Wat do?

Wat do?

>grab front bumper
>lift
>walk sideways 2m
>set car down
>get head from the chick that owns the car

try to get floor mats under front wheels... should give it enough traction to dig itself out....

or if that is your car
>find man
>ask him to get your car out of the mud
>give him head

Buy a real vehicle, faggot.

>connect hose to exhaust
>put other end of hose in window
>roll window up so it holds hose firmly in place
>duct tape the gap and close other window
>start car and let 'er rip
You're welcome

smash the windows out
repeatedly punch all around the car with the force of a 1000 sons
slash all tires
take a shit and put it in the glove box or center console.

>leave
Be that guy who owns the car that's abondoned with flat tires for 10 years until a hobo breaks in and starts living in the car and at that point a tow truck gets called to take it to impound

RIP
Time to buy a new car.

> (OP)
>>grab front bumper
>>lift
>>walk sideways 2m
>>set car down
>>get head from the chick that owns the car
THIS IS THE KIND OF POST THAT MADE Sup Forums GREAT

Leave it there and get a proper car.

JAST LYFT IT UP WIT YER MASSCLES!
JAST LIFT IT WIT YER GOD FUKKIN DAM MASSCLES!

Learn how to ease into the gas and feel when you're about to lose traction so it doesn't happen next time.

As for fixing your current fuck up, call a tow truck, hook a block to a nearby tree and drag yourself out by your tow hook, or put floor mats under your tires like said

>lift a car which weighs a ton
>guy on Sup Forums
Go home, you're drunk

Obviously you've gotta break up with it now. But do it gently.
>Roll it onto it's side
>Stroke it's undercarriage
>Make sweet love to that exhaust pipe
>Kiss it's fender one last time
>Don't call it in the morning

I dunno, if it was in stick, yank all the airbags, auto windows, rear seat, aircon delete, power steering delete.... be a nice, light little car to throw around city streets.

stop being a faggot and learn to drive like you know what you are doing .

alternatively , pour gasoline all over it , get in and light a cigarette, do society a big favour .

>fuck it
>wait until nighttime
>fap in the meantime
>call 29 hookers at the same time to come to your car
>2 hookers show up
>Fuck em all night
>tell em' to keep the car
>they accept cuz it was dark and they didnt know it was stuck
>go back to your mansion to increase evilness level

that car's curb weight is not a ton (short or long)
a decent dead lifter can get the front half of that car off the ground
2-3 men that don't lift can do the same

also let a little air out of front tires

Pick it up and move it your manlet

Fiat 500 2300-2500 pounds, guarantee with an FF layout it has at least 60-70% weight on the front wheels.

It is around a ton and no, no guy on Sup Forums can lift an 800 kg car. A trio of guys might be able to barely push it out.

Time to ask a real man to pull you out.

Push it out?

Use your door handle as a lever
Oh, wait...

call your husband

get some long branches and stone and place them under the wheel.

...

turn your wheel to the left and hit reverse

And this post is the cancer that is killing it.

No u
zombie nation - kernkraft 400

B was never great.

this

Are you drunk? That car is literally a toy.

U figure it out. UR the fucktard that drives a golf cart

Put branches in wheel spokes. lift itself out

Where's your door handle?

Are you retarded? Modern cars weigh insanely much due to safety regulations
Go ahead lift it as hard as you can
You won't get a tire off the ground
Check wikipedia, it weighs more than a ton in fact

Also, your mum is heavier than this car

It's obviously been removed for aerodynamic purposes

God, millennials are fucking useless. Get some straps and have a buddy or a family member come down and tow you out. A small car like that would take close to nothing to pull out.

1000 sons?
What if only daughters are available?

Plant an acorn underneath it and wait

Unladen weight of a Fiat 500 is 1073.2kg, 2366lbs.

and weight distribution on the wheels is 64/36% F/R, so about 650kg on the front wheels.

Im an edgy Sup Forums boy and i say you are trap or you lift your car cuz i can
zombie nation - kernkraft 400

checked and lulled

break the door handle off some more

Could it be stolen? Why would it be left like that, and for how long now?

too clean for having been actually stuck, try harder faggot

It broke off a while ago. I called AAA they pulled me out

Ask Tony, maybe he can fix it again