Celeb thread, momsenfag eat a dick and die in a fire you are NOT welcome edition

Celeb thread, momsenfag eat a dick and die in a fire you are NOT welcome edition

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Shame she fucked up her face

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yeah you're right

would she snap my neck?

Would she snap his neck?

answer the fucking question god dammit

would she snap my neck?

Will she neck my snap?

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can superfox break my neck with her thighs?

Get in my bed

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what if ur mom saw you say those things to people? she would be right cross

We’re already in bed

holy shit I love Taylor momsen please post more

ut Sky wants you to jack off onto her tummy, she said

NOBODY CARES HOW YOU FAGS ARE MASTURBATING JUST ADMIT YOU'RE GAY AND GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

and the fish people borrowed mallets of the village token made a great big splash
up the ass of a wolla wolla ting tang
had me craving fish nuggets all day becauase the ugly gay wouldn't stop following me around the market
i took the maple dust corn frop on my lap cut
two inches from the waist in the shape of a heart
gain the speed of a horse ugly stye would be too ticklish
get up in my pants to the end of the world
had me puking up the hill tripping on daisies
why would you make me do a thing so ugly
fat bastard had me stick a pup in the cub and
do the whole ten yards until I got rhinitus
shame doody dum dum couldnt swallow the gum gum
induce synesthesia and a small brap of lobster floss
flea tune make believe in the bridge gas hunt on my village
and the dumb jew keep knocking the door all day
i won't open up for the ugly man raque
cool fish sunk my orange on fall lake hoochie momma
and sniff their soles on a boner bite vibrator

I like dicks

I'm sorry to interrupt but I would like to take this time to talk about my diarrhea. I had the worst diarrhea of my life a few months ago after eating at Applebee's. I got sick while I was in the mall and it hit very suddenly. The closest toilet was in Sears so I waddled as fast as I could to get to the bathroom before a river of brown erupted from my butt. Alas I discovered that the only bathroom in Sears was on the second floor, so after futilely searching I had to make for the escalator. I could feel the butt-volcano about to erupt, I was frantic. I thought OK, almost there, I can make it, and then I learned that the bathroom was all the way on the far side of the store from the escalator! This was bad, really bad. I had my sphincter clenched as tight as I could but I knew I had only seconds left and the bathroom was about half a minute away. If I sprinted I could make it, but if I sprinted I wouldn't be able to properly clench my sphincter. I was stuck. I did the best I could, and I even made it to the bathroom, but before I could get to the stall Mt. Buttuvius erupted in my pants. And it just kept coming. I waddled to the stall with a brown geyser shooting from my bum, got my pants down, and my butt kept spraying like the world's most foul fire hose. It got all over the seat, the toilet, the walls, the floor, there was even some on the ceiling. The CEILING! I had to pant and breathe deeply but the smell was so bad I almost vomited. So there I was, in Sears, my pants a wet, slimy, nasty brown. The only good thing was that there wasn't anybody in there, and all through my struggle, nobody else came in. I did what I had to do. I used two entire rolls of toilet paper to try to clean up, and I had to try to flush my underwear into the toilet. As you can imagine, this didn't work, so the toilet overflowed and spilled fecal juice all over the bathroom. I used a third roll of toilet paper to try to clean up before giving up.

Cuckold Porn is Jewish culture.
Jewish culture has a matrilineal society. A matrilineal society dictates that all offspring are a continuation of the mother's womb and not that of the father's seed. So, it is in this respect, that the Jew is naturally inclined to accept and even promote cuckolding as a cultural norm. The Jew male is not the sex that will pass on the parasidic gene to posterity, rather his job is to raise the woman up above him so that the Jewess can dominate. The male, therefore, is a sissy slave worker for the Jewish family unit, while the woman is free to fuck and suck off every bull that will seed her womb.
Now, it is important to understand that cuckolding is not just a cultural norm for the Jew. The Jew actually needs to cuckold in order to carry on with the race, or parasite strain. As can be seen clearly in all Jewish children, there is a natural physical and/or mental defect in the racial gene pool that cannot be explained other than by a defective parasite. This means that the Jew will try to breed outside the parasitic strain so that the parasite can survive. But, in order for the physically and mentally defective Jew to accomplish this inter breeding, they must first spread their culture to the host Goy.
The Goy then is a seeder so that the parasidic gene has continuity. You see, the Jew is truly a parasite, such that, the female is open and free to reproduce, even at the cost of a marriage vow or the moral compass of the host nation or race. Cuckolding is a necessity of the Jewish survival, and the goy need to be sold on it before the parasite gene is extinguished from the planet by natural means. In other words. the parasite gene of the Jew will eventually regress into a monsterous subhuman if the parasite does not find a suitable host, and because the Jewish culture is matrilineal, the Jewess must cuckold the Jew males in order for the Jewish parasite gene to survive as a "people."

I love tummies

>spamming a dead thread

lmaoing at ur life

Come over and bring Taylor

Who is this

U w0t m8

oh welcome back dahc

how do u quick access Emma pussy in that

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gibe

Of course

Sky says your gonna cum all over her tummy quickly

No u

Taylor thread now she's beautiful

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We DO NOT discriminate against Suicide Momsen girl just because she's an emu gril
Objective ranking:
Jen Lawrence >>>>>>>>> Olivia Munn

Very quickly if she keeps that tongue out

Yas

I wrote this pasta myself

It's out and it's wrapped around my tip. Taylor should join her

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Lewd

Go on, cum.

pedos move to other thread? i post here

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How does it feel to be in love with a whore and hear her cheating on you behind a door

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oh its you again o.o

Mmm Sky

It feels good doesn't it

Did you just do that on Sky's tummy?

it does
i fapped thjinking about her raising her ass in the air for chad yesterday morning

Wrong. I guarantee some car accidents kill more than 4 people, and some of those will include cars full of teenagers. Probably a disproportionate amount too, since teens are MORE likely to get behind the wheel fucked up AND do dumb shit ESPECIALLY when being cheered on by a car full of equally fucked up teens. then theres the college "kids".

We need better vehicle controls before we even think about guns. Think of all the children's lives we can save. I think a reasonable place to start is automatic transmissions. These turn cars into death machines that can go hundreds of miles per hour with just ONE press of the gas pedal. Then we can start looking at vans and busses. These enable mass killings on a whole new scale. Oh and those new transmissions with INFINITE GEARS?!?!?! ARE WE INSANE HOW FAST DO THESE CARS NEED TO GO AND WTFOMGBBQ do cars have more than 30 horsepower. That is plenty to go the speed limit. Good thing were thinking about this logically user, glad we brainstormed together.

that's hot as fuck

When she came downstairs would you kiss her

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I did

P̺͎̰̉r̵͈̠̝̤̠͆ͪ̆̆̐̃ͅͅe͛̋͑̌ͣp̳͉̖͊a̢̠̙͎̬̦r̸̼̦͙̳̽̉̿ͨͅiͧ̾ń͚͙͔̖͚̝͡g̵̥͈͉͙̟̋ͯ ̹̯͕ͫ̾̑̄͞ͅt̃͋ͩ̆͂̌ö̼̬̱̗͇́̀̑͌̋ͫ ̷̮͂b̥̝̟̹ͣo̱̣͍̥̘̝ͩͩ͆̍ͭ́o̳ͬ͆̌͌̓͘t̴͇̭͈̪͈͇ͬ͐͗̌ͅ ͉̳͑͆ͅs̙ͣ̎̐̔̎͌y̝͍ͯ͠ͅs͕̗̩̮ͤ̐t̥̻͈̪͕͍e̘͈̒͢m̸͍̪̣͍̟̱̟͂ͨ̌ͬ̑̀ ̩͍̐̋͜ị̝̖ͧ͛̍͛̓͡n̩̺͎̂͂͒ͫ͜ ͣ͆R̃ḙ̢̖ͪ͗̾p̵͙̣͔̬̺ͣl̗̱ͬ͘i̧ĉ̼̱̯̚ȃ̠̻̜̞̆̾ͅ ͇̝̾̔̄̋̄ͤM̹̙͔͈͎̑̓̌͊ͩȯ̱̋͟d̵͍̘ē̫͕̳̜̜̳.̪̖̘͎̫̑̏̈́ͩͩ̐.͖͆.͇̗̳̆̇͆ͩͪ
̠͒̊ ̤̥̗̠̻͔̕

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yeah I would
I imagined chad hit on her right in front of me and she got wet from it

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Are you gonna clean it up before it drips on my bed?

You're gonna taste Chad cum

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Dubs logged
Throat clogged

ugh
its okay i'll make her lick some girls juice off my cock as revenge

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Maybe

fuck i'm hard

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Do it

Dubs logged
Throat clogged

Here comes another Chad

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she loves them
all they have to do is insult her or me and they'll be fucking her pussy raw by the end of the nuight

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Your waifu is the biggest slut, I'm having a go in her next

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she'd like that user

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Clean up how...?

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Lick it off her tummy

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>holy shit I love Taylor momsen please post more
>holy shit
>shit

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You’re a very naughty user, Sky friend

Logging in for a steam dream

Dear Sup Forums,
It's us, user-anus, once again. Except this time it's the logger speaking.
We are finished with your logless shills, immaturity, and Dani Filth pissfags that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Loggit? 9log? No, no.
Here.
Tonight at SIXX am Sup Forums will officially come to an end.
"kek u cant eat Andy's sh*t"
Not only do I have my slidding skills and team aside me, but I also have 9log, the founding website of user-anus, aside us.
You're probably all thinking
"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE POO"
There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Poop and Heaving here, with the SLIDD and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things logless from your website.
As of now, you have SIXX hour and SIXX minutes.
The log is slidding, gentlemen.
We are logion.
We do not waste shit.
We do not log off.
- The Logger

Quickly, it's dripping off