Your daughter brings home her asian boyfriend for the first time

>Your daughter brings home her asian boyfriend for the first time
How do you react?

stop cheating on me, whore!

"You do sucky sucky 5 dollar?"

I tell him he will only be accepted as my son if he can cook minute rice in 57 seconds.

Ask how he looks in a trap out fit and try to plead deal a dingaling tug tug.

He better be in a popular k-pop band

Well at least he's not a nigger

not a nigger, everything is fine here.

Breathe a sigh of relief because his dick is definitely smaller than mine.

celebrate in joy to the fact her future will be financially stable

Celebrate that, if checked, he will be able to provide for her successfully and take care of her.

Unlike niggers.

Excellent points, gentlemen.

This.

OP for this.
Thats why i say "if checked" since there are asian dudes who can act like niggers. I've seen it.
If he's head above his shoulders and intelligent, shit, I'd make him my next son and treat him as so.

Regardless of opinions on this statement, it is a fact. He is indeed not a nigger !

Ask what kpop group he's in

This. Instead my grandchild might make bank being a professional DOTA/LOL player!

hey son, go ahead and pound her snooch. I know your dick ain't gonna be even the size of her hairbrush
so no damage. She's still new car fresh

You kids have a good night tonight!

If my daughter brought home an Asian boyfriend she’s in for a surprise
>he enters herro
>I am wearing a blanket and only a blanket duck taped around my body
> SCREAM BACK HERRO
> un blanket my self to reveal tight short shorts and a T-shirt emblazoned with that girl from Sword art online and nothing else
>he looks at me extremely weirded out
>daughter rushed him passed me into the kitchen covering her eyes
> wait a minute before following while they chat with her mum
>what a bitch she didn’t take my side on this one
>enter the kitchen holding a lamp
>ignore everyone until I have successfully plugged the lamp into the wall and put in in the center of the table
>introduce myself and tell him without prompting that I’m interested in his people
>I say I’m so in love with anime
>”oh sir Im Korean not Japanese”
>oh well basically the same thing whatever I’d say staring him down
>her mother finishes cooking dinner
>”oh this is wonderful what kind of meat is this?”
>”it’s dog we cooked it specially for you”
>HFW
>let them go into the living room while her mother and I retired to the bedroom
>sneak out after twenty minutes and listen through the door
>when they have a lul in conversation let loose a loud fart and enter the room
>tell her it’s time for him to go home
>hug him good bye
>I don’t think he will come back

Threesome?

Let out a sigh of relief, knowing that my daughter is still a virgin.

Fuck them both, asian tiny penis boys are pretty much women.

Disapointed that she would have to time travel to 2006 to get a guy that digs her.

"CHING CHOW CHING CHONG KARATE QUANG GO CHING CHINGY CHOW CHONG CHINA CHOW CHING CHING RAMEN SAKE ARIGATO MR ROBOTO"

Should be darrah

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Yes ! My grandchild(s) won't be useless member of society !

I kekd

Come up with some scandal to take his fathers money. Where I live every asian in his teens or 20's is riding around in Cameros, Mustangs, Chargers, ect. Fucker has to have money connected to him.

honorary Aryans are always welcome in my family.

Your daughter brings home her white boyfriend. What do you say?

Muh, at least he's not black

>All these cuck weeb faggots letting their daughter fuck yellow nano dicks
Or maybe its just Asians larping as usual

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This.

But we wuz king BBC ?

asian is ok

cuck faggot

no u

>letting a non white fuck your white daughter
pathetic

Asians are cool. Hard working with good family values.

Don't care, Asians tend so be successful in life.

As long as she doesn't bring a nigger into the home I don't care.

My gf to be wife is korean so my daughter would be half white half korean. If she brought home an asian guy that would be just fine.

>have fun with your democrat voting mongrel kids.

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I tOLD YOU CLEAR ENOUGH, NO BOYFRIENDS OR GIRLFRIENDS, YOU HAVE tO LIVE A LONELY LIFE

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Only if he's korean

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lol

kojima?

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Fuck dat elliot rodger bs

>minute rice
>57 seconds

lucky guy

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Asian girls just want to MAGA

If by Asian you mean South Korean, Chinese American, or Japanese, relieved, she could do a lot,lot worst. He's likely to have a successful career and be smart. Only thing I would worry about is her cheating on him because of his tiny dick, that would ruin her future and any prospect of me getting ahead through his family fortune. But she is my daughter so she's very smart and will do as she's told. I'm already priming my girl to love the cultures of approved Asians, hoping that will translate to her interest in their men, I'm also implanting the seeds of doubt for Africans, the rest of Asia and any emasculated European who would let any of the former invade their lands and replace them. There's no honor nor future in that. Just pure cuckery and symptoms of a fall of Kingdoms.

Nigga logic
Use white woman an say 4inche

999

fuck

Wmaf= sluts n mall shooters

Bigger than you, Chang.

Wang Chung, white girls don't like yellow nano dicks. Even Asian girls don't like them when given a choice. Also, not all Asians are rich. Try leaving your mommy's basement once in awhile.
Hey Eurasian Tiger. You on your lunch break?

>MAGA
Still waitin on that

Sauce on this? Any of her taking that thing?

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Aint no chink
But u are pickin azn size queens no dif from trashy wf

I can tell you're a dumb fuck by the fact that you lack basic reading comprehension skills.

Ur on this board ur totally the beta geeky honky

You sound like a r/hapas faggot

As long he's not a member of the Yakuza then I can probably get ready for early retirement. Feelsgoodman

>Asian faggots trying to sound tough online
lol nigger tier

What if he's not rich, like most Asians? Then you just sold your daughter out like a beta faggot.

Thankful that he’s not a nigger

Asian soy boys getting cucked in reality every day lol

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Meanwhile, in reality

Say no to Asian soy boys