B, help me talk to Tinder girl, easy mode first message:

b, help me talk to Tinder girl, easy mode first message:

First dubs is the message

(pic not me)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
May I, viciously,
suck your cock?

would have been good

I know. People can still vote for it, though.

Do you have pet insurance? Your pussy is about to be pulverized.

roll

rolll

Listen dork, I just want the pussy

You should give your pussy to me because I provide a good home for my pets.

... boom.

dumbass

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I cook my jew,
at 442°

Well now which one do i do? ? ? ? ??

This is actually good.

The second one, which leads to the first message in this thread.

Not really tho is it

pissoff.exe

Fuck you, bitch

This one if dubs

seems good, now sending.

This one if dubss

Dang. You stole my opportunity

Wellllllllllll the first one has been sent

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I bake the Jew,
at 442°,
I don't have hate,
But don't wanna wait,
Turned up the oven to 1488°
Anne Frankly, I did Nazi it coming,
Turned on my shower and kikes started running,
In Dachau, my grandfather fell out of a watchtower and died,
I know it's six days late but Happy Valentine's.

Bump + proof

you fool

How come?

Help me turn that message out better