/heem/: brandon moreno edition

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5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
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7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Dillashaw vs Buttasspoop
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

Previous thread: News:

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/sergio-pettis-brandon-moreno-ufc-fight-night-114-mexico-city

mmamania.com/2017/5/21/15668818/elevation-fight-team-leaving-musclepharm-facility-in-colorado

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/invicta-fc-23-live-and-official-results-8-p-m-et

mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15673148/cris-cyborg-angela-magana-involved-in-physical-altercation-at-ufc-athlete-retreat

mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15646862/francis-ngannou-on-stipe-miocics-win-over-jds-i-was-not-impressed-i-need-more-than-that

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mmamania.com/2017/5/21/15668818/elevation-fight-team-leaving-musclepharm-facility-in-colorado
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/invicta-fc-23-live-and-official-results-8-p-m-et
mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15673148/cris-cyborg-angela-magana-involved-in-physical-altercation-at-ufc-athlete-retreat
mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15646862/francis-ngannou-on-stipe-miocics-win-over-jds-i-was-not-impressed-i-need-more-than-that
mmajunkie.com/2017/5/invicta-fc-23-live-and-official-results-8-p-m-et
mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/1564662/francis-ngannou-on-stipe-miocics-win-over-jds-i-was-not-impressed-i-need-more-than-that
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Who is your favorite female fighter?

HIs name is Brendan Schaub! Say his name!

Amanda Nunes

Alexander Gustafsson vs. Glover Teixeira
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Misha Cirkunov
Peter Sobotta vs. Ben Saunders
Abdul Razak Alhassan vs. Omari Akhmedov
Oliver Enkamp vs. Nordine Taleb
Jack Hermansson vs. Alex Nicholson

bronimir šaubić

You h8rs better hope my application doesn't get approved.

Real thread lads

You appear to be using one with fake news made by a mentally challenged obese Muslim

For me it's Francis Ngannou

have you thought about what you're going to do after high school yet, cody fan

Schaub would heem him stiff tbqh. Too good with those low kicks.

>I swear he's a tripfag
SAD!

Every here hates you not just him KID

Schaub would expose his lack of tdd and ground game in 1 round. Brendan might just keep it standing to prove a point though

This is accurate. He's fucking unbearable.

dwarf

For sure Skeb is a nightmare match-up for Stipe my guy

I wish it was him, he at least was intresting
That said all personalities are cancer but sperg op is dreadful

>Brendan might just keep it standing to prove a point

Yes please

His name is Schaub, but I agree 100%.

Has Cyborg been arrested yet?

The only point you're proving is that you're obese with orange fingers. Stop eating a dozen bags of cheetohs every day and you'll fix both problems.

>Are you sure you want to delete the following folder: Webms for heem which contains 10,000 files

:/

News:
Brandon Schaub vs Dan Kelly at middleweight announced ufc 216 main event

Cyborg escapes prison and punches a tranny

SpergOP is a bellend

Aldo pulls out of ufc 213 due to a toliet malfunction at famous burger that needed immediate attention

Brendan Schaub def. Stipe Miocic (c) 2nd rd via Submission (D'arce Choke)

MMA is for faggots. You really think you're a great martial artist? LOL
In reality, weapon martial arts are the only REAL martial arts. Children fight with their hands, men fight with weapons.
In the past, the greatest martial artist was the man with the sword. Today, it's the pistolero. The man with the quickest draw-shot. I also don't want to hear bullshit about "what if you dont have a gun" I never leave my house without my pistol, leaving my house without a pistol would be like leaving my house without pants or shoes. It doesn't happen.
Come and fight me, faggot. I'll kill you from 40 yards away. Oh right, YOU'RE the better martial artist cause you can throw a punch or perform an americana. LOLOLOL. You can think that while I put a bullet in your head from 40 yards away and then go fuck your wife. Get out of here, faggot. Hand to Hand combat ended the moment the first caveman sharpened a rock into a knife.
In the words of Biggie Smalls "Stupid motherfucker trying to use kung fu. Instead of a mac-10 he tried scrappin', slugs in his back and, that's what the fuck happens".

Was Brendan being serious when he said he would be a terrible matchup for Brock Lesnar?

...

Bindo Sleb

Do you actually consider name power and marketability significant, or do you just like watching fights without needing a corporate apparatus to tell you when to get excited?

Adan bless

i don't watch the fights, unironically, ever. just highlights occasionally on youtube

The real question is how was Magana not cut?

...

>comfy Invicta thread
>go to sleep
>go to work
>come home
>Schaub poster is back
It was fun while it lasted. See you goofs at the next event

nothing beats a well placed pipebomb doesnt matter how big or expensive that gun or knife or weapon was

The only Schaub pics I see are the ones of him getting hurt.

This is a picture of an mma scenario and therefore is related and not spam as it could strike up a conversation

Insufferable fucking nerd. I wish you stayed true to your word and never came back.

No one cares loser. You're going to be here either way because you have nothing else in life

>working on the weekend

>he thinks the Schaub poster didn't start anti-schaub posting just so he could keep Schaub posting relevant

This is also fine

Brawndo Schleeb

Are you okay?

Very good OP, I appreciate the effort that went into it.

Is anyone else here unheemable? It's weird watching people get knocked out.

I don't think I am who you're referring to

This is fine

A fight between two unranked nobodies is akin to a game of poker in which absolutely no money is on the line.

You h8rs are incorrigible. I will pray for you all. I hope you guys see the light. It will lift a weight from your soul you dint even realize is holding you back. Good night. SB

This is so tolerable

>/heem/ is this shite and coralspergs ban doesn't end for another 5 days

I'm out. Peace.

What would be your UFC walkout song?

Schaub BLESS

>coralsprings left
>codyfag left
>autisticDiego left
>spergop and adan are still clinging

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

omg im such a dorky h8r w/ no actual friends i better tell all my simulations im leaving my precious secret club because i get triggered by brendan

Nice thread

NewsOP left months ago. Whoever Adan was left probably years ago. It's just imposters thirsty for (you)s now. It's the friend simulators that won't let their imaginary friends go

For me? It's Emily Ducote

>NewsOP
No that sad fuck is still here, raging and crying about to delete another folder

that's an unsightly nose.

If you're watching a game of poker instead of actually taking part in it, you aren't affected in any way, no matter how much money the players bet
I'm more interested in the fights themselves than the results of the fight. Would you rather watch Thompson vs Woodley 2 or Dong Hyun Kim vs Marco Polo Reyes?

I'd bet both of my testicle that's an imposter

are you the brit who dropped out of high school because of his social anxiety, cody fan

This is heem related

reminder

You can keep calling me that all you want it doesn't make it true. He triggered you so bad that you think every brit is him?
Or are you deluding yourself into thinking your mentally weak self could cause someone to lose a trip?
I think the reality is everyone just hates you buddeh

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/26: Lion Fight 36 - Chumpairtour vs Wielzen
5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Dillashaw vs Buttasspoop
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

News:

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/sergio-pettis-brandon-moreno-ufc-fight-night-114-mexico-city

mmamania.com/2017/5/21/15668818/elevation-fight-team-leaving-musclepharm-facility-in-colorado

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/invicta-fc-23-live-and-official-results-8-p-m-et

mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15673148/cris-cyborg-angela-magana-involved-in-physical-altercation-at-ufc-athlete-retreat

mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15646862/francis-ngannou-on-stipe-miocics-win-over-jds-i-was-not-impressed-i-need-more-than-that

...

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/26: Lion Fight 36 - Chumpairtour vs Wielzen
5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Dillashaw vs Buttasspoop
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

News:

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/sergio-pettis-brandon-moreno-ufc-fight-night-114-mexico-city

mmamania.com/2017/5/21/15668818/elevation-fight-team-leaving-musclepharm-facility-in-colorado

mmajunkie.com/2017/5/invicta-fc-23-live-and-official-results-8-p-m-et

mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15673148/cris-cyborg-angela-magana-involved-in-physical-altercation-at-ufc-athlete-retreat

mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15646862/francis-ngannou-on-stipe-miocics-win-over-jds-i-was-not-impressed-i-need-more-than-that

Codyfan hasn't posted here in months

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

5/26: Lion Fight 36 - Chumpairtour vs Wielzen
5/26: M1 Challenge 78 - Divnich vs Ismagulov
5/27: Ventator Fight Night 1 - Zecchi vs Mustardo
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/1: M1 Challenge 79 - Shlemenko vs Halsey 2
6/2: LFA 13 - Millender vs Holland
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Dillashaw vs Buttasspoop
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2

News:

mmajunkie.com/2017/05/sergio-pettis-brandon-moreno-ufc-fight-night-114-mexico-city

mmamania.com/2017/5/21/15668818/elevation-fight-team-leaving-musclepharm-facility-in-colorado

mmajunkie.com/2017/5/invicta-fc-23-live-and-official-results-8-p-m-et

mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/15673148/cris-cyborg-angela-magana-involved-in-physical-altercation-at-ufc-athlete-retreat

mmafighting.com/2017/5/21/1564662/francis-ngannou-on-stipe-miocics-win-over-jds-i-was-not-impressed-i-need-more-than-that

YOU'RE ALL FAGS

i'm not spergOP
lmao did he trigger you so bad you think every american is him

reminder that Johnson beat both Fergy and Barboza on the feet, and he'll do the same to Gaethje

YOU ARE ALL FAGS

>spergop can now stick up for himself against the mentally ill 15 year old who bullied him for months now that he's not here

Pottery

You are all fags

I think we can all agree the scatspammer, whoever he is, is the most mentally deranged of all the posters on /heem/.

You are all fags

YOU'RE ALL FAGS

No I think hes still more normal than sperg op

you are all cool guys

YOU'RE ALL FAGS

Newww

my mom says I'm cool

guys I stopped using my tripcode because I realized that cody is an obnoxious retard and a shitty coach
i'm definitely not me anymore trust me

Objectively I think you're mistaken. SpergOP just has a case of autism which makes him most comfortable in tidy, orderly threads with plenty of info in the OP. He probably sees himself as doing a great service. The scatspammer has pictures of gay and scat porn saved on his harddrive and spends hours of his life, to say nothing of money on proxies, spamming the board with literal shit.

Guy probably tortures cats in his time off.

fuck off dork

You are all very standup gentlemen

There's a lot to be said about the calibre of fighter aligning with their level of name power and marketability.
It's not something I can be bothered getting into but it's stupid to say there's no difference between watching names and no names. Names are generally names because they're skilled and have proven themselves. It's the difference between watching Khabib go out and dominate or watching any Lightweight fight on the prelims
Names matter, marketability matters too because fighters have a part in that and have to perform to it.

You are all fags

why did Team Cody go 0-5 on tuf so far?

(OP)
>You are all fags

As long as Mike Perry and Jason Knight are unranked I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you.

you are all fags

Are you one of the dudes he bullied in the discord? That dude is a fag but he types nothing like Codyfan.

Either way you're equally pathetic for getting so wound up and trying to engage in an argument with what you claim is a high school kid who wound you up so much you filtered him and started spamming

>Who is your favorite female fighter?
Angela Magana

Cody's too real for the judges

Although re-reading I guess you probably do differentiate between unranked no-names and unranked names.