Get the fuck in user, we have a Champions League to win

>Get the fuck in user, we have a Champions League to win

Ok Ronnie, will you take me to the Fifa Confederations Cup afterwards?

*gets in*
*fastens seatbells*
*looks around*

"nice car"

>It's a TSUgatti

will you actually contribute in any way to the championship game ranoldo-sama?

no, you're a used up slut that have been blacked too many times. Ronnie is pure

Navas > Buffon
Marcelo > Alex Sandro
Ramos > Chiellini
Varane > Barzagli
Carvajal > Alves
Casemiro > Bonucci
Kroos > Khedira
Modric > Pjanic
Isco > Dybala
Benzema > Mandzukic
Ronaldo > Higuaín

Don't forget Zidane>Allegri

are you TSUre? a miTSUbishi car would fit better with him though

Fuckoff Penaldo

considering that, if real mandrill wins the CL, he'll definitely win the balon d'or, what are the odds that he'll win the balon d'or if real lose?

If Real wins the UCL, he'll win the ballon d'or (and tie Messi with 5 iirc), and if Juve wins (that they won't) then people will probably vote for Buffon.

I'll drive this time asshole, move over

lol no chance of them giving to a keeper.

Neuer has had better seasons than Buffon and not won.

Ronaldo would still probably win it.

sorry, Messi already reserved a table for me and him at the Dorsia.

I don't go out with small ballers.

the Ballon d'Or is a shit trophy mate, it literally has no value to anyone that knows a little bit about football.
Normies will give it to Buffon as a kind of homage to him if he wins his first UCL.

>I don't go out with small ballers.
>has a date with 1.70 cm manlet messi

>do it, NOW

Is that a BIG BALLERS BRAND car?

Why is the steering wheel on the left side? You fake Europe an

>Hop in Based CR7's car
>Seats have CR7 headrests
>CR7 steering wheel
>CR7 car mats
>Looks over at me, "Are you ready user?"
>Let's out a loud TSUUUUUUUUUUU
>We trade TSUUUUUU's back and forth on the way to Cardiff
>His car horn is even of him TSUUUUUing


True story btw.

let's see Lionel Messi's bussines card

>Varane > Barzagli
>Isco > Dybala

others are correct

You think all of Europe drives on the left side of the road?

>britain is all of europe
american education

>hand at 11 o'clock like a retard

>quote a movie
>don't

you mean like a baller who doesn't give a fuck

>he drives with both hands on the wheel

get a load of this newbie

ok
Nacho > Barzagli
Bale > Dybala

Well memed

Not so fast, Ronaldo-sama!

Neuer had already won a CL and he wasn't 39 years old

Nobody goes there anymore