ITT: movies nobody wants

ITT: movies nobody wants
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The trailer looks fantastic - and it's based off a book.

Fuck off OP

People have been anticipating this movie since before you were born.

hackers 2 WHEN

DADE PLS

i dont want spud to die :(

Looks pretty goof tbqh

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>trainspotting 2.

What a joke.

Is the first movie any good?

>it's based off a book
well that's good news at least, cause frankly as much as I loved the first one, I don't see this being very good

Its basically a masterpiece top 20 movies of the 90s. Its like Requiem for a Dream for men and relatable and fun not like the literal worst thing drugs can do to you but more like in between to terrible things that can happen.

Why did they name it Trainspotting 2?

>Why did they name it Trainspotting 2?
what did he mean by this

Irvine Welsh never wrote a novel called Trainspotting 2.

Its a cultural icon movie in the UK

>Watch Trainspotting 2 in cinemas
>Good film, worthy successor to the original
>Credits playing
>Getting my shit together to leave
>Finish last bit of crab
>Suddenly post-credit scene
>Begbie enters a bar and approaches a mysterious figure
>It's James McAvoy
>'Areet ya filthy fooker?'
>Crash to black
>Coming in 2018: The Welsh Expanded Universe

>welsh

Where do I even start.

Porno as a title would be hard to sell init

>the trainspotting book is written by Irvine Welsh
>thinks it's set in wales
Lmao lad

is this actually based off of porno? or is it from skagboys?

also when will they adapt irvine welsh's actual best book, maribou stork nightmares???

but what about this post

One of the best trailers I've ever seen desu gets ne hyped for the film but at the same time I havent been spoiled about the entire movie

Someone has embarrassed themselves horribly.

I think it's very loosely based on Porno. From something I remember reading, the Amsterdam stuff isn't in there. I imagine it will mostly go its own way but keep the Begbie gets out plotline.

I wouldn't mind seeing a Skagboys tv show on channel 4. Do something like This Is England.

That trailer is masterfully edited.

Fuck you op this looks great

I'll say. Gives away virtually nothing about the plot, it's just pure mood and tone.

Don't know how anyone couldn't be excited about this.

Should have an all-female cast. It's 2016 for fuck's sake.

ur dumb

Looks good honestly. I won't pay for it (like every movie lol) but I'll watch it.

Really liked this detail from the trailer.

>lelelel add cool words like facebook and twittre so the movie will be good

What a joke.

that trailer actually looked pretty good tbqh

>complaining about what looks like a very good sequel (that was also planned from the beginning to wait this long)

lol cgi looks like shit

It's a reference to his speech in the first movie and about how times have changed you Fucking retard

what?

this is how shit things are
there's a bunch of old farts sitting on a mountain of cash
and all they can go for is sure bets
profit instead of all the art they go for

so we get trainspotting 2
whoopie

>this is how shit things are
>there's a bunch of old farts sitting on a mountain of cash
>and all they can go for is sure bets
>profit instead of all the art they go for

Renton is that you?

yes, because any film that shows morphine addicts getting strung out to the point of letting their babies die should be enshrined forever as a fucking cultural icon.

"oh, wow, that baby died. that is so cool. i want to get pregnant and then have the baby die while i get fucked up on heroin."

poor sad thing

Yes, that's the lesson the movie is trying to teach you.

As long as it has Begbie going fucking insane it can only be so bad.

>being this retarded
Please quit watching films and just stick to videogames.

i usually hate secuels, but since i like the first one and danny boyle is directing this one as well, i might actually go to the kinotorium to watch this

>kinotorium
That sounds like an oven you'd send plebs to.

well it wont have young kelly macdonald nude

I hate northern accents so much.

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what cinematic universe is this?