I want to fuck hookers. Any advice?

I want to fuck hookers. Any advice?

I'm scared to go to one because what if the condom breaks and I get AIDS?

You won't get AIDS if you use a condom...

But you can get other fun stuffs like genital wards, as I did.

The fun part was trying to explain it to my wife that they just "appeared from nowhere".

I'd be more worried about getting the shit kicked out of you by her pimp.

What country are you in faggot?

Depends on your country, but usually they don't use cheap condoms...
They use the extra thicc one, safe but you won't feel much.

you just need a 5/10 to cum in

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easier and cheaper to go the tinder route than go seek hookers.

Find a BBW who will let you fuck her like a mad man and be grateful about it !

I've done a few. Vegas, reno, Philippines, etc.
Where are you?

If you meet a girl and she doesn't bring her own condom or doesn't care to ask if you have one that's a red flag.

Don't talk about money. It's generally called a donation. If they keep insisting to talk about money and not a donation, that's a red flag. Otherwise she's stupid.

Have a outcall ( they come to you ) never an in call. ( going to them ) it's rare but when you go them it might be a sting operation but you could always plead entrapment. Police generally won't come to you as that's enemy territory.

Personally stick to asians. If the girl works under a "company" and when you call an Asian with a heavy thick accent usually answers. This is a good sign.

Depending on what you get don't pay anything over 400 to 500 dollars including tip. Anything over that is expensive.
Tip 20 to 100 every kink request.also 20%tip rate like at restaurants.

did condom ever break when you fucked hookers?

reasons for a condom to break :
1/ you bought the cheapest you could find
>but she won't
2/ you don't know how to put it right
>but she will
3/ you are using a oil based lube
>but she won't

They are professional, they won't risk it.
Of course, don't just go and fuck crack heads in an alley...

>I want to fuck hookers
I used to be one, during university.
AMA if you want.

Are you a girl or a trap

Mah nigga. This guy knows a thing or two. All good advice.

I'm a little lower class personally... I usually only pay 150-250 neighborhood. Plus tip, of course. And I usually do incall... It's a little riskier, for stings or getting jumped etc, but it's better than letting some money-hungry skank into your house eyeballing your goods... Incall you're basically a ghost other than a phone number.

But in all honesty, if you're respectful and don't stiff em, they're usually good people. Just out trying to make a buck. There's just a lot of POTENTIAL hazards, it's usually fine tho.

I would Google the phone number before you contact them... Just to see what comes up. Usually it'll just be where she's posted ads, but I always do that just to make sure nothing crazy pops up.

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gril

>I used to be one, during university.
>AMA if you want.
How would people locate you?

I worked in brothel, which has a website and advertised in relevant places.
(Prostitution is legal here in the civilized part of the world)

No, condom breaks are usually rare. But you should notice so pull out fast and wash. Follow what
Said.

Also the cleaner a girl seems the safer.

This right here. I also forgot the Google part. It's amazing what info you can get with just a phone number.

>AMA
where you based? Still welcoming clients?

Homecountry? Something civilized or in the states?

>where you based?
Denmark
>Still welcoming clients?
No. Got a proper job once I got my degree.

whore to corporate whore

Indeed.
I love capitalism!

tits or gtfo

Post tits

bump

there are brothels in denmark? Plz name yours. often over there for work and always need to fap because lack of hookers

if you're in Germany go to an expensive FKK.

BEST TIME EVER

Nah, using mostly kaufmich.com whilst in germany

>kaufmich.com
naah, forget the websites, fake and misleading pics, better to see 50 girls at the same time and then choose.

>there are brothels in denmark?
Many. Though they are referred to as massage parlours (massageklinik). Most have extensive and informative websites.
>Plz name yours. often over there for work and always need to fap because lack of hookers
Just google places like
Cassiopeiastars
Seductiongirls
Pussygalores
- And those are just a couple from the Copenhagen area.

Story?

>Meet a girl and feel madly for her.
>We fuck for 3-4 months and she ghosts me,gave me herpes, ty Ida.
>Im sexually frustrated and have little experience with women so I take the easy route and fly to amsterdam ALONE, two hour trip
>I renta room for two days, planned to fuck for 400EU each day
>I ended spending 1200 in the first 9 hours(they closed the red light district) and dragged the last whore back to the hotel.
>Day 2 im bing watching narcos and laying in whore sweat for 24 hours

>7whores in 9 hours with 1200 less on my account

Did it beat out the crush in my soul?
Not a bit
But it did take away time spent thinking about Ida and filled with regret from the lost money
This is a couple years ago and I just got out of a break up and am considering doing it again, just to get some 10/10 escort to my hotel room instead.
Quality > Quanity

Currently just porking Tinder chicks

>Currently just porking Tinder chicks
you write shit or just pics? what kind of pics?

You in LA? I typically do the same for Asian AAMPs but lately the quality of the girls been lagging in the SGV. Know any good ones ? What’s your sources? I typically been on BP and HX but BP is full of baits and HX is all
About buying points fuck that noise

did you get away with this explanation?

Don't do it.

Adult work dot com

Sorted!

All condoms are clinical tested and approved. So you can use any thin or thick condom you want.

agree, FKK is fucking awesome. drink beer, watch sports, look at hot sluts, fuck the one or two or three you want. realize its only 7 at night, go out to normal bars with friends, feel no stress or desire to try and get laid. fucking excellent experiences

lol NO

plenty of amateurs on CL looking for " donations" she did a buddy and me for 150 while we was in DC, great head game and all holes open, but wear protection son

What about that herpes tho? Your ex, hookers, and tinder dates cool with that?

Are there also some good ones in the Rotterdam area? Just know whites which is f... expensive and filled with medicore drug addicts