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>Britain
more like Shit

the age of the white man is over

>NORTHERNERS
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i would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits

>Lithuania
more like shitpoogaynia

please do not reply to yankposters

south america is pretty shit m8

northerners built this country

poo fart bong shit shart

anime

unlimited POWEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

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SITTING ON A PARK BENCH

>labour wants to build more of these deathtraps

same here lad
never had a job before, was avoiding it for a reason
no running now though
worried i might end up down the job centre

«As a political term, Tory entered English politics during the Exclusion Bill crisis of 1678–81. The Whigs (initially an insult — 'whiggamore', a cattle driver,[4]) were those who supported the exclusion of James, the Duke of York from the succession to thrones of Scotland and England & Ireland (the 'Petitioners'), and the Tories (also an insult, derived from the Middle Irish word tóraidhe, modern Irish tóraí — outlaw, robber, from the Irish word tóir, meaning 'pursuit', since outlaws were "pursued men"[5][6]) were those who opposed the Exclusion Bill (the Abhorrers).

The Whigs tried to link the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, the Duke of Ormonde, with the foremost Irish Tory, Redmond O'Hanlon, in a supposed plot to murder Titus Oates. The Whig Bishop of Meath, Henry Jones, offered O'Hanlon a pardon and a bribe if he would testify to Parliament that Ormonde was plotting a French invasion. In December 1680, the government seized these letters and the plan collapsed. In January 1681 the Whigs first began calling the supposed Irish plotters Tories, and on 15 February 1681 is recorded the first complaint from an English Royalist about the epithet Tory by the anti-Exclusion newspaper Heraclitus Ridens: "...they call me scurvy names, Jesuit, Papish, Tory; and flap me over the mouth with their being the only True Protestants".[7] Within a few months anti-Exclusionists were calling themselves Tories: a northern Dissenter called Oliver Heywood recorded in October: "Ms. H. of Chesterfield told me a gentleman was at their house and had a red Ribband in his hat, she askt him what it meant, he said it signifyed that he was a Tory, whats that sd she, he ans. an Irish Rebel, - oh dreadful that any in England dare espouse that interest. I hear further since that this is the distinction they make instead of Cavalier and Roundhead, now they are called Torys and Wiggs".[8]»

spooky/brit/

accidents are part and parcel of living anywhere

tower blocks are fine so long as they're constructed properly

Forgot about that vid. Pure nostalgia from start to finish desu

alri lads just moved in to my new london flatshare, only £2500/month, absolute steal haha xx

They're ugly monstrosities and a crime against man. Nobody should have to live in a block of flats

Fuck Britain and Fuck White People.

mate that is lit

*burns down*

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This.

there was a midlands lad who's got /x/ wrapped around his finger looking for a ghost doctor in the woods, dunno if he's still going

Cool post

wonder how long it will take the emergency services to find the remains of my bollocks in Grenfell Tower

would you rather spread the entire population of the country throughout the british countryside in shitty newbuilds?

cannot even imagine living in these so-called flats
>there's people living on top of and below you
>potentially hundreds of feet above the ground
>don't even have your own front door
>have to get a lift to your own room
sounds fucking grim

good post

youtube.com/watch?v=xvxof-fMK9k

grim

>A community leader working to locate victims, who asked not to be named, believes nobody who lived on the top three residential floors survived and the building could collapse in the next 24 hours.

>He said: 'We have a list of missing people - there are so many. It's possible there are more than 50, possibly hundreds'.

Ah yes, the United Kingdom in the year of our Lord (PBUH) 2017

Yeah

So was it actually an accident or somrhing else?

that was your job you fucking moron

is that image real?

looks well grassy from above

would have no problem living in a comfy commieblock flat

the absolute STATE of british architecture

one little fire?

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diet coke is vile stuff

Night night lads.

ever get an idea for a post, wait until the new thread to post it, then forget?

not really viable with the current population of this country
you do have a front door in flats
also there are stairs

Knock knock

hate mongs like you who think for some bizarre reason that the entire country is concrete

do you live in a major city and if so which one

Wrong. You're not making new builds for OAPs

communism doesn't work
fascism probably doesn't work either
simple as

isn't there a door people "buzz" to get into the building, then they have to make their way to your door, which is essentially a glorified corridor

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me on the left

I was going to give up junk food and coffee today but even though I see coffee as wagie fuel that ruins my sleep and ruins my gym strength, I can't really bear to do it. It energises me in the middle of a demoralising work day where I am the ugy loser beta (also on the street, but not with the same people constantly). I have been socialised to associate it with getting stuff done, even though I procrastinate endlessly. I haven't yet convinced myself to skip boring old "classic" books so why bother being non conformist and giving up coffee when I refuse to be non conformist and claim Jane Austen and Dostoevsky are boring as fuck.

I'm sick of always trying to look for philosophies of living and heuristics and etc. The only worthwhile advice that can be remembered all the time is to always be honest with yourself. But being honest gets the crowd piling up on you. Even lit cares about the crowd, no matter how much you talk about objective quality of books. If a book isn't endorsed by the academia-media-publishing industrial complex you don't give a fuck about it.

But another reason I won't give up coffee is that it brings up the issue of whether optimising my life like some dehumanised being is worthwhile. In notes from the underground one of the most memorable parts was when the narrator talked about acting in a perverse way to feel human.

Oh yeah, and it's hot and the many attractive women outside are demoralising to see. They see me as disgusting non a Chad scum. Yesterday a woman asked me for directions and I pretended a not to know, out of bitterness. She I would've laughed in my faceif I had asked out the 22 year old her.

Today is typical. Hopelessness and laziness building up to an epiphany in the evening where I realise the key to succeeding in every aspect of life at once is to focus on few things / focus on many things / do only things I find fun / do only things society deems important / forget about the question and just live life etc.

thanks, odd how history works and origins of words.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_Island

alri

>local shops are handing out lists of known drug dealers in the area to turn the community against them
>the list also demands that anyone on the list come out and get voluntarily kneecapped or else worse will happen to them

i SAID:

knock knock

@76054141
absolutely shall not

JEREMY CLARKSON

BEAT

BOX

Why the FUCK can't I improve my bench
It's terrible. Is it because I'm a lanklet?

>hundreds in 3 floors
are they cockroaches or somethign what the fuck

who's there

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>capitalism

1% control 99% of the money and exploit the labourers

>Communism

The workers take back power from the fat cats, everyone is equal

>b-b-but communism doesn't work

Humans cannot lead a communist system, as has been proven because power corrupts. But in the age of AI and machine learning, a computer can rule and judge/decide what is best for all.

Capitalism has failed, inflation is out of control, wages are stagnant, property prices are through the roof. It is time to revolt comrades, workers on /brit/ UNITE!

Love Donegal

yes
think of it as a porch

dishes

dishes who?

fuck off reddit

taxation is theft

nice reddit spacing didnt read lol

Love the north

>everyone is equal
>equal

equality is a bourgeoise concept you dumb liberal

>think of it as a porch
no
that would be the equivalent of having dozens of strangers share your porch, and not even have your own driveway in front of it, nor be able to keep your shoes or coat there
absolutely, undefendably grim

dishes sean connery, open up

waiting for the Chinese Maoist super AI
truly a utopian vision

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monkey

Nothing funnier than someone who smokes weed everyday claiming it isn't addictive

Despise stoners

*chuckles*

>undefendably
hmm

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doing a german session on lingvist followed by 50 xp points of german on duolingo x

business idea: kick out all the non-natives, bulldoze their homes and reforest Britain

Whenever I hear of a tragedy unfolding in London I can't help but laugh. You London cucks, you vile fiends, you destroyers of this nation, you vote for this multiculturalism, you vote for Islamist terrorism, you vote for the third world to fester in your slums, you vote for unaffordable rent, you vote for deadly air pollution, you vote for absurdly wealthy Russians, Chinks and Arabs to buy your flats. I hope more bombings, more fires, more shootings inflict your shithole city. I shall be sitting here, laughing, every single time. Enjoy, London scum. This is the future you voted for.

'asheed

*kneecaps your uncle's soul*

good lad. better than these monolingual britbrainlets

wew someone's a bit grumpy

Never laughed at a yank post

His uncle was a hun, he doesn't have a soul.

Listen all about it and wait for the investigation’s conclusion and results.
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ooh arr I think someone's making off with yer combine harvester

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laugh at this you fucking faggot

Superb post lad, did a smile

imagine britain before 1800 when the population was under 10 mil

a land of babbling brooks and cozy villages populated by little old women and honest hardworking folk with nary a paki in sight