Help me out here guys, I can´t think of a reply. I don't intend to meet her, I´m just gonna troll her

Help me out here guys, I can´t think of a reply. I don't intend to meet her, I´m just gonna troll her.

Maybe something that starts out casual and then leads her into a trap.

''Are you a virgin? Because if you're we could fix that, knowing we both have something in common.''

>You're
My pussy has dried up goodbye

YOU'RE. YOU ARE. YOUR IS POSSESSIVE YOU RETARDED NIGGER.

"can I lick your asshole after you workout?"

Uh no sweety. You're in that sentence is grammatically incorrect.

Hey are you a catfish like my last gf?

Its use is questionable and has already started a debate.

are you from fucking tumblr or something?

This.

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA KILL YOURSELF BYE

Checked use this faggot op who most likely won't deliver

It's an abbreviation, it is EXACTLY as if I had written ''you are'', hence you're illiterate piece of shit.

Ain't no fucking question 'bout it foreigner

Stop!! You're committing a word crime.

You useless pieces of shit... The grammar doesn't matter. What matters is a good reply, so we can all get a good laugh.

he didn't asked for trips, faggot

Yes, an anagram of Alan.

Regardless of if it's correct or not, it sounds fucking terrible and you should feel bad.

"We should get some drinks"

it's also a palindrome. Lana, Anal since thats all I'll remember you by

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE NAME IS AN ANAGRAM

Just how fucking retarded are you?

You're an illiterate piece of shit you stupid nigger.
Try testing your sentence as if you had said "you are".

OP here. The damn bitch isnt taking the bait...

Oh and thanks for nothing fags

Just ask for nudes, OP.

"can I lick your asshole after you workout?"

OP this is clearly a dumb horny bitch. why not just go turn her out real quick? even if you didnt plan to. you fucking faggot

"I need to ask you something first, do you have a feminine penis?"

No I'm actually your ex playing an incredibly cruel parnk on you

shit just got real

What unit?

What the fuck man.

why does it say 8 hr. ago?

I haven't been stretched out in so long. Think you could help me?

You're being trolled, shit didn't get real squire

o rly

What girl in their right mind would come away with...my ass is so tight I shit hamster pellets...I'm assuming you're an user to her?

Does this "my dad raped me" strategy actually work? Or are you just being edgy and secretly hoping it to fail

Screenshot and post all her tinder profile pics!

You fag op. After the anagram and childhood memories thing you should have said your best friend in high school's name was Alan and that he died in a fire. Fuck you you dumb piece of shit.

Ask to send asshole pic

He said in the first post he just wants to troll her.

OP, whats your goal here? Being awkward or getting to fuck her ass? Or both?

Lol, misread. Why tho? Post her pics

Because im in Korea and somehow my phone cant figure out the time zone differences or something.

Well yes, she has my instagram, but other than that she doesn't know me.

This. You suck OP

I was gonna say: "nothing weird like that, my dogs name was Alan." And then follow up with "i used to fuck the shit out of that dog".

To troll her so i can get a good laugh for myself and you guys. Shes asian and thats not really my thing.

Why not actually achieve something and get her nudes

Why do you fags always think trolling involves telling people you fuck your dad or your dog. Have some tact.

What app are you using here?

OP probably getting trolled by some random neckbeard top zozzle

Oh my gawd, tell us some more about yourself before we answer that

At least get nude before trolling her

So these are her pics. Should i try to get something from her, or should i keep trolling her?

Also, no im not Korean

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aim for her feminine penis first

Grill her on her excessive plastic surgery. Curious how she tries to dodge those questions. Wonder how haggard she looked before

of course you should

Of course!

>PLEASE DO NOT WASTE MY TIME.
>proceeds to engage in time wasting

Tell her you need to inspect her ass to evaluate her anal fitness

Tell her you've always wanted to see if Asian women vaginas are sideways like the rumors suggest. Need pics to prove otherwise.

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You guys don't even know enough english to explain why he is wrong

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If you can't see why he's wrong then you're just as retarded as he is.

OP! Post the rest of her pics too.. Also instagram pictures (blur out her name or something)

I cant believe this is something people can talk about.
A) Your car is blue. vs. B) You're car is blue (You are car is blue).

OP continue, keep posting pics and your convo or something

Some people just don't understand contractions but it's what it's I guess

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this this this this this

Right but the way you used it is autistic.

Theres no debate here, YOUR NAME = RIGHT. shut up and post pics

I’m English so I’ll use my nationality as example.


“Do you have some English in you?”

“No”

“Do you want some”

>YOU MUST BE KOREAN
>SPEAKS IN ENGLISH

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do this

checked

I don't think it's technically incorrect. However, it does sound awkward as fuck.

It’s technically an anagram but it isn’t a fucking palindrome, it’s called a semordnilap you uncultured swines

Is OP still here? Any progress?

That is also incorrect. Nobody who speaks english as a first language will use that contraction in that manner. Hush now, child.

op=fag?