Currently Poland has two good allies in Europe: Denmark (our partner in opposing Nord Stream 2 and developing Baltic...

Currently Poland has two good allies in Europe: Denmark (our partner in opposing Nord Stream 2 and developing Baltic Pipe project) and Romania (they are extremely important for us as an integral part of the missile defence system sharing with us the biggest part of the geopolitical burden connected with it)

Who are you country's current best allies?

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Nobody.

90% of our politicians are Russian cucks, half of them openly, and other other half pretending they're pro-EU while Merkel and the others pretend they don't see it. I wouldn't trust my country, let alone be allies with it.

What does Bulgaria take in exchange for being the "Russian cuck"?

you don't expect something from mama rusia
you obey her or get spanked
and no more compot for a week

Nothing. It's simply the result of half of century of brainwashing propaganda for the general population + a strong Russian fifth column controlling the big business and media and the political life. The new cuck president is actually inviting Putin for out national holiday next year.
Might sound a little bit edgy, but for me the real Bulgaria died back in 1944 when the Red army occupied us and destroyed everything. We got into NATO and EU by some great coincidence of having a brief period when Russia was weak.

>Who are you country's current best allies?
The ones who want to trade not apple niggers like Poleshits.

Yet your in NATO...

Speak English, please, my Russian "friend"

>Yet your in NATO...
Geopolitics. It was the result of two government in the late 90s and early 2000s when Russia's influence was weak and the US/EU wanted to get Bulgaria (and Romania) in their sphere of influence to secure the region. It was luck (for us).

>Speaking engrish
cucк

Given our unique ethnic composition, we have friendly ties with all of our neighbours and beyond from Turkey, to Russia, to Germany

Vatican and USA

maybe v4, we gona sit on the bad guy bench at court of the EU

Quick question, why aren't we in V4 (V5) yet?

I really don't know. I think that V4 formula is not really useful for Poland. If we want to have a strong ally against the EU, we have America, we don't need Hungary or Czech Republic desu. But it is nice that they are with us, of course. They can always use veto during EU parliament votings. Romania is better for Poland than V4 because you are anti-Russian. We love anti-Russian countries, especially with functional and fast growing economies like Romania. Ukraine is only a burden desu.

So majority of Bulgarians still remembers that they are Orthodox Slavs too and that we fought together to liberate Balkans from the Ottomans? Very good, it's really nice to hear it. I love Bulgaria now.
Our army and the fleet, as emperor Alexander III said. Europeans cannot be trusted, one day they smile at you and another day they stab you in the back. As it already was experienced in XIX century.

Russia should be careful about China. They will suck you dry, take your women and finally : land, and all of this without even firing one bullet.

>vatican
>an ally of anyone

>muh slavs
>muh orthodoxy
Remind me again which country you attacked recently and from which country you annexed a certain peninsula?

Poland should be careful about Germany. They will suck you dry, take your women and finally : land, and all of this without even firing one bullet.

>one day they smile at you and another day they stab you in the back
Interesting. Have you heard of the Molotov-Ribbentropp pact?

Nice to see a Pole that likes us, we like you too.
I would love to have a common border again between us

we don't have any ally, everybody hate us

We are careful about Germany. But we needed their money to recover from communist period. We also need their economy for trade. We can't burn bridges.

Read this fresh article, you will understand how careful about Germany we are:

nationalinterest.org/feature/the-old-nato-dead-21127

You have Lithuania ^_^

feels good innit

>Nice to see a Pole that likes us, we like you too.
Not him but the only reason why Romanians have bad reputation in Poland is gypsies.

It's an extremely common mistake among Pole to refer to gypsies deregatory as Rumun which means Romanian..
This created an atmosphere of hostility whenever you say something is rumuński (romanian).

It's so bad that If I had a Romanian friend and wanted to introduce him to Polish friends I would say „To jest Mihai, jest z Rumunii” which means "It's Mihai, he's from Romania" instead of „To jest Mihai, jest Rumunem” translating to more natural "It's Mihai, he's Romanian" to avoid the implication that my friend is a gypsy and I wanted to insult him.

Interpersonal aspects are not important. The most important is geopolitics. And from a geopolitical point of view, Romania became a very important ally of Poland. I hope our relations will be deeper and better with time.

yay! we have a friend now!

Another Pole answered me exactly like this a long time ago here on Sup Forums, good to see you again :))
My name is also Mihai by the way

you have us desu

It's sad but true unfortunately.
Cygan (gypsy) is a somewhat politically correct word here.

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We realize that tbqh. We have no illusions about our cooperation with China. China needs no allies, only recources.
The one which was trying to get rid of it's Russian population and throw away our entire fleet which was based in Crimea,
Yes, the one which was used by Stalin to give USSR two more years to prepare for inevitable war against Nazis. And to return Russian Empire's lost territories, including your country, yes. Stalin was an asshole, but anyways this pact was necessary. Without it we could lose the war and many more millions of Russians/Soviet citizens would be dead.

>Quick question, why aren't we in V4 (V5) yet?

V4 is the past. TSI (Three Seas Initiative) is the future. Romania has a potential to play a leading role in TSI along with Poland.

M I Ę D Z Y M O R Z E

YES i love this you people are awesome

Ah yes fucking Romania. The scum of Europe. Of Earth really. They are your friends? Not the people who said fuck you to Hitler, when he wanted to march his army through Hungary to assault Poland.

Nope. It's the spineless, dumb as a rock, living in mudhuts Romanians. Was there ever anything good to came out of that country? I mean besides about ~2 million gypsies they showered Western and Northern Europe with. But hey, that was good for Romanians and Romanians only, absolutely horrible for literally everyone else.

>We love anti-Russian countries
>especially with functional and fast growing economies like Romania.
This has to be the biggest fucking bait I've ever fucking seen, are you fucking kidding me with this shit?! Romania. Functional. Fast growing economy. In what reality? Those three words had never been used in the same sentence without irony.

Fuck R*manians. And fuck you too OP. Who needs enemies when we have """"""""""""""""""""friends"""""""""""""""" like you Poles?

>Ah yes fucking Romania. The scum of Europe. Of Earth really. They are your friends? Not the people who said fuck you to Hitler, when he wanted to march his army through Hungary to assault Poland.

There are two spheres of human activity on the national level:

- geopolitcs
- everything else

For this reason Israel can ally itself with Germany and Poland can ally itself with Russia, if it is useful from a geopolitical point of view. It has nothing to do with history and human emotions.

don't be booboo, he wasn't referring to national sentiment but allies in terms of government to government

>polaks
>realpolitik
:^)

We have it here too (Țigan) and it's also politically correct too:

Allying yourselves with Romania is like allying yourselves with defeat itself. Might as well nuke your country yourselves immediately, for all the good that alliance will do for you. Just spare yourself the trouble and energy.

You start realizing that you have no friend at all in Europe Hungary?
There must be a reason...

your economy looks a little limp back there, buddy
our PM, a fucking socialist nonetheless, just hinted at russia having infiltrated his government
meanwhile orban is putin's lapdog

That's good. You seem to be a rational person so i will tell you the truth. Russia is useless for the USA except its geography. You are a pivot connecting two parts of Eurasia, hence you are extremely useful as a "abdomen" of China. Second thing: you are currently weakest in your whole imperial history. You are an economical dwarf and geographically/demographically you are a shadow of the Soviet Union.
All main American think tanks qualified you as so called "fading power" - a former superpower that is - according to all legal predictions - completelu unable to endanger the global dominance of the USA in next decades. So, as a weak country, you qualify for a potential ally of America. Hence you could hear first sings of changing geopolitical atmosphere from mouth of Trump. Although, Trump won't be THIS leader that will give you a chance, it is still to early. America realizes that you are dependent on economical ties with Western Europe and China - as a matter of fact you are more dependent on Western Europe so far, but that's generally what matters. If America let you have free and undisturbed relations with Western Europe and China, you would turn into a "prosperity tunnel" between these two powers. You would become a highway of trade, investment flows and money flows that would make everybody stronger: Western Europe (especially Germany), Russia and China. Such situation in which all these three players are happy, growing and getting richer is very unsuitable for Americans who try to put a stick in the spokes. Such situation in which you will create a new security system in Eurasia and new economical system privileging German/Russia/China endangers future of dollar. That's why we are experiencing war in Ukraine: because it helps to isolate Russia from Western Europe. That's why we experience diplomatic flip-flops of the US : to isolate Russia from China.

>You start realizing that you have no friend at all in Europe Hungary?
>There must be a reason...
Hmm let me check, there's Croatia, Slovenia, Austria, then there are our meme relatives Eesti and Funland. We still have tons of influence in Slovakia and Czechs seem very willing to cooperate with us, nope it doesn't seem like we have no friends at all.

>your economy looks a little limp back there, buddy
Defeated in two World Wars, having lost 1/3'd of our country, resources, train lines and people, then being under Russian subjugation for 50 years and we're still better off with a richer culture than you. You, who were fucking handed everything on a silver platter. Really makes you think.
>meanwhile orban is putin's lapdog
And he will hang sooner rather than later for that.

Your government literally tried to legalize corruption and government theft in a typical Romanian fashion, what's your point.

hes a literal autist no one in poland cares about romania only about you

what is ottoman???
you wouldnt have developed without commie unfluence either
fuking turks

>muhhh rssia
either it is germany or russia
your identity literally revolves around being butthurt about one of the cunts every half decade lel

>either it is germany or russia

What makes you think that our spectrum of choice is so limited?

you are a p*lak
thats enough to judge you

I love you, János

I am Polish and i wish death to both: Russia and Germany. I understand that Russian geography may be useful for the USA to pressure China, but still: we Poles and millions of Polish Americans - including those working in the US administration and US think tanks - will never resign from our historical national goal: total destruction of these two countries and nations. If we die during it, that's OK. Thats our fate. If America won't be useful for us in destruction of them, we will find another protector, even if we have to search for it in Asia. We dont give a fuck about islam and stuff, it is not our problem. If ours and Trump's ways stop being compatibile, i won't cry for it.

>our PM, a fucking socialist nonetheless, just hinted at russia having infiltrated his government

Went holy shit out loud at that part, was definitely not expecting that.

You tell us
>Romania is better for Poland than V4
What kind of retarded false dichotomy is that?
Laszlo, baby, don't be like that