You're in the colony and this guy bursts up and eats through your girlfriend's chest. What do you do?

You're in the colony and this guy bursts up and eats through your girlfriend's chest. What do you do?

This looks like the offspring of a man who fucked a dolphin.

Get a new girlfriend.

Slap his girlfriend's ass and run into the cuckshed.

Ask about the bonus situation.

Bang his mom.

I don't order the special

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You mean Beluga fuckwit.

kill the alien and fuck the corpse + chest hole.

NO MORE HUMAN ALIEN HYBRIDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JUST DO A FUCKING ALIEN MOVIE

Alright vaguely Aliens/Prometheus related thread, here is an important piratical question. There are some versions of the films that are considered improvements over the original releases, stuff like the "Aliens 3 Special Assembly Cut" and the "Prometheus extended recut with deleted scenes". Considering all the films in the franchise, what would consider to be the must see variants of each of the movies?

Thats clearly an engineer alien hybrid.

>bursts through your girlfriend's chest

Haha yeah...girlfriend...my girlfriend....
Can't even kep a girlfriend in a hypothetical situation.

Every alien bursting out the chest of a human is a hybrid human, what you mean to say was bring back geigers design or the re vamp made for aliens

Excuse me, but that's the new "backbursting" "neomorph" you're talking about.

Please research your subject before posting, thank you very much.

>human teeth
Oh gross. How did this happen?

>shitty teeth
>lead by a queen

Aliens confirmed for British.

I think they said there will be 3 or 4 more movies to explain it all, and show how things get from Prometheus to Alien.

>engineer is white
>proto-xeno is grey
>whatever the xeno in OP is is grey
>but xenos by Alien are black

What is this deep and complex metaphor that Ridley is crafting?

>girlfriend

I'm starting to think that nobody on Sup Forums actually watches movies.

Alien Theatrical Cut
Aliens Director's Cut
Alien 3 Assembly Cut
Alien Resurrection has no overwhelming preference, but the special edition is longer
Fan edits are usually trash, just go with theatrical Prometheus

Force it to the ground and brutally fuck it in the ass until it accepts that it is my bitch.

Never said it had to be realistic.

I'd say, "hey! Don't!" And then he would stop. And if he didn't I'd hit him.

There's some faggot spamming the Prometheus fan edit on Sup Forums.

No one likes fan edits because they suck dick. People have no concept of narrative