Post your favourite bits of ABSOLUTE MADMAN John Lennon banter and stories in this thread

Post your favourite bits of ABSOLUTE MADMAN John Lennon banter and stories in this thread
>Q: "With all these girls chasing you all over the world, who is probably the most exciting woman you've met throughout the world?"
>JOHN: "Ringo's mother is pretty hot."

>"He's not even the best drummer in the Beatles"

john was definitely /ourguy/
>active misogynist
>after cynthia exclusively fucked asian women
>shitposter extraordinaire

A classic

john was such a cunt lmao

(not true, by the way)

Damn, he was really fat at the height of Beatlemania. Glad thay acid burned his mind & body

Although there are so stupid fucks with no slef control that manage to be addicted to acid and still be fat...

He had sex with his wife Cynthia the day after she caught him with Yoko. Cuckqueaner extrordinaire.

I wish John would have tried some like that around John Bonham or someone like that.

Bonham would have joined in with him

>addicted to acid
Are you actually retarded or just not very bright

I'll never like him for the travesty that Imagine is. I don't even care that he beat his wife that song sucks fucking dick.

Kek
>If you hit him, the Fourmost are finished
Dude should've just broke Lennon's face since no one know wtf the Fourmost are.

Bonham would've stuck a mud shark in his ass

yeah he really thinned out

They were actually pretty decent, had a few tunes written for them by Lennon, in fact

...

Why did the Beatles like apples so goddamn much?

ABSOLUTE

>not totally spoiled, but it did lose it edge.

Fucking kek

"You know, this Lennon guys like a real jerk!"