/indy/ - IndyCar General - Indy 500 Qualifying Discussion - Papaya edition

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Alonslow?

Excellent OP pic

Right turn when?

ABSOLUTELY UNREBARBATIVE

Tony BTFO

fernando will crash

>indypleb drivers BTFO by F1

lmao

231.300

Alonso scores dubs!

Is Alonso, dare I say it, faster than you?

He knows how to work under pressure

Its like the fucking ricky bobby.

Actual F1 champion comes and goes faster than everybody else.

Fernando Poleonso

don't get cocky it's not over

>372.241
Fugg that's fast

Alonso stayed in a lower gear?

AlonsGOAT

sato will go faster

4-6 gear is pretty much the same

Anyone but Power.

As an Alonso fan its hard to comprehend things going so well for him these days.

APOLOGIZE

YAAAAAAAASSSSS BITCH

rookies aren't allowed to use top gear

I think all his team mates will. If Sato still has his set up working he might take pole

>they're showing kph
Based

Perdoe, baseado Alonso

I've been waiting years for Alonso to be in the top again, you can bet that a lot of people are going to watch the race in Spain.

PENSKE ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

I bet that'll be enough enough for a first row start

Except disappointment Marco who was already way worse

opposite of based when everyone else is in mph reee

>power will never win indy 500
Feels good

Will seems down on Power

Fucking BOSS

What's the probabilty of Carpenter, Dixon, Sato, Hildebrand or Rossi being faster than Fernando?

this is all that matters, he will definitely be starting in a good position to win the race

>alonso gets pole
>just drives away F1 style
>500 miles of borefest
>rossi second by fuelsaving

BULLIED

>not knowing both

Tbh only Ed "the complainer" Carpantier or Takuma "the ohka" Sato can save us now

Very high

Is Sebastion going to make it bros?

>hunter reay still fastest
>#10 on the grid

love this format, so glad they made a smart decision to use it

Sato, Rossi or Dixon could do it.

ROSSI
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I

BIGGEST RACE IN THE WORLD

HIS SMILE AND OPTIMISM: RESTORED

Roasi already blew it

>Nevada City, NV

High for Carpenter, Dixon and Sato. Maybe Rossi too

ROSSI

ROSSIPOSSE

ROSSI POSSE

i know both, i meant for when i'm watching the spic stream compared to the us stream where overalls are mph

>dat wallslap

FUCK

says Auburn, CA on his wikipedia page

/f1/ all over the front row baby

ROSSI GOING HAM

FASTEST DRIVER ON THE GRID JAJAJAJAJA

ROSSIPOSSE

Alonso BTFO by a REAL AMERICAN HERO

Didn't Rossi's F1 experience come from testing Caterham's and Manor's?

ROSSI > ALONSLOW

USA USA USA

>The City of Spain
>The shantytown of Formula Uno

>yfw an /f1/ front row with rossi, alonso and sato

r o s s i
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>>s
>>>s
>>>>i

but how much does it actually matter?

oh shit
chicano

"F1 reject" reks 2x WDC

Hahahahaha

truly the best preparation for a wobbly car

237

crash, turn 1 lap 1

Special Ed will ruin it

W A N T

>f1 beats f1
>f1 somehow BTFO

The favela of USA

Less chance of getting caught in an incident, can work with teammates

>watching alonso's heart sink in 30 seconds
lmao

>>just drives away F1 style

That's not how oval racing works.

>tfw no MegaBucks Chilton

F1 rejected him

now he has found his home

>Sato starts on the outside
>tries to cut down across Rossi and Alonso
>all 3 fly into wall
>bounce back onto track
>16 cars wreck
>jpm wins

>tfw indycar isnt handing you the win

there is no heart anymore, since a lot of years ago my jewmerican amigo

>magic mullet powers activate!

I know its a hidden DRS fest but still would be great.

NANDO
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yes, but who will be there on lap 200, bringing the car safely home? none other than the Lord

>a F1 reject and a 36 year old rookie are at the top of qualy
>the city of american racing

He looks pretty pleased, even if he's not on pole, he's right up competing again instead of driving a polished turd around and doing miracles to get it in points.

He even raced for them, highlight was in Singapore where he didn't know what to do under safety car and restarted in front of the leader instead of rejoining at the back

Whats the deal with the drivers pulling well away from the wall on the straight?

Is there an air effect coming off the wall that slows the car down?

>F1 champs and rejects btfo of everyone on a hillbilly oval

lmao nice motor"""""""sport""""""" redneck amerifats

>inb4

sheeeeit how is he still driving

No aero close to the wall

I wish this meme was still real

I thought you were home Pajeet?

>All this /F1/ gloating
>not remembering the Honda engine edict this week
>not remembering the Andretti quadruple DNF this season
>expecting Andretti cars to finish the race

I got some bad news...

Scott Dixon is gonna get pole

>all these butthurt /f1/ fags