For $800 bucks would you fuck your dad? Raw, in the asshole, to completion...

For $800 bucks would you fuck your dad? Raw, in the asshole, to completion. I'd do it for free but I'm just wondering if you pussies have the balls.

yes, i need 800 quid badly

I don't really need the money but I want it you know how much drugs a guy like me can buy with 800?

2 weeds?

No

>2018
>Using squid as currency
Whew lad you britbongs are primeval

It'd depend on the circumstances. If he was willing, I'd do it for free. I'm not bothered by the thought of incest or gay sex. If it required me to butt fuck him anonymously or against his will... I'd have to think about it.

no, can't fuck somebody who has been cremated

You've never battered your sausage before?

Intardasting response. Ok so let's assume he is not willing and he knows it is you behind the dick. 1 grand. Do you fuck him to completion?

theres a good chance if i knew the full story of my biological patrilinial predecessor(s) i wouldnt want to ever touch them in skin contact, would knife though, shoot, nuke, EPW, switch off life support, w/e

No, not even a million. Would do a random guy for like a grand though

Yea wtf you've never made ghoul mud ?

Best i can do is 875

Wet cock

I would fuck him and also I would suck his dick at knifepoint

I don't have the $800

WE NEED A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD CALLED /fag/

PACK ALL THE FAGGOT PORN SPAM IN THERE

ALL THE TRAPS, ALL THE DICK RATE THREADS, ALL THE OTHER FAGGOTRY, WHOOSH, GONE, SLAM THE LID AND KEEP THE FAGGOTS LOCKED IN THERE, WRITHING IN A CESSPOOL OF FETID STALE SEMEN, ISOLATED FROM DECENT SOCIETY. FUCK THE FAGGOT SPAM!!!

You sound angery... You need your daddi to give you fucc

I generally agree about the faggotry thing, but then again, we're talking about fucking our dads. So it's more incest than gay. And incest is best, as they say.

To me gay implies that you are getting some kind of enjoyment out of this. Im talking about a straight dude fucking his straight dad in the ass purely for the money

remember, it's not gay unless the balls touch.