Ask a Somali anything

ask a Somali anything

Why though?

Are you a pirate?

Can you prove you're a somali?

Why isn't your national currency doubloons?

I have a friend i met randomly through facebook who lives in somali and works for an NGO

What's your qabil sxb?

are you currently pirating internet connection?

why do you guys circumcise women

No NEXT QUESTION

Hoyooda waas

To show them that we own them

My clan is Hawiya
What about yours?

How do you like living in a Libertarian Paradise?
Isn't it awesome being totally unencumbered by all those annoying laws & regulations??
You should go to Sup Forums & inspire them with tales of the "Freedom Heaven" that awaits them.

Yes and I’ve pirates your hoyoo

Get the duck out of my state. Honesty, I live in Minnesota and it is soon to be overrun by you smelly inconsiderate niggers. It also just so happens that I live in a town called willmar (look it up) and we have the highest Somali population in Minnesota besides Minneapolis. Honestly this used to be such a peaceful and traditional town, but nowadays we are bending over backwards for Somali penis. The entire downtown of willmar has been overrun by you fucks. I'm glad that one guy at least had the balls to throw a pig's foot at one of you fucks. Shouldn't have blown up like it did because it's what you deserve and should be an everyday occurrence.

>lives in somali and works for an NGO
Given how much of a failed state Somalia is, aren't every attempt at organizing pretty much non government?

How much of a government do they really have, and how much of a fuck do the average Somali give about it?

Walahi bro

I enjoyed killing you faggot nignogs. 2nd Marine expeditionary force. Good times.

Ironic, given that Minnasota was originally overran by Scandinavians. Doubly ironic, given that Somalis seem intent to overrun Scandivians on both sides of the pond. What is it about us, Somalians, that make you want to overrun us?

It’s like a paradise over there and those who are called (may god forgive me for saying their names) trump supporters need to kill them selves

I enjoyed watching your people jumping to their death when 9/11 happened..good old days

Yes me and almost everyone I know has Scandinavian ancestry, a proud and clean people. These damn Somalis are wiping their asses with their hands and stinking up the whole damn town. Soon we will be called to Islamic prayer 20 times a day

5 times a day

Hyperbole

You cadaan people use toilet papers to clean your dirty asses when you know it does clean your very well

Look, you can't even string together an English sentence. Fucking Somalians, man

Cause I feel like it

You cadaan people use toilet papers to clean your dirty asses when you know it doesn’t clean you very well** there fixed it

Btw it’s Somali not Somalian bloody white cunt

Works better than using your fucking hands, disgusting primate.

I don't give a shit what you want to be called

oh shit same man, are you reer uk?

Lol we killed way more of you thieving niggers by just not feeding you I used to place MREs out in the open and shoot the little niggees when they tried to get it.

It actually doesn’t work and it’s been proven

Lol yes

Serious nonracist question here. I heard Somalia was a nice place (if a little hot) under the Italians and then under Siad Barre. What the fuck happened to make it a shithole? Are the parts of Somalia / Ogaden which aren't shitholes?

Cadaan cunt go kill your self

You are literally telling me toilet paper doesn't work and it's better to use your hands right now. Listen to yourself. How can you possibly find touching your own shit to be in any way cleanly

Another question: how's the archaeology? Horn of Africa was a major trade route area and I assume the Somalis have been there a long time. Nubia and Ethiopia developed viable and longlasting civilisations.

Are there Somali civilisations?

Third serious question. How should Somali go about making Somalia great again? What can the rest of us do to help?

I'd suggest Christianity because Islam is false and clearly doesn't work, but . . .

Smelly nigger go live in the jungle with the apes

It's called civil war

How did you or your family travel to the UK? Do you live in a council housing like the majority of your people? Did you fail your GCSEs?

Don't fall for quality bait OP, cadaans aren't going understand anyway

imo abandoning Islam will also mean abandoning your somalinimo

Also try your best to start practising as much as you can, little things can make a big difference. You don't even have to do it publicly even, I feign irreligiosity to all of my ajnabi friends at college.

Do you realize how much everyone hates you? It's not a rhetorical question, I travel from the US to Germany, to Western Australia throughout the year. Besides maybe gypsies even liberals would probably put you all in a gas chamber immediately if given the chance. Why can't you go back and fix your own country? There has basically been no government there for 25 years so there is nowhere to go but up!

hardly. Somali isn't even a Semitic language let alone Arabic. There are Persians and Egyptians who never went Muslim.

When siad barre took over and made our country socialist we became higher than everyone on the continent economically and militarily we were doing so good then he decided to get all somali stolen territories (including sacorta island) one form a United somali country called greater Somalia (check the pic to see how it looks like ) so we decided to invade Ethiopia and save Ogaden but the Soviets said no so we cut ties with them and invaded them. Everything was doing well until those Ethiopians went to get the soviets, Cubans and others to save them and they did then our government collapsed and so did they country and every clan started fighting each other whilst other countries stole our recourses and dump toxic waste on our waters and illegal fishing and when we tried to defend our selves they called us pirates.. it’s been nearly 3 decades and things started to get better even tho the British and put African neighbor and Arabs are trying to destroy us

Typical Cadaan troll try harder next time
(And btw Somalia does have a government)

Yes land of punt
Ajuran empire
Adam empire and others

Why somali people are so fcking dumb?

Do not campare me to a Bantu you cadaan faggot

>Cadaan
mfw legitimately useless sub-humans actually have a derogatory name for whites.

My father came to this country to study before the civil war and met my mother and I probably live in a bigger house than you and probably richer than your whole family and no I did not fail my GCSEs

thank you.

The Ethiopian commie tyrant Mengistu was an evil man, and he killed a lot of Ethiopians too. I don't blame you for trying to save Ogaden from him.

Your Cadaan country is being occupied by negros from east and Arabs from the west and there’s nothing you can do about it

Well Ethiopia is collapsing and soon Ogaden will be free

I'll be damned, an entire continent tried to assfuck them, and they're calling us names? I say we fuck'em over AGAIN.

Not OP but my family came as refugees and I was born and raised here. Yes I live in a council but hopefully we'll be buying it soon. As for school, I passed GCSE's and did an apprenticeship for a year. After that I traveled for a year and a half in Somalia and in other muslim countries. Just came back last summer to do an access course at an FE College & starting uni in Sept.

What are your particular issues with Islam sxb?

It's no more derogatory than "Black" friendo, no need to be paranoid.

I heard Russians dumped a bunch of old guns there a long time ago so there's lots of guns in Somalia. Is that true?

That is a fair point. I spend most of my time in Western Europe. The plan was to get Hillary Clinton on board and have the Merkel/Clinton team kick the nation-destroying into high gear. It looks like the US may have thrown a wrench into the works in 2016.

>It's no more derogatory than "Black" friendo, no need to be paranoid.
Since I don't know what it means in your language I'll take your word for it.

No it’s not

Ooga booga oog ?

What kind of shithole country are you?

Cadaan = white

England it’s a pretty shitty country tbh

I am not a country, I am a human

Cadaan literally translates as white but it can be used relatively, not just to be people of European ancestry.

Wait...who did you steal that TV from?

Arggg matey how fair's the seven seas?

Islam is an Arab supremacist ideology and fails to separate security from information. ('state from church', in Western terms.) It is not compatible with Western ideals. Which means that when Muslims come to the West they are a subversive army.

Also one of your posters said that he lies when his ajnabi friends asks him about his observance. Which makes the rest of you hard to trust.

When Muslims get power they persecute nonMuslims. This is also a well-documented process.

I have stop-overs at MSP so I'll keep that in mind. For anyone else reading if you have a connection at MSP don't worry - you didn't fall asleep and get taken to Africa - you are in Minneapolis, MN.

I bought it with my own money it was fun watching white people killing themselves it was more of a Lyly vid

Ylyl***

>Islam is an Arab supremacist ideology, not compatible with western ideals
>Sup Forums full of nazis who argue nazism as a western ideology

I don’t know if you’re just trolling there or being an autistic faggot

Liar, you don't have money of your own either, filthy lying nigger is filthy.
Also a TV thief

Pirate jokes are not funny anymore

Yes they arrrrr
Heh I did a pirate joke

How does it feel being less than a nigger

You’re right I stole it from a white girl who I raped and killed too bad i got away with it

We’re superior than the Bantu niggers

No you didn't, you still live in a hovel in a shithole country, karma is a bitch lol

What kind of wood did you make your peg leg from?

Salaam calaykum
kunt qitcatan min alqarf wa'umak hu muthli aljins

Yes you’re right again America is a shithole country

Wuz you kanga?

Pls stop

So you live in America?

Weez stylin keepin it kKkangzta nighaa

Never heard of it, must be some weird African tree.

I’m not like those African American negros claiming to be everything

Yes I am
Ps I’m not op white cracker

Ooh ohh ah ah?

Is it kangs or kungz how do you spell it?

That’s not a question

It’s KANGS

imo there is nothing wrong with feigning irreligiosity, many people do it out convenience in any sort of secular society. Regardless, people should be able to practice their religion both publicly and/or privately, and in a way that best suits their life. Also Islam is very universalistic, sad to see you think that it advocates for the superiority of any particular ethnic group though.