Ask a professional DJ anything

Ask a professional DJ anything

how does it feel being inferior to actual sound designers?

How large are your crowds typically?

What makes you want to become a dick jockey?

What's it like being an actual autist?

why are you such a faggot?

What's a computer?

Are you a wizard?

How was your last thread?

>DJ
>analogic mixing console

How often do you considering being an hero?

checked
thousands

>professional DJ
>posts a pic of a studio mixing panel
Come back to me when you spin vinyl on 4 decks m80

Are you DJ Paulo Scum the Britbong Paedophile?

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What does that button do?

Dubs checked
Also kek'd

Why have you posted a picture of an analogue control deck instead of something that a DJ would use? Are you an iPod DJ who just plugs a playlist in to the AUX?

Post DJ name or this never happened.

Are you gay?

how small is your dick? i imagine it's pretty small having to make a sad stealth brag thread like this on fucking Sup Forums

>i imagine
awwww thanks user, that someone is imagining something about me makes me firm and tingly in the loins

found the DJ hows ur "career'?

trips of truth btw

DJ Paulo Scum. Busts his nuts into kids to the beat of the bass.

>How large are your crowds typically?
couple of drunk niggers.

how does it feel to be the laughing stock of all live events technicians, be they lighting, sound or video department? (I am one).
No really, we do all just laugh at djs behind their backs.

Why are you DJ'ing on an SSL console?

how does it feel knowing you have no talent whatsoever and take credit for pressing play on a laptop?

You know you would be totally useless behind this big inline SSL ?

Do you hate Wheeler Walker Jr.?

BFD, wanna see my pro tools dongle?

what's the name of your mom?

quit? Please?

everyone knows sound and light guys are cucked lil bitches who rip on artists to compensate for their shitty lives doing all the hard work while djs and bands have all the fun. stay mad faggot

What does this knob do?

how mamy times a day do you touch your tiny little penis?

>professional DJ
What a romanticized way of saying
>Jukebox

Why do u post a picture of a studio soundboard thats several times larger and more complex than anything you actually use?

youre not even a dj are you? youre just somebodys dad with a shitty cd collection.

How does it feel to know that DJ'ing was invented by Jimmy Savile.

DO YOU EVEN BLEND, BRO!?

I have to prepare a full night set. Ofc I dig enough but what would you use as a groundbreaking track? post link pls

If you were a pro DJ, you would know that sucha mixing desk is not used by DJ but by sound engineers. DJ are too stupid to use those beasts