Describe your Black Panther theatre experience Sup Forums

Describe your Black Panther theatre experience Sup Forums

People fighting over popcorn, people talking to the screen, kids running around

Ill start

>Sup Forums me, 24 y.o. white guy
>Decide to see Black Panther alone after shift at work
>Reserved seat
>Theatre is packed (mix of people, not just black people)
>Younger looking couple (black male, white female) sit next to me
>Ask if I could shift over so they could sit closer to the middle, say yes out of courtesy
>Movie starts
>An hour in the white girl starts cuddling with her black bf
>Begins to escalate a bit and she is pretty much kissing his neck and even begins rubbing his inner thigh
>Any time a white character does something on screen the black bf mutters ‘dumb white boi’ and the gf giggles
>This happens for the remainder of the movie
>Wanted to tell them to quiet down but didn’t want to start a fight or offend them
>At one point the gf literally has her hand down her bf’s sweat pants (maybe just for a couple seconds though)
>Movie ends and the 2 scurry out

Have you ever tried to watch a movie in the presence of muggers? U alreddy no, den.

Great story, Mr. Lieberman

I'm white. I have a qt Asian gf. Fuck white whores.

I stepped in a fucking hole in the parking lot and sprained my foot to the point I now must walk with crutches for ages days. I didn't even make it into the damn theater to buy my fucking ticket to see the shit.

My girlfriend went to the bathroom and about 40 minutes later I got this photo sent to me from her phone with a "thanks" message

Saw it in Australia, centre of Melbourne.
Cinema full, not a single black person
God bless Australia

I will never watch another Disney brand movie till I fucking die. I swear. It's not this movie. They all are trash.

niggers everywhere

>itt:
shit that didn't happen

lots of cheering during the death scene where the other dude mentions something about i'd rather die than continue in bondage or some shit

Going to see it on thurs in dbox 4d seats so black people can't afford to go to that I will be fine

Haven't returned her class since, but got this in a text a couple days later

More niggers in it than a birth of a nation. Interesting that we have gone full circle as a society to watch niggers run around on screen for our own amusement. Same racist shit.

Won't go see this crap. Marvel movies suck in the first place plus I'm not going to support a flick that is held up to be something revolutionary when it's really not.

And this one

>implying literally any other movie isn't people running around on screen for our amusement.

Try harder

I started out by not going. Everything went as well as I expected after that.
Also, when it's available online, I still won't watch it. Not because I'm racist, but I just got sick of these stupid comic book movies years ago.

>> Go on opening day in the afternoon.
>> Decent crowd. Not packed, but a good number of people.
>> See movie
>> Guy a couple seats to my left me kept on using his phone.
>> Was far enough to not really bother me
>> Movie ends
>> Stays to see end credits scene
>> Leaves
>> Enjoyed movie

Hollywood liberals really have the monkeys stirred up now, thinking they could ever do anything but live in mud huts and shit in the back yard.

I really liked when that bald warrior woman was fucking shit up in the backroom casino. Music and choreography there were intense.

His sister was probably my favorite character. She was obviously super intelligent, and behaved as such. Example being when CIA dood was brought to Wakanda, she was a bit snarky with him at first, but as soon as she saw that she was in the presence of another inquisitive mind, that all fell away.

The fight scenes in general were very well executed, the characters behaved rationally, and were almost unilaterally sympathetic in their own way (huge plus for me in a movie).

Also, I teared up a bit when he woke up from talking to his dad and he was crying a bit because he was so happy. Like when he knelt in front of the vision of his dad, and his dad said "Stand up! You are a king!" They used the concept of insecurity to highlight the importance of fatherly approval very well.

>pic related for everybody saying "hurrrrrr marvul!"

It's a pretty good movie. Get over it.

>walk into theater with my sister and her nigger bf
> "holy shit it's dark in here"
and i ain't just talking about the lighting iykwim
>take seat and sister starts bitching about a guy 2 seats down with his cell flashlight on
>sister bitches at the guy for shining the light in her eyes
>guy turns out to be deaf, and is trying to get the device to show him subtitles to work, that's why flashlight
>sister shuts the fuck up and feelsbadman.png
> lots of noise from immature nignogs
>movie plays, nignogs naturally overreact to everything
>whatarethose.wav
>theater erupts
>...brokenwhiteboi.flac
>theater erupts
>movie ends, credits role
>middle-aged white guy tries to start slow clap
>fails

>white women who fuck black men are whores

>I'm white and my girlfriend is asian, so that makes her a yellow whore

I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Black Panther in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed.

Didn't watch.

yup, whatsherface was a fucking boss, looking forward to future installments in the hope that she plays an even bigger role.

Also: Now I have seen a woman start a fight by throwing her wig at someone, 8.5/10

Well that's too bad.

Don't get it TWISTED my man, the movie really HELD UP. They STEPPED up and produced a quality film. At least you didn't have to FOOT the bill.

should have never taken the beans out of your cargo pocket

This story made me weirdly comfy.

stolen/downloaded

bored.

Funny the one niggers who have something fell prey to Gibsmedat.

>live in small town, almost all white
>theater half filled, pretty quiet.
>in after credits scene, T'Challa, Okoye, and Nakia are visiting the United Nations, and T'Challa tells the assembled delegation that he wants to share Wakanda's advancements in technology with the world.
>whole theater starts laughing
>I laugh, too.
>leave theater, sorry I bought ticket to Disney-Marvel-nigger movie, look around for something to do that might salvage the evening.

lmao a nigger is fucking ur sister probably right about now i feel for you dood

they already have it translated to Australian?

he's fucking dumb too. she has to do pretty much everything for him, it's pathetic

kek

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>most advanced society on earth
>government controls everything with magically no corruption, leadership decided by battle to death
yeah this all adds up

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Monarchy is de way.

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LMFAO!!!!11!!!

>I went to the theater.
>Bought tickets for myself and gf and popcorn.
>We sat down and enjoyed a fun movie.
>The end.

so every year, they can have the current king challenged for rulership. Because might makes right.

I wanna see the one where the money oop-oop tribe (hilarious, btw) challenges his old ass dad for rulership and they absolutely mop the floor with him.

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confirmed fake

great Sup Forumsb8, pls post it there.

WHAT'RE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

not shown: user is masturbating furiously under his coat.

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haven't seen it.

Feels good.

I'm not racist about it- I thought his part in Civil War was amazing and it was enough to get me to want a movie for this guy, but I'm not going to see it until it's on dvd because I'm not involving myself in sjw retards and apes.

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>be me
>be soycuck bugman gommunist libtrul progressshit
>decide to go see Black Panther because it's a good movie because white people are racist
>get to theatre
>theatre is packed with proud, Black homo sapien sapien
>I stand ashamed, neanderthal oppressor as I am
>big, beautiful Black Male approaches me, demands that I pay for every Black Person in the theatre because I owe them reparations
>he is right
>I pay for all of them + whatever drinks, popcorn and candy they want
>big, proud Black Male tells me I will get off with a beating, he won't rape my oppressing ass
>proceeds to beat me up
>I humbly appologize
>typing this from ER
>Oprah for President!

>mattress and pillows in the bathroom
kæk

kind of noisy
i live in az so it was kind of a mixed crowd
the mexiniggers always act like animals in the theater so it was nothing new.
>would like to kill the two cunts in front of me who kept their phones on scream while tweeting the entire time.
ill probably pirate it after it hits the store shelves so i can give it a proper viewing

Obligatory derogatory post about "capeshit" as if superhero films are totally above me and I spend my time watching war documentaries and merchant ivory films.

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TW that you?

A proud effort, comrade!

>be me. Fairly excited to see BP
>Pre order tickets. Got good center seats for Imax
>Arrive sort of early. Theater already crowded.
>Sit down. Seats to left not yet have been filled in.
>Hope.jpg
>As 3 trailers past, A family starts walking towards me consisting of 3 fat old men and their daughter.
>They sit to my left with the eldest next to me.
>Throughout movie middle fat man kept pulling out phone.
>Fat old man next to me would fall asleep and breathe heavily during talking scenes.
>Movie ends. Experience 3/10 but movie 9/10

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went to see the movie with my bf several time and i never saw the movie itself.
i spent most of the time either jacking him off or sucking his dick,
i dont even know what the movies is about except there are a lot of hot black men in it.

nope, she never came back from the bathroom. that was from some guy's house

all of them are, another Sup Forums stunt gone wrong.

Got a hand job then played with the clit

who?
spasiba, tovarish.
m-milady

I really did like what i could see of it too
definitely was worth watching might wait till pay per view if people arent your thing though

NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

Black people are CGI, they don't actually exist in the real world. I think that's why everyone is overreacting about this movie.

same here the move was really good. Considering going this weekend again to watch it in Dolby Cinema.

By chance have you been to a Dolby Cinema before?

This is the way the world should be.

Related.

>Go to theatre, afternoon showing
>Mostly older black ladies and their husbands, but more ladies for some reason. Average around 50 or so, many are obviously older
>Totally perplexed I'm one of the younger people here
>still some idiots with kids around age 3, but the kids were surprisingly well behaved
>Watch movie with my bros, thought it was all right, slightly better than GotG2 but not as good as any of the Captain Americas
>As I leave, hear old black ladies talking about how much they liked the villain and how they want to be buried at sea now

>Black people are CGI

isn't that the wife of that Robert Gates guy?

Killmonger best villain next to Loki.

But lol to the wahmen

No green text because I'm on mobile so fuck you.

Go, expecting a quality movie. Awesome reviews and I'm an MCU fan so this should be good.

Movie is predictable and boring. Villain is good but they kill him off immediately so no pay off there.

Even the post credits scenes were stupid.

I like the message of the movie but it was honestly one of the worst MCU movies IMO.

>Go, expecting a quality movie. Awesome reviews and I'm an MCU fan so this should be good.
>Movie is predictable and boring. Villain is good but they kill him off immediately so no pay off there.
>Even the post credits scenes were stupid.

You must not be a nigger.

i usually go to AMC and afaik all the AMC theaters are dolby equipped

>hurr durr I get to say nigger durr durr

>>hurr durr I get to say nigger durr durr

Nigger spotted.
Nigger, nigger, nigger.
I get to say it again. Nigger.

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You can't resurrect that meme user. It will remain buried among piles of shit.

oh really? The one i go to only has one specific dolby cinema.

it has reclining leather chairs and stuff. Was wondering if its any different in terms of movie quality.

>gf and I go to see it on opening day
>forgot friday was a no school day so a decent amount of families with their kids there
>everyone behaved like normal human beings
>enjoyed the movie
>went home with my gf
>fucked her later that night
Was a good day.

its louder and you can actually feel loud noise events like explosions.
its nothing compared to say IMAX but its pretty cool

no idea

fpbp. pretty much every theatre experience for me. i never go anymore.

thanks for the heads up. seems more worth than a regular imax showing!

yes, Wakanda will rise.

Please KYS :D

initials of a dude I know from Sup Forums- speaks a lot like that. Thought I may have encountered him in the wild

Can't Get Income

omg this isn't anything like /r/Sup Forums

Niggers everywhere.
Nigger propaganda movie
>wewuzkangzthemovie.avi

no u reeee
copy the text, link it to him and tell him someone has stolen his style.

yes, Sup Forums, we know.