How does Sup Forums feel about a gay Bond?

how does Sup Forums feel about a gay Bond?

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Only if it has plenty of graphic man-on-man sex scenes

Power or Service top is best.

Bond wouldn't bottom unless he's getting pegged by a woman.

Isn't Bond already gay since Skyfall?

would be cool, i can play the bondgirl

although i would prefer fassbender

Sick.

Gape Bond

who would play the henchman Rimjob in Brownfinger?

How about instead of him being called Bond... they just change it to "Bob"?

>Replace Aston Martin with a Volvo
>Replace sharp fitted suit with Basketball shorts and Kanye West's "yeezys" shoes
>Replace a handsome white man with a dribbling retard or a coon
>Instead of him being a spy he now works as a garbage man

Hate him

When I heard they were making him James Bond I was very disappointed. He does not strike me as a James Bond at all.

Tom Hardy would be better than Tom Hiddleston.

They aren't. Craig has 5 more years.

Stephen Dillane would've been better.

ALRIGHT FAGS LET'S DO THIS:

Choose between one of the three:

1. Gay Bond
2. Black Bond
3. Female Bond

Rank them.

you already ranked them for me

>implying Bond has a sexual orientation beyond "For Queen and Country"

But anyway, the majority of sexual encounters would still be with women due to % hetero versus % homo. Also there's no good reason to lose an agent to AIDS.

i think you've got it right as is

I would like him as Bond but I don't think anyone's considering him. Tom Hardy is a horrible choice in my opinion, Hiddleston would make me vomit in my mouth.

I'd rather have a black bond.

This, to be honest.

it would make sense for Bond to be willing to take it up the ass, to be the best spy possible
kind of like Philip in The Americans

Then how about dude who plays Simcoe in Turn as Bond?

Would definitely rather go black than gay. They can just fix the story by saying James Bond was a code name.

Stop shitposting idris.

This.
You guys are faggots.

None of these options can pull off the psychopath Bond that Connery and --to an extent-- Craig gave us. The Bond that wears suits because his enemies do, not because he likes to, because all he likes to do is kill people sometime before or after he's fucked their woman.

A gay Bond like this would be accused of being a false or negative representation, like how gays often appeared in the 80s - 90s
A black Bond who did this would arouse cries of racism immediately, although he could do the job and probably do it well.
A female Bond is a joke.

Any of these three would be a suit-wearing intellectual snob of a Bond who should be working in an intelligence station rather than undercover.

Idris would be a terrible Bond.

Simcoe in Turn? Doesn't ring a bell.

Stop shitposting Tom.

Samuel Roukin. That's his name.

what's wrong with his face?

Part German is my guess.

Oh, give over. Nobody hated this poor sap or thought he was actually gay until he dated your snek waifu, and he's more to be pitied than hated for that.

Holy shit! That face!
Imagine that horror show staring in through your window in the wee hours of the morning.

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Bend
James Bend.

James Bendydick?

why not make james bond a villian and make a brave underground group of muslim freedom fighters the heros?

That's a good point. Why haven't we had Bond as a traitor yet?

>Why haven't we had Bond as a traitor yet?

He's been confused as a traitor several times

Yes, but he's never actually been the traitor.

007 is an agent not a person. You could have 007 my name is Elba, Idris Elba.

Why not?

>implying that wouldn't be ten times better than the shitflicks we were being served in the past ten years or so

Because traitors are not heroes. James Bond is a hero.

Idris I told you to stop shitposting.

You mean a stone cold killer with a drinking problem who uses women's emotional soft spots to manipulate and often get them killed?

Now, he can do that with men.

A gay bond who fucks everyone would be fine as long as he was masculine, terse and suave rather than flamboyant.

Make him too dominant and people will bitch, like how they did over Franco's character in King Cobra.

Like Colin Firth's character in A Simple Man? Or...?

God dammit, you've described what an actual spy would be like

Yeah that ranking sounds right.

How would the gayness be displayed? Would there be a Bond-guy he flirted and slept with?

>wake up
>leaves room to start the day
>comes back as he's tying his tie
>sits on bed
>gently slaps his bedpartner's leg
>"time to go, luv."
>a man rolls out from under the covers and begins dressing

Forgot to add that this should be in the beginning to set up his gayness.

All for the greater Britain good.

THE GREATER GOOD

>implying most Bonds weren't already gay
there is something inherently gay about stiffy Brits.