Hey Sup Forums I just had sex with my burger

Hey Sup Forums I just had sex with my burger.

AMA

why?

>not eating it afterwards

I'm seriously trying to figure that out right now.

Was it love or is the burger a slut?

I had to take a picture to show you guys first, silly.

A little bit of both.

Why waste the precious seconds?

I had to know.

Eat it fucking faggot

Dubs you shove that thing down your mouth without swallowing

You gonna finish that, fam?

Yea

Are you on drugs?

Nah, I'm just really into burgers.

Hope you didnt waste perfectly good food

Go for sesame chicken next time, it's nice when warm.

Maybe get an eggroll, cut one end off and use it like a fleshlight.

Last bite

Godspeed, user.

An eggroll is dual use, you can fuck it then eat it afterwards.

howd she taste?

A burrito is likely the same.

are you spongebob?

she's gone.
Maybe I'll try your foods to help fill the void she left behind

Is this the McChicken all over again

That was what inspired me to do this.

Like tuna

Come to /ck

Tasted like a big mac, because that's what she was.

Bit soggy, though?

Most of the cum hit the box so it wasn't too wet. Maybe I'll man up and aim inside next time.

YOU FUCKING SICKO! did you even stick your dick inside of it and penetrate?

What's the deal with airline food?

I legit gagged. Well done, you sick fucking freak.

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