Who was your Non-Anime childhood crush ? Mine was Willow Rosenberg

Who was your Non-Anime childhood crush ? Mine was Willow Rosenberg

I fart and burp all the time. I seem to have gas constantly and I release it in some form approximately every 5 minutes. Apparently I do it in my sleep too.

If I'm on my own, surrounded by family or friends, I fart loudly without any attempt to conceal it. If I'm in public I still fart and burp but quieter. Even in work and in meetings I fart but I just do it quieter. They almost never smell, and even if they do its pretty mild and passes quickly.

There are only very rare circumstances in which I'll hold it in, the conditions have to meet all of the following criteria:

> I have eaten spicy food or drank lots of beer the night before
> I have farted a few times already and they fucking stink
>I'm in a social environment with people I'm not totally comfortable with

What are you, 17?

mine was buffy vampire slayer

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Three way with Blossom and Six.

People over the age of 35 don't belong on this site. You're cringe.

>look at me i'm old

This is mine

Don't remember my age at the time, but I'm sure I didn't know how genitalia worked at the time other than pissing. Huge crush on Anna Chlumsky from My Girl. She grew up to be thicc.

Kelly Kapowski

>implying

>no arguments against why someone being here at his age is cringe
That's what I thought, lonely no-life.

Kari Bryon from mythbusters, goddamn I wanna fuck her hard

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>implying there were any arguments for

Made my P90 prematurely fire, if you know what I mean.

>Anna Chlumsky

>hanging out with people 15-25 years younger than you because your peers rejected you isn't cringe
>posting image macros after 2010 isn't cringe

>Sup Forums only for teenagers
MODS

Cindy Crawford was my pre-teen fap fuel.

>not being over 35 means you're a teenager
You're not intelligent enough to be here in the first place.

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>Sup Forums age cutoff rule
You argue like a teenager. MODS

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>implying there aren't people over 40 here
>implying your peers didn't reject you
>implying newfag culture is better

>thinking your intelligent
>implying that's even a requirement
Get over yourself kiddo.

Yeah... Alison was super hot.

But Michelle as well

Unleashed my staff weapon many a times, if you know what I'm saying Tau'ri.

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This!
She really tickled my Zat'nik'tel, if you know what I mean.

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Lulz. I had that very poster on my wall.

Loved fapping to her in the game

The sexy teapot bothers me way more than any of the other things on this pic.

Amber from The Tribe. Fuck, I'm old.

>keeps posting after this superior informs him he's not supposed to be here
Nigger brain detected.
>>implying there aren't people over 40 here
The entire discussion is rooted in the fact that there are and they don't belong here. So, no, that wasn't implied. Learn to think before pressing submit, trailer park inhabitant.
>>thinking your intelligent
One of us knows when commas are appropriate. It's not you. That's shit you were supposed to learn in the second grade, dunce.

Indeed

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People I knew in real life? I never had celebrity crushes because I have no personal relation to them

Buffy all the way!

There were at least two reasons to watch this show.

i prefer you talk about someone everybody else know. Nobody know your cousin Carolina when she was 12

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make it four
>those sweet sweet lesbian scenes

>this tryhard alpha pose
Tumblr is missing its true sage

dat scene

don't forget the most epic crossover in TV history either.

>phonetard or too much of a nigger to end sentences properly
The irony of you trying to imply anyone else is the "other". kek

Best part of worst Star Trek

i miss these kind of tv show, cheap, dumb but fresh

that's still my fantasy

c'mon. be her guest.

both

>better winz thru grammar
How has your first week on the internet been?

Wtf is this picture though.

six on nine...i mean seven on nine....

I guess hes like 14, so I'd think so.

Man, Farscape. Forgot about number one space ho.

Come on man, don't taunt the kiddos.
They take it serously.

here ya go

>hurr ur new eben dogh i keep geding rekt bi yu
It's simple: People with nigger brains don't belong here. Trying to argue against this is just digging deeper, Jamal.

I prefer you mind your own business, Tom

post the others

>hes
Oh, look. Another nigger. One who's effeminate enough to play pile-on like a queer at that. Tell us about your lack of a father growing up.

>excited for first chance to say nigger without rape
You're doing well.

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do an image search, you lazy, underage fuck

>confirming you're a violent monkey

Mah man

goddamn yes

here, take this

Mine, too.

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I'm quite familiar with farscape, but the whit chick looks nothing like that picture. Or what am I missing?

>he never watched stargate

I'd smash both of them today.

the famous FHM edition

>the evil titty lady

i still would. i think she's still kinda hot

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she looks like a fucking plank on these pics tho.

neat

ladda ned ? who is she ?

Swank! Cheers.

Here's one that'll expose me as the oldest fag in the thread. Possibly.

Yes.

found the gay

I take that back - I'm probably not the oldest fag.

is ok, user

you should be proud

this movie is so sad man...i am sad right now seeing the pic

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i put her up as she is now because nobody is gonna say "woo, she's hawt!" to a picture of her as a k- nvm...

this is about it for her, she really has not done much else

He said CHILDHOOD crush you autistic piece of shit

I'll raise you Aimee Mann.

I was in 5th or 6th grade when this movie came out. I have no idea why, but I fell in love with this mop head. Kind of embarrassing. At least he’s way more fuckable now a days......

You are 17.

>requiring secondary sex characteristics makes you gay now
That explains why my crush was pic related

The milano

Lea Thompson, nice

I shall sidestep with the lovely Christie Turlington

Whoever the name of that girl is that played Stephanie in Lazytown

Christina Ricci too I think but that wasn't until after the fact but it still counts.