cant even remember and having to walk home at 8am the next morning past a primary school wearing one piece of clothing

once got baked for a festival and at like midnight that night sitting on the grass under the skys a fucking spider bit my hand

god damnit i love weed

>be me, 19
>at university, only ever done weed before, getting ready to study for the night
>in the living room my housemates are also laptops out studying
>other housemate comes in, holding a bag of MDMA
>"We're going out tonight. No questions, no buts, we're going out."
>We all shrug and say okay
>Come up in the club, best feeling I've ever felt
>Hit on everybody that comes close to me
>What's that, housemate?
>The Chuckle Brothers are here?
>The Chuckle Brothers are literally doing an event in this club.
>Go to meet the Chuckle Brothers
>Meet girl in queue, she starts having a panic attack, help pull her out of the massive Chuckle Crowd
>Hit on her
>Go to meet the Chuckle Brothers, Barry has a red bull cup
>I love red bull!
>"It's whiskey, mate"
>To me, to you
>Go back to house
>Decide I want to practice rolling, roll 5 huge joints
>Chain smoke them with my friends
>To me, to you
>Everything is yellow
>All speech becomes a soundwave in my head
>Everybody is the Chuckle Brothers
>To me, to you
>Accept that I'll be brain damaged for the rest of my life
>Wake up happy
MDMA is still my favourite drug.

>pychosis, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia
those aren't real you stupid fuck. just because someone greened out for the first time and a few dipshits labeled him crazy doesn't make words a real thing.

yeah it's amazing how people have fooled others into thinking it's some kind of miricale drug, I dab almost daily and although it does wonders for me, I'm still well aware of the negative side effects, for me the good just out ways the bad.

>2 condoms
>1 for him
>1 for the other guy

weed also suppresses your bodys ability to know that theres alcohol in it, so drinking while high can cause alcohol poisoning faster because you don't know when to throw up

these stories are golden

I have a story about how me and two other friends took acid and one of my friends started acting hella weird.

>be at a dinner table playing cards riding the peak of the sid, casual good fun
>friend whos house were at dissapears for like 20 mins, we dont notice
>comes back and hes just standing there staring at us without talking for like 25 mins
>I was kinda triggered but my friend that was playing cards was the most triggered
>thought that my friend was gonna kill us at any moment
>friend who was staring at us leaves again
>at this point me and my friend are considering to leave becus bad vibes
>so apparently my friend who left went downstairs to watch his lil bro play vidyagaems
>couple mins go by and hear this man screaming "WHERE AM I" in the bottom floor
>friend was having some type of bad reaction, the acid was still kicking in me and my friend
>he kicks us out, take an uber back to my friends place with the driver being some black african folk and hes playing some weird african tribal music which to me and my friend sounded like demons

and thats how we almost died

...

>buddy buys heroin
>shoots it up
>dies

>at a small party (16 or so people)
>guy offers me and my friend shrooms
>says this is special stuff
>we both go for it
>sit on the couch for about five minutes before feeling anything
>instantly come to in the bathroom cleaning the floor
>not knowing what's going on i walk outside the bathroom
>blood on the floor
>follow the trail
>leads out the front door
>i don't see anyone at the party
>check the time on my phone
>four hours since i took the shrooms
>walk out front and see one of the party goers crying
>i asked what happened
>she tells me that me and my bud were on the couch
>i got up and just started cleaning eveything
>everyone thought it was funny
>my friend walked into the kitchen
>friend grabs a knife and starts stabbing his hand
>everyone is freaking out trying to get him to stop
>he cuts someone (from what i heard it wasn't that bad)
>they wrestle him to the ground and bring both people to the hospital
>five people went with them while the rest ditched the party
>the girl said it was her house so she stayed also to watch over me
>i can't get in contact with my buddy for a week
>finally i get a call
>"Hey man, i don't think i want to go to parties anymore"
>all i say is "fair enough"
>he kind of chuckles then says see ya
>next time i meet up with him he's missing fingers on his hand
>he hasn't been able to properly control it since that night

>read greentext about salvia
>look it up
>its not illegal
>decide to go try and buy some
>end up driving all the way to Seattle to get some
>my buddy and i decide to smoke some
>play some tool
>take a big hit and lay down on couch
>look over at friend
>he says "you okay dude"
>"ya"
>im not on the couch anymore
>in some sort of tube
>make it through the tube
>i am string
>im part of a giant carpet
>carpet goes as far as i can see
>when you look up that is the real word
>when you look into the real world the carpet freyes at the end, like it comes apart
>im back on the couch
>look at friend
>he looks freaked out
>i say "that sucked"
>he asked what happened
>cant quite explain anything
>he goes home
>i try and take a nap
>my foot hurts
>i call my friend and tell him about the trip
>i guess while i was tripping i got up and walked around and hurt my foot

Sounds like a fun night. Was drugged out you pissed that they bled on the floor?

Im bipolar and when im on meds and i smoke its completly dofferent, kinda like what youre describing lmaooo. But off meds im good with weed

>pychosis, bipolar disorder, and schizophrenia because of this
Noooo. The weed brought out a latent condition... and, honestly, if WEED is what unearthed this shit then this was gonna happen pretty soon anyway. LSD can knock something loose. Weed? Ehhhh.

>go out after uni
>have some drinks
>decide to buy some coke
>decide then to buy some more coke
>take all the coke then go to a club
>decide to buy some gold bar ecstasy
>ohboywhatamistake.mp4
>blackout cant remember shit except from walking around the carpark for 4 hours just talking to trees
>got told off a friend who was just watching me
>fast forward, kinda come to walking around town, lost my hat, my phone, money, bank cards
>walk into mcdonalds at like 8am ask for a pint of fosters
>"this is mcdonalds m8"

also was talking to my self really loud and people kept looking at me. overall a solid experience. i blame all the coke ive did mdma loads of times before that

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forgive me Sup Forumsros dunno how to greentext

be me
be 22, with best mate and i are bored
he looks on his phone to see theres a garage night on in this sports centre
think fuck yeah, good tunes gonna be some nice girls there
lets get some mandy for this shit! (MDMA)
only had mandy once before so think im a pro
make my first bomb (mandy put into rizla looks like a little bomb)
drop it
mate says after "dude that was quite alot!"
think "nah man ill be good" 20 mins later and dont feel anything decide to have another
5 mins after taking 2nd bomb feel fucking epic!
go dancing on floor listening to sick music
20 mins later black out
come too and were outside his house getting out of a taxi, im covered in sweat and im gurning like a mother fucker
makes us glass of water literally trying to down it.
think fuck it lets finish this shit and do it all
wake up next day heart pounding jaw aching and feeling like shit
ask mate what happned
he explains that at the gig i go so high i was dancing infront of people and trying to take my clothes off, he tackles me to floor and spills takble of drinks on us.... we wrestle but like super high wrestling so alot of movement and foaming out the mouth
convinces me to go back to his cos fuck this place
in taxi start talking some shit about cats being in the taxi and need to get out. thank fuck the door was locked.jpeg
get into fight with his catflap.....lose and break 2 fingers
mandy is a hell of a drug fellas, watch out for her! =D

>six tabs of acid
Nigger why?

Bumperino

>18
>go to house party with gf
> her friend sells drugs and its his bday
>get there and he offers a bar of xanax to us
>gf has never tried drugs or alcohol so we each take half a bar
>begin drinking and later ask him for a whole bar cause not feeling anything
>drinking alot and then the effects kick in
>everything is slow and loud, in a happy mood cause with gf
> check time says its 8 then check time again few minutes later and its 11
>have to go back home but me and gf both wasted and high as shit
>get in car and thats the last i remember..dont know how we made it back..everything went black
>woken up in movie theater parking lot by police officer
>look around and theres an ambulance and two cops with my gf crying and two other guys from party
>taken to ambulance and the cops question me just say i took xanax and alcohol but dont snitch
>tell me they will lett me off the hook
>gf sober enough takes me to her house where I crash
apparently i passed out when we got to a red light so my gf drove to the parking lot and i wouldnt wake up so she called the police

>friends and I doing salvia for maybe our 4th time
>By now the routine is usual, one friend takes a hit while the other two watch him lay down and mumble on the couch
>then he wakes up and says what happened, then we turn to the next friend
>my turn
>we were sitting on the floor so after I take a hit I lay my back straight down
>chasing seagulls through mountians while being chased by ronald mcdonald
>suddenly friends dick older brother bursts through the door
>"IM PUTTIN THAT SHIT ON YOUTUBE HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE"
>friends start freaking out
>my trip completely shatters and I am trying to sit back up and it feels like ronald mc donald is pulling me back down
>I say this outloud
>friends brother starts completely losing his shit and it sounds like satanic laughter
>I get up and run into the corner of the room
>I tell my friends GET THAT SATAN AND THE YODLER MAN THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
>yodler man was his friend
>he was wearing a backpack so to me it looked like lederhosen
>I grab my fucking face
>rip myself back into reality
>shake my head and say "man that stuff is nuts"
>his older brother asks "what stuff?" and is immediately interested in tripping with us

>took acid this weekend
>watched the whole first season of The Eric Andre Show