Apparently alot of people dont know that you can get actual real "happy endings" from asian massage parlors...

Apparently alot of people dont know that you can get actual real "happy endings" from asian massage parlors. im surprised people dont realize this is a thing yet. i went for the first time last year. went a few times, lost virginity, but never went back simply because i didnt want to get addicted and drop an assload of money there. spent like 386 just in 1 week at that place. It was an amazing time tho, everything i fantasized it to be. she was a thick asian too, very nice ass similar to pic related but shorter, blonde hair, and exotic jewlerly/outfit such as a belly ring and waist ring.

So since so many people lack knowledge about this AMA. ive done alot of research on the subject that allowed me to find the place to begin with including proper etiquette when going into one of these places.

How do you sort out the fakes from the real stuff on backpages? There's hundreds of "asian massage parlors" that offer those services but the pictures are of well known pornstars or celebrities. Is there some kind of rating site or something?

Yes, you have to go to sites that offer reviews of the parlors. backpage is a gamble every time because you dont know if they offer happy endings or not. there are other ways to spot them by site alone, but its still not accurate. so review sites are the best. only downside is you have to pay to read reviews.

What all did you get from this place, and how much would it cost you per visit? Hj's, BJ's, fucking her?

any examples of good review sites?

Oh, and we're there older women servicing, as well? I have an older woman fetish.

I'm kind of fat. 195 lbs. Do you have to be in shape? Do they care if you're a little overweight, or am I just being too self conscience?

Can you explain in detail how you did this

Op, mother fucker, answer! REEEEEEEE

I got "full service", which means everything. the only thing she told me i couldnt do was anal, but some of the other girls there offered anal if i wanted that. HJs was $40, BJ $60, Full service $120. the particular girl i seen charges a $20 extra premium for first visitors, but decreases it down for returning customers. my first time there i paid $140 for everything but 2nd visit she reduced it to 120. if i kept going i could have reduced it to 100 but she prob doesnt remember me by now. you can haggle if you want.

rubmaps. be cautios on proper etiquette tho. you dont want to get thrown out of a place that does offer Happy endings just because they think you are a cop. hygiene also very important.

the woman i was with was 38 or 39, so yes for sure they have older women. most places only have middle ages women anyway. but as is typical with asians even tho she was almost 40 she looked 10 years younger than that.

they for sure dont give any shits about weight. i was 260 and 6'3 and i banged her pretty hard. she did complement my calfs tho as being amazing :^). i am proud of my calfs. but yes, you are being too self conscience. they really dont care. what they DO care about tho is hygiene, so please for the love of god atleast smell good and bathe/brush teeth.

there is alot of different things that goes into this. what part exactly do you want me to explain?

Op, so wise. He is like a fountain of knowledge pouring wisdom. Thank you, op. I am but a baby bird drinking from the fountain of your experience.

np guy. i only know so much of this myself because my yellow fever drove me to obtaining how to fuck an asian in an area that is 90% blacks, 9% whites, 1% asian. i was starving.

So what I mean is, obviously you find out about the place online. What did you do from there? How did you know what etiquette was acceptable? How did you have to act

U get to fuck em raw or had to wrap it up?

And also, how did you know which parlours were worth a visit on for example the web site rub maps

Basically the main thing to do is NOT ask questions pretaining to anything other than the default massage, especially your first time there. do not ask what they offer, dont ask to see other girls, just dont ask. be cool and let them do the talking and answer there questions. you can make small talk and convo if you want, just dont ask questions!.

after they sign you in they will ask if you want a shower. if its free and doesnt count toward time then always say yes, but even if it does count toward time say yes anyway simple because the shower is how you figure out if the place is giving HE or not.

during the shower this is where you have to get rid of any shyness or meekness you have. you can be tense if you want, it is a massage place after all, but just get rid of the shyness. by that i mean start opening your legs when they are rubbing down your thighs and ass. they will start to play with your balls. moan and show them you like that. DO NOT ask for them to do anything else at this point, just let them play with it.

they will then flip you over. this is where you show them your raging erection. they will make a compliment like "oh hahah someone is awake!" something like that. they will start to rub and tug on it saying "im only cleaning it hehe" or something to that effect. this is how you know its a Happy ending place. normal parlors will stay away from your dick like the plague.

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I live near so many massage parlors, i need to know these things

the place i went to does not allow for raw. even BJs are covered there sadly. but this is not a global thing, some places, especially in texas, do allow for raw blowjobs at the very least.

i paid for the site on rubmaps and simply read the reviews. i seen the good reviews and figured out on my own if it was worth or not. clearly it was very worth.

>continuing

try not to cum on the shower table. its clearly foreplay, but if you do its a good way to get a freebie i guess. just make sure you tip anyway for that so she will be very friendly to you next visit.

after the shower she will bring you to a room with a massage table. she will give you like a 10 min massage and then flip you over. THIS is the important part and its when you can start asking very vague questions. ask her if she offers extras. if she says yes then ask her for a menu. she will typically use hand gestures going over menu. Jerking motion = HJ blowing motion = BJ, and wide open arms = everything.

take your pick and enjoy. once every thing is said and done you dont have to be so secretive anymore. they will know you and know what you want from now on so go nuts. you can even ask her to straight up skip the shower and massage and get straight to fucking if you want.

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>they start rubbing your balls
>they start jacking you off
>this is how you know it's a happy ending place

yeah, thanks man, what a great fucking help you've been.

what part of texas?

kek

Good thread. Just went to my first amp last week. Go in, only one girl there, probably late 30s. Not a great body, kind of chunky. Best massage I ever had hands down. Asked for an hour at the beginning, massage was so good, I asked to extend it to 90 minutes. At the end of the 90 minutes, she says “finished?”, I say extra and she acts like she doesn’t understand. We play this game for a couple of minutes then she says tips. Got a handy. Don’t know if there was more available, she wasn’t my type for more.

Prices were $40 half hour, $60 hour, $90 90 minutes. $40 tip for the handy. Think that’s pretty standard for Asians.

yep, but dont give up hope even if they dont play with little jimmy on the shower table. there is still another check point on the actual massage table as indicated here which is the most important part.

how old are you OP
how attractive are these girls on average? are they all young?
i assume you use a condom because its too risky not to, correct?

lol

this is what I've always wondered, last time I went the girl was massaging my thighs and kept brushing against my balls, wasn't sure if I was meant to moan or what so I didn't and obviously nothing else happened

Do i have to shave my balls?

Lmt. Best happy endings ever.

sometimes the wording used is different, but if all else fails just remember cash is universal. show her the cash, use a hand jerking motion, and she will understand regardless of whatever language barrier she has or pretends to have lol.

im 28 now, i was 27 during my visits tho. attractiveness varies. im not going to sit here and tell you the women are always going to be 10/10s. really you wont find out how they look until you visit the place. they do not show pics on sites like backpage for obvious reasons. the particular girl i was with was a solid 8/10 body and 7/10 face by most peoples standards. However she honestly met ALL of my fetishes so she is a 10/10 in my book. i really did find her hot. and yes i did use condom, she doesnt do anything without a condom. i did lick her pussy tho. we were in 69 and her fat beautiful ass was right in my face, i couldnt help myself...

i mean you dont really have to moan, just show anykind of indication that you like what she is doing and want more. if she sees you are not enjoying it then she probably wont continue.

nope, but i think most women dont want hair in there mouth so i guess it would be nice? really its one of those optional things that you do only if you give a shit about the person sucking your dick for $40 or not. it does help with not getting sweaty and smelly as much down there tho when things get heated.

Ya but not Asian.

Do you just ask for it, or what?

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You won't care. Trust me.

Is this just an American thing?

Is there any way to circumvent the rubmaps paywall? I don't really want to be spending money on it all that much when I need to save up for one of these places.

I think the pretending to not understand was part of the game. She giggled an Asian girl giggle when I came. It was awesome.

For the most part yes. i cant tell you what other countries do or offer unless its one of the asian countries like phil/thai/korea. but those places a re too obvious and easy with the exception of japan. its actually very hard to get sex in japan as a foreigner unless you go to tokyo.

Try usasexguide.info and find your star and city for free reports

if you dont want to pay you can just go to rubmaps and look at which places are listed and check them out blind yourself without reading the reviews. quality will be a mixed bag tho because you wont know which places have shit reviews and which ones have good reviews. its only $14. you can pay for one month, cancel the sub, and just record all the parlors that are rated and reviews highly in notepad, and just never pay again. you can prob even get your bank to charge back if you want, not worth the hassle over $14 tho...

that site doesnt list all the cities/states. even some of the popular AMP heavy cities like houston and dallas are not listed.

I'll try your advice on my local parlour. Is there any sites similar to rubmap for the UK?

nvm, found it.

How long does it take for them to warm up or whatever? Like what's the usual sequence of events?

Not that i know of. UK might have there own community for stuff like this. laws might also be more strict there so AMPs in general might be fewer.

you can also try ECCIE which has a world wide community for stuff like this.

what do you mean "warm up"? i already explained the sequence of events from the time you enter to the time you leave ITT.

I had meant more after the flip. You just tell her what you want and get into it? Or is there more foreplay? Sorry for not being specific.

for me personally, i asked her to flip me. she already knew my dick was hard and probably could tell from experience i was a virgin because of how nervous i was being so she was more open towards me and she just got naked the instant i asked her to flip.

however everything else paused as she went over the "menu". once she flips you over you should wait for her to ask what else you want or you just tell her. just dont be direct until after you already paid. it really is as simple as letting her know what you want as long as you have been giving her all the clues before hand.

if you chose full service she will usually start by jerking you off and sucking you off until you are ready to fuck her in any position you desire. after you paid its up to you to tell her what you want.

btw, one other thing i forgot to mention. hopefully those other anons are still here. if the parlor is a 24/7 parlor then there is a VERY HIGH CHANCE that it not only gives happy endings, but it also gives full service. not every amp gives full service, which is why reviews are important.

you are a gentleman, and a scholar

Not OP, but I went for a 60-minute massage today just north of Toronto. I go to the same place about once a month, usually when my wife is on the rag. $60 for 60 minutes, $40 tip for the handjob. My usual girl is awesome. Great massage, awesome handjob after about 30 minutes, then cleanup and more massage until the hour is up. Like others have said, if you're not sure if they give happy endings, just spread your legs and moan a bit when she gets close. Tell her you fucking love that. You'll find out if more is offered pretty quick that way.

I fucked a girl at a massage parlour when I was 15, told them i was 20 lol. Spent my birthday monday on an amazing fuck. Also got to fuck a pretty, slutty white chick called erica. East London is the fucking bomb.

Are we talking in the US as well? Also if I ask for said happy ending, can I be arrested?

the girl i seen is pretty awesome too. she clearly knew i was nervous and was a virgin, she even "taught" me some things i never knew about like the mass sweating right below the back of a womans neck when they orgasm. legit never knew that. she also forced my hands onto her boobs when she realized i was being "too polite" by not touching her while she was fucking me on top lmao. she probably doesnt remember me by now tho unless i jog her memory. she only goes there once every month for a full month.

going to see the same girl every time might be considered a mistake tho...

The US is retarded but id punch my way outta there if they threatened to call the police. Also if they called the police they would get put in jail too?

i mean if you ask for a happy ending to a cop pretending to give happy endings then yes you can be. but a cop isnt going to touch your dick or get naked so its not like thats going to happen.

Well I am meaning if I ask and that is not something that they do

everyone goes to jail, including the owner of the establishment if it is raided. but this only happens if you have some snitch bitch who feminist that tells teacher and everyone in the class gets in trouble for playing poker in class.

ya that kind of snitch.

Was an AMP enthusiast for 18 years. AMA.

Spa hunters USA. Only a fre regiatration is needed.

if its not something they do then they usually politely say no. sometimes they can get mad and kick you out. really depends. they want to keep you as a customer tho since you already paid for a massage so usually they wont kick you out if you just ask as long as you just dont do anything that would be considered sexual harassment.

how many did you fuck raw and did you get any STDs from the girls you fucked raw?

Didnt bang any raw even in Thailand. One tried to give me a bbbj and i put an end to that with a quickness.

>not even a BBBJ

geez user why even bother.

you have a higher risk of getting struck by lighting than you do of getting any kind of STD from a raw blow job. you are missing out on alot.

If you're in nyc i know a lot of places, specifically in Queens. If you're paying more than 80 bucks tips included on a naked handjob with tits hanging out and grab them you're getting ripped off. 60 for quick handjob clothes on. You can find mexican spots where you can fuck for $50, but i wouldn't recommend it...just get a gf

> (OP)
>but i wouldn't recommend it...just get a gf

We are people on Sup Forums, that is too difficult

Enjoy your STDS. Sleeping with women who are in the business of having sex with others basically guarantees you a dick load of STDS

Hope it was worth it

im not in nyc. im in NOLA. asian escorts are next to impossible to find in this trash can of a city outside of an AMP. this is why i have no problem paying $60 for massage and $40 tip for a handjob. worth every penny to sate my unending hunger for asian meat.

eh, 1 year later i seem pretty ok. i used a condom after all.

I wouldn't recommend mexican whore houses because you have a lot of illegal mexicans with diseases coming by. I rather pay 80 and get a nice naked handjob I go home empty and disease free

i have my own spot here. It took me 3 years of searching to find it. It's in a chinese neighborhood. The key is to find the right balance between good looking girls and prices. I've paid $200 before on just a naked table shower with the hottest asian i've ever had. My budget doesn't stretch that far, so i'd rather just get pay $60-$80 on a hj and go home empty balled

you dont want to get involved with bitches that belong to pimps and gang members period for any reason. stupid idea.

AMPs are nice and comfy. everyone is independent. for the most part. the girl ive seen actually has a kid she takes care of out of state. one month she is working, then the next month she takes a month long vacation to take care of her daughter, then the following month she is back earning.

got rubbed off in china once for like 10 dollars US

nice. hopefully her hands werent made of razor blades and alligator scales tho.

nah she was pretty good, not much of a looker though. she just grabbed my dick and handed me my wallet lol. i took money out, she took from that and then finished me. didnt speak a word of english

Read reviews on rubmaps before you go. Can't tell you how much money I wasted not joining rubmaps and reading other peoples scouting reports. Costs 15$ but it's worth every penny considering you could waste 70$ on bad places.

So here's the trick. You walk in pay the front fee usually it's 60$ for an hour. Then you tip 4$ for the "extra services" I usually do this in advance so they know for sure you arn't a cop. DO NOT tip in advance unless you know they are down already from reading rubmaps or you could be out even more money and not get any extras. Can't stress this enough READ THE REVIEWS!

Oh and don't worry about sting operations. If a cop ever raids the place which is extremely rare just say "I'm here for a massage can I go now?"

im intrigued. sounds like she just ran up to you off the street and started stroking out of nowhere. if its just a hand job id prob let any old hag asian do that to me for sure. i sometimes fantasize about it while im working that a customer would just randomly come ask, ask me to go to bathroom, and start jerking me off for the few bucks thats in my pocket.

Sorry tip 40$ not 4$ obviously

where were you in china btw?

I have eczema and psoriasis... pretty much my skin looks like shit... would they care about this? I have it pretty severe

asian women are some of the most harshly judgemental and rudest women on Earth. Yes they would toss you out and say "Sorry honey no clean"

Can you get on humira?

Tottenham is pretty sketchy, but yeah you never know with undercovers. Fuck those pricks who get paid to pretend to be prozzies and then arrest. Id literally batter a cop who tried that. Usually have a small gang waiting outside for me though, ya never know.

good question.

theorteically a normal massage parlor cant kick you out for such conditions as it would be discrimination. so at the v ery least they would still give you the massage, however as far as any sexual encounters go im not entirely sure as they might not understand you have eczema and not a STD.

but you can still give it a shot. eventually you will find a place that will fuck you despite your skin condition.

OP can you let me know if any are in the Barrie Area?

dont listen to this guy. asian women are your literal fucking slaves as long as you give them money. doesnt matter if they are cleaning your toes or sucking your dick, flash the cash and they will treat you like kings.

Guests will not go to jail unless you openly confess to something. The cops will cut you loose if you have an ID on you and they can verify who you are and if your record is clean. Asian women will never ever wear a wire to set people up. Just doesn't work that way. American women on the street will however.

Doesn’t that stuff have a lot of side effects?

i mostly hate the people that go full tattle tale on a parlor as that is the main and usually only reason a parlor gets raided by cops is because some jealous bitch snitched the place out.

one place over here got raided after being open for only ONE MONTH because some stupid bitch found out the place gave happy endings to men and told the local authorities. its usually only women that do this shit. pisses me off.

The irony is, these feminists are literally fucking the poor girls that probably need the money to feed their kids. People like that make me consider incels as have legitimate views.

most women do this because its good money. anywhere from 1k-5k a day. 1k being bad days. and its not taxable either. this is why my girl takes full month long vacations every month to take care of her kid.

Doesn't really matter. Seems like every city has 30 or so even smaller cities tend to have at least 2 or 3. You can find them on rubmaps pretty easy just by doing a zipcode search.

One gets raided and shuts down 2 more open in it's place months later sometimes only a couple miles away.

The cops tend to not really give a fuck about this sort of thing. They barely care about full on street hookers downtown. A little rub n tug joint generally doesn't perk their interest much because they know how many places provide this.

Used to go to AMP's and AAMP's quite a bit when I was 15/16/17 years old but as an adult it makes more sense to just fly to Asia. Better quality girls, better quality experiences. Go to a sauna in Macau or a soapie in Bangkok and you'll see how lame AMP's really are in the US.

do they do people over the age of 16?

the main problem is that your favorite girl is now in jail tho and you have to replace her with a shitty alternative. its pretty annoying if u ask me.

but its true cops dont really care until its reported. the one i went to has been providing happy endings since 2011. that being said, another one thats been up for longer recently closed down and its unknown if it will open again.

but my problem is in my city i really dont have many options. infact i have zero options unless i go into the big citty. so an AMP closing down that is close to me is a big deal. a very big deal as i would have to travel for hours just to get a tug somewhere else that isnt shit.

trust me, ive already thought about doing this and im thinking of it currently. but instead of thailand it will be manila phillipines. the problem is that 2k-3k is alot of money... better experience for sure, but damn is it expensive. i only work part time at lowes for 30-35 hours a week =/ give me a reasonable budget and ill put a definite yes on it.

That image is from AC, not Manila. Manila can be fairly expensive. Burgos St and Edsa would eat your budget up pretty quick. Freelancer bars like LA cafe in Ermita would be easier on the budget but I prefer staying in Makati. Online is probably your best option.

AC is getting on my nerves. Short time is becoming the norm for barfines, and with Dollhouse group moving barfines up to 3500 recently I expect other to follow suite. Just not good value anymore. The GFE in the PI is definitely better than LOS though so if that's you're thing you're making the right choice.

Will add that mongering is an expensive hobby. Would recommend finding other ways to make more money. Would hate being limited to AMP's in the US.

actually, beleive it or not, i got some girls from various camsites on hold that is willing to come up to my room and fuck me on demand for a week straight for just $100. not $100 a day, but $100 for that entire week im there.

and yes i know the pics are from angeles. the reason im choosing manila is because of above mentioned cam girls. possible that some of them will no show, but thats when i can always fall back on bar girls if that happens.

cam girls in the phill seem to be more desperate for money than your average bar girl.

That is a bit lower than the average market rate for FL's in manila. Usually pay 3000 for LT and 2000 per day if I take them to Boracay or Palawan or something with me. I am not saying I don't believe you though, I have never experimented with how low I can go price-wise with Manila FL's, don't know the market rates at all and don't know anything about camgirls.