Give him a back story
Give him a back story
he stays cool even in the warmest situations
He delivers ice too gas stations, also he's probably a child molester.
they call him iceman cus he drinks antifreeze and his blood is green
lol
He is a former porn actor who got in a freak accident...
He shits ice and has 3 polar bear dick up his icy asshole
He went to prison and was gang raped in the refrigeration room
Ahhh, Iceman.
The father of Vanilla Ice, this cool guy freaked over his sons success, threw him out of the house and himself secluded to the arctic to live as an ice-kung-fu monk for the rest of his days.
I wouldn't be testy with him if I were you, he once ripped a seal in half with his manfur.
He always drinks ice coffee without the coffee and eats only whale fat.
A legend tells of a day that every warmblooded being will have to stand the stare of his blue, icey eyes
Also, you how early phones rang? BRRRRR-RRing?
Yes, he invented the electric telephone, and made it to play his superhero theme
Kek
Enjoys scrap booking
Fuckin winar. Drinks ice coffee w/ out the coffee
an ice cream truck driver that had his route stolen by a conglomerate ice cream company and he's out for revenge, taking down one good humor man at a time
This thread has potential
Divorced Dad who was once called cool by his sons friends in 2011 for letting them stay up and play video games or something. He since changed his wardrobe and even persona to try and maintain his "cool" image.
After being raped at 3 years of age he now takes revenge on the niggers
He's a dump truck driver for the KKK his job is to drive around town picking up random niggers and illegal immigrants and tossing them in the back of his trash truck and crushing them how do you like this backstory?
Its a bit COLD
Yeah, potential to make you look like a huge faggot.
I'm going to go ahead and agree with this user. Fucking hell guys.
Czech em
So far:
>drinks ice coffee w|o coffee
>was raped in a refrigerator
>stays cool even in the warmest situations
anything else?
Was born on neptune
shoots ice lasers out of his ass
Was born on the month of Neptune
kek
and pisses ice cubes
The name is Terry "Iceman" Baker
A professional drunken monkey martial artist
His record is 2-48
Once, Terry had to forfeit after shattering his nose after tripping over a bud light cup while walking to the ring.
His farts smell like hobo gin and beef jerkey.
, he's a homeless man that kidnaps people and gives them bad tattoos of ice cubes and ice trays the victim's turn to ice and melt within 5 days after receiving the tattoos
He was abandoned by his parents and raised by horses, and then later he was abandoned by those horses.