Germoney

When Germoney sausages stop sucking nigger cock and turn to Mother Russia?

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Russia is shit.

hi uncle lukashenko how is life

>kid noise

In reality Bulgaria just a cheapest whore in Eyrop

That picture makes no sense.

crimea is still part of ukraine and it's america diving it?

Russia are the only person literally doing what that picture is and he's suppoed to be on the side lines helpless? putin should be where uncle sam is

Damn wannabe russki.

I wonder that you can afford a computer to shitpost here with your russia like salary.

>"they're the only force that could threaten us"
>modern Germany
>threatening anyone

>Merkel holding a german flag

Russia is a turd.

I agree that picture must be better, but the main thing is Friedman quote.

>autistic humour
boring

90% belarus people use computer, kid

This
youtube.com/watch?v=_Rcc7xgD2dM

Are you saying Poroshenko, Yats, and all of those foreigners just jumped into power on their own?

Well to be honest the whole cuck fetishism and islamization IS quite scary...

>this gesture
German ladys like a mans.

PFT get fucked england and it's allies would destroy ANYONE

weve worked long and hard to unite the world and we'd fuck up anyone who dared try to seperate us.

russia just some 3rd worlf piece of shit the difference in global ower and influence and money and military technology is so great a gap between russia and teh rest of teh civilised world

russia imports ALL its tech

>russia imports ALL its tech
BBC monkey

Yeah, but nothing is going to happen for the other countries. Our country will just collapse and then it will stop being relevant

>ussia are the only person literally doing what that picture is

Have you even understood anything that happened regarding Ukraine since the beginning of 2014? Why are you even here?

Hello, commie.

Russia is pretty based. Why you wanna be friends with Germoney?

fuck off nazi
dont make me come over there and give you another fucking ass whoopin

why germans so depressed. Great deutsche folk must be alive.

oh my god, always with wings here

That's sad

...

Your shitposting is just too obvious

> Russia is pretty based. Why you wanna be friends with Germoney?
because germany was cucked a lot of times like a russia.
very similiar souls of deusche folk and russian

Lebensraum für alle.

Trust me, you don't want to be friends with Germans.

Blame others is literally russian politics 101.

ivan nice proxy

>Russia
>was cucked
When was that?

What the fuck is bulgarian politics then? What the fuck is bulgaria actually?

1917, senpai. Also by the Golden Horde in the Middle-Ages.

why would we be afraid of germany? It's beyond irrelevant as a world power anymore, they dont have the manpower or will to do anything militaristic.

What's is wrong with you?

not for all long penis but
1611
1917
1953
1991

Greatest balkan state and purest slav blood.

No one here gives a shit about Germany to be honest

Is this your first day on Sup Forums? Have you ever learned something meaning full in history?

> great balkan state

LMAO

>bulgnigerian
>purest slav blood.
lol nigga, after belarus even ukrain people looks like niggers.

still pissed about his green President

I LOVE RUSSIA!

Meaningful is one word, Boris.

Hope you learned something today.

>Friedman

Why do Germans still like to think they're the master race? The US hardly cares about Russia and Germany teaming up, because they know that they - with the help of the Anglosphere and Francosphere - can easily beat their shitty little alliance.

His evidence is wrong, too: Germany consistently wanted to attack Russia in both the world wars, and they normally did before America joined the war or had any influence on the war.

Should have voted more and laughed less but I guess it's too late now.

Blink twice if Lukashenko is reading all of your posts.

protip: it's referencing your political class and not your drooling idiot general population

I am Nikolai Lukashenko of course.

To answer you directly: when every single guy in Großkoalition realize that making deals with Russia is more safe and profitable than with Americans.
We were on our way over there, then Ukraine happened and our overlords over the pond told us to hate Russia again.

Who the fuck did Bulgaria vote in? Do you guys have votes, or does gypsy mafia just elect mayors wherever they want?

>Francosphere
>beat
TOP FROGGIE KEK

What's up Kolya. How's it going?

The political class does NOT give a shit about Germany in the slightest. They are among the weakest nations on the planet at the moment.

>Is this your first day on Sup Forums
Nein
I get it that they lost wars and shit but they were never cucked in the way we are. Don't think they ever had "Willkommenskultur" or imported millions of niggers to fuck their women

Things are fine, how are you?

The latter actually. It's essentially almost direct copy of the russian political and economical model but without a tsar, general secretary, or president.

Hello belarus

How does it feel to be so cucked by Russia that it created a whole new superpower? The funny thing is, you didn't even bark back

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia_in_the_American_Revolutionary_War

We couldn't beat the whole world, but we could beat a Russo-German alliance easily. It would almost be laughable.

The only reason why Germany was so difficult to conquer in Europe was because it was heavily fortified, and the reason why the took Europe so easily was because no one wanted to go to war after WWI (that's why we tried to appease Hitler) and no one was prepared for it (that's why Blitzkrieg was so effective, as well as the fact it took everyone by surprise).

As long as we prepare at the the same time Germany and Russia prepare, which would be easier since Germany has a shit military at the moment. And, as long as we want to go to war with them, which the EU and constant propaganda against Russia most likely has made us ready, we'll be fine.

Most of the Francosphere would be cannon fodder, like how the Russians were cannon fodder in WWII.

Nigga the only thing you can beat is your tiny pecker, fuck outta here.

noice
this Churchill is broken give me new.

>we could totally win an unrealistic pre-nuclear era historical war guys, it would be laughable

Communist russia wasn't cucked? You've got to be kidding me.

I wish every day. But the people are retarded and swallow US propaganda. They don't even know why they are supposed to dislike Russia.

Britain and her allies could destroy a Russo-German alliance. Germans are good fighters, but they're not better than Britons. Also, Germany's military is poorly-funded so we could easily squash any attempt they make to rearm and fight us.
The reverse is true for Russia, although Russians are as hard as nails - but not very good when it comes down to war (mostly because they're generals are idiots).

What?

I'm not saying it's 100%, I'm saying our chances of victory are greater than theirs.

Aren't guns ban in Europe why does that little nigger havery one?

my point was that this is not a war that could ever occur anyway.

You mong, if Germany quit NATO tomorrow and entered a strategic alliance with Russia, in 20 years they'd break your face.

Well, did they import millions of niggers? Don't think so. They may have been cucked but every nation has been. Noone has been cucked as badly as we are (well maybe Sweden), which is the point I'm trying to make

Angela Merkal waving the german flag.
Yea no.

But you see some dynamic in some way or not?

I think that Merkel not full cucked, and she is better for Germoney now.
But muricans need more obedient leader and must try to change power in germany. take care.

Sounds like they are smarter than you are. You should probably drop the unwarranted self-importance.

Merkel is self loathing German. It is sad.

>Russia is not good at war.
>Somehow largest country in the world.
wew

Merkel is just a commie

It could be much worse

Your country doesn't even have the balls to genocide dissenters and you think you can claim to be as Cucked as Russia. Okay.

Bolshevik revolution was a foreign jewish takeover of the country which resulted in millions of dead christians. There entire intellectual elite got purged, native people send to gulags, lost another 20 million because of WW2. When that shithole finally crumbled the country got sold out to foreign investors and today you have a very high amount of muslim population there...

While germany obviously had it really bad after WW2, look at today? Despite what happenings in the media, when you look out the window germany is still fucking great. In no way you could compare it to being as shit as the soviet union... it is still one of the best countries to live in. While it is declining (like basically every other country except switzerland), this 1.5 million subuhmans we have imported can easily be removed.... either by civil war (my preferred option) or deportations.

You just seem to be one heavily depressed defeatist if you think our current situation in germany could be compared to the shithole that was the soviet union.

What the fuck are you referring to? They were conveniently located as the farthest eastern European country and had the entire steppes bordering them. Taking it was not that difficult. It was pretty much the same situation as the US.

True, mainly because the Germans hate the Russians and the Russians hate the Germans for WWI and WWII. But, if it did happen, we would have around a 90% chance of winning.

If they did that we would be extremely cautious of Germany. We'd spy on them and start to build up our military. If we caught any wind of them starting a war, they'd be bombed to dust in a matter of seconds. That's a fact, whether it sounds nice or not.
And by they, I mean mostly America.

I know Austrians like to think that Germany and them are all powerful, but you sure weren't all powerful in 1918 or 1945.
And? Italy's larger than the UK. Just because you're big, doesn't mean you're good at war. Most of Russia's land has been Russian for a thousand years (or so). The others came about due to alliances. In short, there is no strict co-relation between the two.

Fuck you, British fucking trash always wanting to drag America into wars.

>mainly because the Germans hate the Russians

Barely anyone does here. The leftists are "pro everyone" and even our right wingers are "pro russian". You could say that the center politics (basically merkels party) are doing and anti russian policy. But the people? Barely anyone hates russians in germany.

How can we drag you all-powerful America, our glorious master, into wars if we are their slave?

Why won't you just vote someone who will team up with Russia then? I like Russia too.

>Most of Russia's land has been Russian for a thousand years (or so).

You have no idea what you are talking about.

>current situation in germany not a great cucked
yes.
greatest cucking of german was WW1 because banksters create this war and make profit, WW2 because US and Anglos was a biggest beneficiary.

Deutschers just die))

brainwashed kurwa have little pain here. dont cry

>True, mainly because the Germans hate the Russians and the Russians hate the Germans for WWI and WWII.
western monkey binar brain, lol

How did they conquer Poland and all other Baltic then.

>Poland
because they had allies in Germany and Austria
>the Baltics
because they have a population of only like four million even combined in the modern day, let alone back then

wtf are you talking about?
All shit with Ukraine was EU(German) idea.
And I don't understand what cuck level should be the german to make him support literally the reason of German fall.

The basic premise of there being no co-relation between competence in battle and landmass is true.

Besides, I'm right in what I say. It's just that you have to find the closest thing to Russia in 800-900 ad, since there wasn't a 'Russia' back then.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_the_Great - 'Russian' King from around 1000 years ago.

>Why won't you just vote someone who will team up with Russia then?

We try, our AfD is very pro russia (and paid by them) just like Front national in France. There still is a chance for an alliance of the relevent european countries.

>Russia is pretty based
How about changing, faggot?
I don't mind to go into second Germany and you can take my place in Siberia.

god that chicken reminds me of fluffy ponies

>russia must conquer poland and baltic tigers

lol nigers. turn off your shitty TV and try to turn on your brain.
what is the motive ? Make russia agressor N1? all NATO beat Russia 99%.

>turn to Mother Russia

Germany are stronger than russia, the question is when Germany will become independent enough to become a fourth force usa-germany-russia-china

They're also pretty pro-Anglo, if I recall. In short, the AfD are pro-European and wouldn't want to start a war against the world - I really doubt Russia would either. Therefore we come back to the Poles' argument of 'it's all useless, because a war like this would never happen'.

>Germany will become independent enough to become a fourth force
wet dreams, may be in 2066

literally what the fuck are you talking about
I realize it's probably not easy learning English in Belarus but I was explaining the historical reason why Russia is so large