How do we unJUST Robert Smith

How do we unJUST Robert Smith

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we cant, he'll only go farther into the land of JUST

you can't turn back time and aging

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shave his head and make him wear a wig instead

Hahahaha what

Needs to stop dressing like it's 1982 and do something else with that fucking hair

He needs to lose weight, slowly so he doesn't have an awful neck, and cut his hair. Oddly enough, he still performs well.

whereas Morrissey has aged fucking regally

that's eddie izzard though

I agree. He's a little bloated, but he's managed to keep his aesthetic at almost 60.

He's literally fine as he is. That's the best thing about him. He don't give a single fuck about what he looks like and his voice is literally still as good as it's ever been, so he hasn't JUSTed where it actually counts.
Such a legend

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some girls are bigger than others

l i p s t i c k

He looks like an old cougar trying to hunt some young stud.

He was never in great shape. He was always skinnyfat. He's still successful touring. HIs voice still sounds as great as ever.

1. get a hair cut
2. buy a nice black suit
3. lose weight
4. become a corporate goth (honestly whats more dark and evil than capitalism?)
5. do a few collaborations with younger p4k core musicians
6. do a documentry about the cure: the youth years that talks about how great the cure were and how young people should like them again
7. Do a new album, sort of dark wave, electronic, industrial type of deal, ask trent reznor to be the producer.

Get rid of Mary Poole. I blame her for destroying him.

Fucking bob you aren't young anymore

I don't care as long as he keeps the same voice as he has been doing until now

This makes me sick

>whats more dark and evil than capitalism
communism

fuck you
fucking cunt

the world is neither just nor unjust...

this pretty much

Underrated

bamp

How does he need un-justing? Dude sings as well as he ever did and even their weakest records still have some good material on it.

UFC fight with Morrissey in teh octagon

Take him to a dog groomer.

I'm surprised no one has come out with a sexual harassment allegation against him yet

this

UnJUSTED grand champion Trent Reznor starts a fat/musical reeducation camp for JUSTED musicians.

Who do you send?

>what's more dark and evil than capitialism?
Socialism, especially the kind the Soviets did.

Have him lose weight, get him higher quality makeup, give him a strong facial care routine and he'll be fine.

Never, Robert is pure.

If you want to avoid shit like that, follow his example.

At this point he should just shave his head.