Have been trying to lose weight for over a month now

>Have been trying to lose weight for over a month now

>STILL no progress

This is why ill always stay a virgin. Fuck this shit

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how have you been "trying"?

Dude your body is not a problem the way it looks.

Tried eating less and it was ineffective.

Its NOT how it works, user. Girls want entertainment, not muscular exhibition.

You are not fat at all. Your body look ok.

Hello Chang

>this is how fats cope

Come on man let's be real here for a moment

Move to USA, you'd be considered super thin there

"less" is far too wobbly of a term
calculate your TDEE, that's the number of calories it takes to keep you existing, if you want to get smaller then aim for 500 calories below your daily TDEE
you need at least 0.8g of protein per kg of body weight, so work that out and times it by 4 to get the number of calories you need from protein
divide the rest of your allowance between carbs and fats
do full-body workouts, 3 times a week, with as heavy a weight as you can manage to minimise muscle loss

Don't listen to this faggot
500 calories a day means just 2 kilos less of fat per month

I was eating ~1800 calories because meme TDEE calcs say retarded shit

I tried to do fullbody but I got pattelar tendonitis from squatting and my elbows hurt from bench press and over head press.

EVERYTHING is going wrong!

How is that too little though? I'm not morbidly obese exactly so any higher and ill probably be losing strength and muscle...?

>2 kilos less of fat per month
>a bad thing
certainly better than becoming a skinnyfat mess
my advice was based on humans anyway, your metabolism's probably all over the shop with those leaves and bananas

This, do at least 1000

Post your body and lifts so I know who I'm getting advice from.

You too.

>inb4 "my camera is broken" or you look even worse than me

have you tried being yourself?

I'm currently doing that by attempting to lose weight, yes. I'm trying to see what "myself" looks like behind the layer of fat before I begin bulking "myself".

why don't you eat maintenance and do some light lifting and cardio?

Recomping is inefficient according to this article I read:

anymanfitness.com/should-i-re-comp-nah-why-dont-you-look-for-a-rainbow-colored-unicorn-instead/

He says bulking/cutting is better.

start a coke addiction

Dude, you're not fat you just need to exercise.

Seems expensive and significantly more unhealthy compared to alternatives.

>abs are not visible
>not fat

y-you have a nice body tho

almost a skinnyfat
need to lift and run, boi

Are u a girl?

You're a manlet. Under 1m70, right ?

180 sweetheart

You look like shit faggot, kys yourself

this, and i'm a girl

musclebeasts are disgusting

>46kg

Rate me lads

how much do you weigh?

this is what literally every roastie says.

If pic related walked up to you you'd hop on his dick in a moment's notice.

WTF IM GAY NOW?

Go back to sleep bitch

Pic related walks up you. Says "Wanna fuck, bitch?". WWYD?

I'm literally wearing the same boxers right now

>pic related walks up and starts posing in front of you

How do u reply?

Srsly there's no fuckinv competing with these chads

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That's fucking disgusting for a guy. You are literally a sub man. You don't have frankish blood inside you (most french have).
Go to mcdonald and take several big mac and do this for a month,

faggot

>"Muscles don't matt-"

>a sub
???

untermensch if you prefer

'd lick every cm of this/10

What is wrong with you people

are you a boy or a girl

I'm addicted to twinks, sorry lad.

a subway sandwich

nice transformers belt