Whats the most painless way to suicide?

Whats the most painless way to suicide?

bullet to the temple

Breathing air for 110 years

What about inert gas asphyxiation?

Bad advice. I'm currently trying this method and it's a real misery.

exit bag

Florida Schools?
Las Vegas Concerts?

Helium gas mask

You beat me to it

Pay someone to put a bullet through your head when you least expect it

>Whats the most painless way to suicide?
Wow, I've never seen this question asked on Sup Forums before now. Remarkable. And look, you've posted some generic porn, too! How SPECIAL!!!!

Fentanyl or heroin overdose. You just fall asleep and don’t wake up. No mess for people to walk in on or clean up.

Kys yourself

set yourself on fire

Suicide by cop

Always kept this just in case

Except the vomit that you choke on and the piss and shit that is ejected from your corpse.

>kill yourself yourself

>painless
You've pussied out all of your life, be a man for once and do it painfully.

Her the girl in the picture fart while you're eating her out with your nose firmly up her asshole.

head 10 sec in the microway everyday, enjoy brain cancer...

Trips of truth

All helium is now sold with added oxygen.

Why not just ask for God's help? His hand is outstretched even to a sinner like you.

Cause there's no god

Atheism demands nihilism, hence the soul crushing depression that makes suicide (and this thread) seem like a good idea.

> Atheism demands nihilism
Wrong.

the helium in those balloon tanks contains 10% oxygen.it's more than enough to keep you alive. propane is probably your best bet. car exhaust is also very effective.

drowning in pussy

Either you're a Jew shilling atheism as "euphoric" or just a kid who has not lived long enough to understand. Sad either way, but any real fedora would tell you dealing with the soul crushing depression of atheism is nearly impossible, thus the suicidal ideation and futility of embracing a nihilistic worldview. Do yourself a favor and realize all of this now rather than later.

Have you tried fixing your diet first? Try low carb for a couple of weeks. Eat only green veggies drenched in olive oil and your pick of meats. Eat cheese and no-sugar-added jerky for a quick snack. Remove folic acid completely from your diet (in addition to no bread, pasta, cereal, etc make sure to stop taking supplements with folic acid too).

Try it, what do you have to lose if you're planning on killing yourself.

Be American
Go to school
Get shot

R.I.P in peace

Only correct answer

Life is pain and the future/fate is the only god. It judges you for your actions or lack thereof. Accept this. Make the suffering worth it.

Im Atheist and I am not depressed.

technically not suicide, more like gambling

Thats because your nihilism is kept at bay with youth and hedonism and materialism. It wears every man down. You'll be making a suicide these on Sup Forums like op eventually.

hammer

The existence of a creator is self-evident when you view creation and your own illogical existence and consciousness.

How much do they pay you to shill atheism schlomo?

>and the piss and shit that is ejected from your corpse.
Most people empty their bowels when they die.

Call the cops and tell them you're suicidal.
When they show up run at them naked with a gun in your mouth.
They'll do the work for you.

Why put that on anyone though?

Good idea user

Your a cock

Helium?

...

how are we supposed to know?

cocaine overdose

If your the b faggot just put a friggin hole in your head.

nitrous oxide

heart stopping due to exhaustion during sex.

YOU ARE ALL WRONG

WRONG WRONG WRONG

OP what you need is piano wire and gravity. This is gonna take skill and determination.

>Find a decent height to jump from
>make a noose of piano wire and tire it around your neck
>superglue your hands to the side of your head
>jump from said height.

If all goes will it should look like you pulled off your own head. For best results line that shit up with a basket ball hoop.

Any standard asphyxiation. Car exhaust was popular but there are superior methods these days, like the helium exit bag. Pop a couple Vicodin, pound a couple shots, get in the driver's seat and turn your car on in your garage. Dead by morning, no pain no mess. If you're lucky, you might even get it blamed on the drugs and still get your insurance payout.

snu snu

Drown in that pussy

*tips menorah*

>like this
Take out a loan at least 25 thousand spend 4 on a penthouse and luxury drinks and foods for the weekend, 5 for cocaine,and the remainder on paying you're favourite porn star to face sit you while you nod off with a Iv of pure herion.

Yupp

bleeding out isn't a big deal. You just get cold and tired.

This. DO NOT shoot in your mouth. DO NOT shoot up from under your chin. Dont even shoot directly into your forehead. In one hemisphere and out the other, best chance.

can attest, takes a while but I think its working

still asphyxiation, still sucks. Plus you have a chance of surving and being braindead and being held in preconcious limbo for 50 years.

Helium

i heard that pablo escobar paid some doctors to investigate the best way of suicide and it was a shot 2 centimeters up the right ear or some shit like that

3 sets of dubs confirms this

chekt and rekt

You'll be an inanimate object. Much like the chair you currently sit in. Lifeless. Why not give yourself something you e never experienced, gut wrenching excruciating pain. You'll get time to regret it, and time to scream as the life escapes you. Maybe it'll prep you for the eternity in a lake of fire that awaits.

Make your own Carbon Monoxide. Cars don't produce nearly as much since they added catalytic converters.

>still asphyxiation, still sucks
Not really. You don't get the sensation of suffocation because your body is tricked into thinking its all good. Then you just pass out and die.

But I'm American and don't understand centimeters.

idk like an inch

Not likely. Pablo always knew that he would go down fighting.

Actually set yourself on fire. The heavy baconsmoke will knock you out before you feel any pain.

Bring a lawnmower into your room, fully gassed. Close all the doors, tape them shut and tape windows too. Airtight. Have your handcuffs ready. Crank the lawnmower, it'll get really hot and Smokey, you'll change your mind, so handcuff yourself to a doorknob or something secure across the room. It'll take about 20 minutes, it'll be horrible, hot, choking slowly, gasping, you'll probably break your arm to try to live. Try to enjoy your last moment because this is what you wanted. Either you get what you wanted or you'll realize life is worth living.

Or, if you don't care about the noise, just use a portable generator and fall asleep, like lots of people by accident from running a generator indoors or even in a garage attached to a house. If it can take an entire family by surprise, it doesn't hurt.

Go skydiving, a lot of places let you go solo your first time after a training course. It'll be a static line pull. Just bring scissors.

Eat 10kg. shit.

Smothered in pussy

Really? Because the O2 makes it way heavier.

>Go to welfare office
>Yell "I hate shitskins"
>Someone detonates their bomb belt
>Death occurs within 5 seconds
>???
>Profit

How painful is hanging?

I'm rusty on my stoichiometry. What is the reaction?

It's pretty painful for your mother or sister when they find you

>stop on the side of the highway
>Shoot up heroin
>Jump into moving cars

you're welcome op

Fuck, if you've got heroin, why bother with the cars? Just take a massive OD. Of course, play around with it first for a few days. I hear it's pretty awesome. I wish I had some for when I go.

this

Killing yourself

How does anyone know its painless? People either die (and could have been in great pain and distress in the last few minutes) or they survive (it didn't work properly, so how can we know if doing it right is painless)?

Pic related, is somthing I've had in the back of my mind for a while now, and there is also this thing called "shallow water drowning" it's interesting, look it up

is my body goint to get disfigured?

Nice

ATM machine

they add oxygen to helium tanks now.

Oh shit didn't see it was all ready posted. Look up shallow water drowning also though

But it's still enough to be fatal I would think

I'd still go the Carbon Monoxide route with a generator. That's got a proven track record of killing without you even noticing it's happening.

of course I'm not going to hang myself at home, but some other place

Shotgun to the head. Your brain will be gone before the pain has time to register.

standing on 50,000 lego bricks

Instead of painless why not go for the most interesting experience?

My favorite was a datura overdose. I kept dying and splitting into realities where I didn't, and had to go through a few labyrinths, demons, dead friends and shadows.

Of course, with that route you've got to risk going a bit cookoo

It works. I've tried like 12 times.