ITT: embarrassing stories from parties you’ve attended

ITT: embarrassing stories from parties you’ve attended

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>be me early 20s
>friend's party
>meet 7/10 slam piggy
>most of the ppl leave
>get caught around 4am fucking her in the ass on the pool table
>finished anyway

>birthdayparty at friends house
>"hey user? wanna make out at a quiet place?"
>"sure gurl:"
>went to bathroom in th eupper floor
>kiss, touch, sex, blowjob
>cummed all over her fucking black shirt
>she was a mess
>meanwhile party got relocated at the upper floor
>both came out ...ppl starring at us. everybody knows what happend. kinda embarrassing in the situation, now funny

another sex at party story with the same girl

>pretty fucking drunk
>hey lets have sex in the bed of your parents!
>lol k
>had sex in the bed of her parents
>of course they came home earlier
>of course they came into their bedroom
>all wtf
>her dad was crazy mad at us - mostly at me
>got banned from their home
>5 years after she is my gf
>tfw her dad sometimes says "remember when you fucked her in our bed you asshole" while drinking whisky together - awesome

why are they trying so hard to show their cups in the photo.

ok op
> be 12
> on vacation, staying at cabin/lodge/some shit with family plus two other families
> both families have a younger daughter, each
> both about 7 or 8
> we have a party with some lodge neighbors, they come over to ours
> antisocial, so i hang out in the room with all the kids, including the two daughters
> plus i just thing kids are more fun to be around
> sit on couch in room and just watch them play
> talk to them when they talk to me, throw a ball at them, nothing suspicious
> can tell the two daughters have some kind of little crush on me
> they like to talk to me a lot and hang around me and hug me
> no big deal, i thought, it’s normal for little girls to have crushes
> they were hanging around the couch i was on, wouldn’t leave me along
> one of them hops on my lap
> height of puberty
> ohshit.jpg
> she’s moving around and shit, unknowing of the shameful boner she was forcing on to me
> not cool with it, about to get her off
> mom walks in at that moment
> sees me with wriggling 7 year old in my lap
> tells me to get off the couch and get over there
> walk towards her with stink of shame following
> she notices my boner
> gets a face of disgust
> she scolds me for a good ten minutes, then forces me to hang in the dining room
> had to stay in that house for about a week longer
> girls still wouldn’t leave me alone
> mom thinks im gonna be a pedo now
> feelsbadman.img

kek.

bump, i want more greentext

I really like these guys in the back

>Implying I've ever attended a party.

op here, this bitch is my favorite lol

ok. this was years ago.
>friends party
>his dad came home an hour after it started and booted everyone out.
>guy named cam gave some girl a drug (idk which) that made her really drowsy as she takes medication and they didnt go well together (we all just thought she was hammered).
>I am sitting on sofa with girl after the party
>she is in and out of sleep and after a while starts puking a bit
>no one was really taking any notice of her as everyone had left and it was just friends dad shouting at him
>shes hot as fuck btw and already kinda sitting on my hand
>move hand down a little more into her underwear
>slip my middle finger in her arse

at this point i do feel a little bad as i was taking advantage of what i thought was just a drunk girl.

>i had my finger in her ass for about 60 seconds
>i am thinking about the possibility that we would both stay in the spare room with me on the floor and how i was going to sniff and lick her feet.
>this is when the puking starts
>im holding a plastic bucket up to her face for her to puke into
>she gets a load on my hand
>probably fair as i had fingered her arse
>i leave her with the bucket and go to the toilet
>check finger for shit.
>no shit. result.
>figured im already hard. i have a finger that smells of a hot girls bumhole
>i stood in the toilet and beat off while sucking my finger
>an ambulance came for her about 20 minutes after i came and went back downstairs. friends dad had found medication and called them
>she spent the night in hospital as her parents were away and they picked her up in the morning. she was absolutely fine.

she didnt learn though as i heard she did the exact same thing next weekend.

its not embarrassing in the sense that people know what i did but just me knowing what i did. i do regret the act and would never do it again but the finger did taste amazing.

this isnt r9k, fag, some of us arent losers in real life

and who could forget these two

>she gets a load on my hand
explain

a load of puke. im holding the bucket up for her and she missed.

>Be 17 yr old me
>Never drunk always drink responsibly
>At friends party
>Everyone, friends parents laugh and tell me to cut loose and get drunk
>Get drunk on tequila
>Tell friend's mom she's hot and id fuck her
>Run around house tell girls whether i'd fuck em or not
>Wake up next day in the bottom of a sleeping bag
>Was dragged up stairs in sleeping bag after being rolled into it after I passed out on kitchen floor
>Bruised back from being dragged upstairs

Sunglasses bro is the best

fuckin ded

and user continued to be a virgin

kek

All niggers poop

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true story here

>8 years ago
>be me, 18
>freshman year of college
>attend party at house I've been to plenty of times
>house owners love me
>decide to get really fucked up because recently went through bad breakup
>bunch of people playing tippy cup
>everyone using beer
>I'm using Bartons
>lights start to fade on vision
>suddenly get into fight with girl standing across table from me about who won the game (we were the last two of of our teams)
>girl's boyfriend comes over
>he's also pretty shitfaced
>gets right up in my face and is yelling, eyes closed, and spitting while rambling
>grab thick plastic folding chair a foot away
>smash it into his skull
>onlookers all go "OHHHHHH"
>get thrown out of party
>stumble back to my dorm
>on the way there, end up talking to some homeless guy named Eddie
>take out my glass pipe and smoke a bowl with him because drunken heart to heart for some reason
>pass out on futon in dorm
>wake up to the smell of piss-soaked jeans I'm still wearing
>get a text from friend who was also at the party that the guy I hit with a chair was taken to the ER
>mfw

kek

lol

>be me
>at party
>"hey user, want this line?"
>fuckyes.jpg
>take the ripper
>"lul, that was viagra"
>become raging concrete
>fist urethra
>mfw

>ecstasy for first time
>puke before we leave
>puke on way there
>puke at party
>leave ashamed
Not sure what the fuck was in it

Got really drunk.
Got into fight with some guys.
Smacked 2 of them down.
Gets beat up af by the rest.
Spend the night in jail to sober up,
10/10 would do it again

pic unrelated

>at college, trying to enjoy parties/dances
>go with cross country team mates
>its not terrible, but I'm not really liking it
>crowd compacts for some reason, get pressed into girl's ass incidentally
>she looks back at me
>I shrug
>she smiles a bit
>put my hands on her hips because autism
>she disengages, disconnects, backs off, idk the term
>go outside
>random girl comes up and asks if I want to make out
>I want to say yes because isn't that the point of these dance/party things?
>peer pressure tells me to decline
>go back inside
>different girl makes some sort of gestures at me
>I shake my head because idk wtf she is trying to communicate
>a minute later I see her grinding on some guy
>leave while considering suicide
>see my crush on the way out laughing on some guy's arm
>she had previously told me in no uncertain terms that she was not interested in me
>walk back to dorm room with tears in my eyes
>grab a fistfull of sleeping pills and begin pacing, psyching myself up to take them
>suite mate walks up, asks if everything is ok
>yes
>says I look kind of bummed
>says he'll sit with me for a while if I need to talk
>I can't figure out anything to say other than I hate myself
>he prevented me from a suicide attempt
>sleeping pills probably wouldn't have even killed me
>can't even try to kill myself properly

I don't think you're the Sup Forums type Giro, but if you're out there you are a good person and you deserve all the good that comes your way

>be me
>first year uni
>invited to party with other first years
>skip and study math

Giro? you mean Giro di Italia?
He's a great guy, I see him once a year or so

That sounds like its embarrassing to you but realistically its fucking badass. The father knows who the true "dad" is to her now

>at party with gf
>I pick fight with her ex (for no reason)
>Suddenly I hear my girlfriend screaming
>I try to get up
>wait when was I on the ground?
>notice my pants are soaked
>oh fuck I’m bleeding
>nope
>I pissed myself

No, I don't mean Giro di Italia

>Actually attractive enough that girls don't shy away
>Turn down very obvious hints multiple times

Bruh if you just didn't actively decline and did what they want, you would get girls. Idk if you wanna kill yourself because your autistic or what, but shit it could be worse

ah shame. he's a cool dude, very sporty

...

I can't tell what they want. Wish I could. Obviously I have brain problems
alas

wew

youre so fuckin cringe im surprised you didnt say he cucked him

Friend was having a party and everybody at it kept texting me to come, increasingly as they got drunker. I was sad over a girl and didn't really want to go but eventually decided to distract myself from girls and just hang with some friends. I drove myself to the party since I wasn't planning on getting very drunk. Of course on this one night fate wouldn't let get off easy. I get there and everyone greets me. Within an hour, a close friend of the girl I was brooding over comes up to me and starts flirting hardcore. Most obvious I;ve ever seen in my life. At one point she puts a second straw in her drink, adds more liquor and finishes it while staring at me. She keeps hitting on me and getting super drunk in the process, but I'm just not up to the task and completely dodge the advances for what felt like an eternity. Never got the chance with her or the friend again.

> Be 13 yo, 15 yo sister is having a birthday/slumber party with 3 friends
> They are in my sister's room, I am playing on my computer
> Suddenly I hear my sister call my name
> Go into her room
> They are all in pajamas, and one of them asks:
> "Hey user, your sister says you aren't circumcised, is that true?"
> I tell them to leave me alone and I leave
> About 15 mins later they barge into my room
> Sister pushes me down and sits on my chest
> Tells her friends to pull down my pants
> One of her friends pulls my pants and underwear down just below my balls
> They suddenly all scream "EEWWWW GROSSS, HE REALLY IS"
> They laugh and point at my tiny, uncut cock.
> One of them grabs my foreskin and forcefully retracts it
> My cock head is now out and they all continue to laugh and mock me.
> Sister finally gets off me and I pull up my pants
> I feel horribly embarassed for weeks, I hate having to see my sisters friends at school.
> They eventually spread the word that I am uncut and everybody makes fun of me

> Present day: Have foreskin humiliation fetish and want to be forcefully circumcised

>be me
>senior in high school
>party at friends house
>friend bangs other friends gf in driveway while >he is posted up outside the car his gf is getting
>banged in
>ask friend, wtf u thinking lil dawg
>friend says you want her next
>meanwhile, on the otherside of party
>another friends car's truck becomes the
>designated drop logs in everyplace n car
>poor guy had to drive home wit logs all n car

>> I tell them to leave me alone and I leave

Cunt you deserve everything after, shoulda dropped your pants and slapped her with it

git ye gone, upside down satan
that sounds terrible

Looks like a girl I hooked up with at a leadership convention inD.C. Name was Katie Holmes from Georgia

peer pressure tells you to decline making out with a girl? how?

i drunkenly argued with a girl about the plot of a doctor who episode i never watched

it was a group of us and she asked if one of us wanted to make out with her

>smoke salvia
>shit self

LMAO
I've had shit like this almost happen to me before and that's pretty much my nightmare.

>be me
>2009
>be in shitty pop punk/metalcore band.
>married life, she was our merchant girl
>she was also a raging bitch
>marriage was already rocky
>she enjoyed manipulating me all the time, making me feel stupid for trusting my wife (I don't trust shit at all anymore)
>in California, San Bernardino
>play a shitty show, like maybe 100 people show up
>set gets cut short, headliner wants to play extra
>get pissed, go to the bar.
>girl walks up, says she loved our songs, wished we played longer.
>she's pretty cute, short, really nice ass.
>she's very, very obviously a band whore.
>flirt lightly with her, slip my wedding band off
>I had no intentions, it was just nice having a convo with a woman who wasn't being actively manipulative.
>wife comes over
>hanging all over me
>dramatic kiss
>tells me she can't wait to fuck me at the after party in front of the "obvious threat"
>chick leaves.
>whatever, it's fucking alcohol time.
>I get fucking plastered
>stumble to the van. Barely help load out.
>drive to some rich swanky house, some fag is throwing a party.
>wasn't supposed to be huge.
>headline band invites literally everyone.
>everyone shows up

Cont.

>be 17
>be drunk and high all night a party
>suddenly my friend starts rolling a blunt and wants to go outside
>we end up driving around smoking with a really hot girl that was high off coke
>we made a beer run and just her ran in and stole some stuff
>she was chased out but we managed to drive off in time
>tfw you could of got arrested because of some coked out bitch

>band insists we go, they all want groupie ass.
>wife says it'll be fun, we'll find some place to fuck.
>get to the place
>find alcohol
>get even more plastered
>see wife playing "strip beer pong"
>already topless, being overly forward with beer pong partner
>whatever, I don't even care anymore
>suddenly - bar chick
>awkward small chat, but start talking about bands
>she likes good start hit
>says "I thought that girl was your girlfriend"
>I corrected her and said wife.
>she makes a real cringe face as I flip off that General direction
>asks me if I want to make it better
>I'm too drunk to understand subtlety
>she grabs my cock over my shorts
>got it
>we go find a closet
>make out. Turns into groping. Turns into fucking
>suddenly door opens
>its my wife
>and 90 other people
>they all have their cell phones out, while I've got her pressed against the wall with my dick in her
>dude from party yells
>"DUDE THAT'S MY 16 YEAR OLD SISTER"
>wife just says, "I want a divorce" and takes a couple pics
>like ten dudes throw my drunk ass outside
>fell asleep in their empty pool
>band woke me up. We left.

Jokes on her. She lost her whole case for a ton of my personal equipment when my bro snapped a pic of her topless all over that dude. We just went our separate ways.

>be me
>not invited to party
apply to all of them

Nice fiction faggot. Go to bed.

Woah! The bed of her parents!? Hardcore, dude!

Lol your ex-wife is a bitch. Do you still play in that band?

Lol, I have a fight one
>at house
>tell roomate I want to box
>he agrees (almost twice my weight)
>get my ass kicked
>women watching
At least I didn't get knocked out, lmao. And I also got laid, so whatever.

Nah man, we took a hiatus during the divorce and all kind of just strayed. I'm currently playing bass in a random bar band and making shitty Electronica when I'm bored. Haven't sang in a band since, however.

Kek fellow bassist here

>be home from the military
>go to party, see alot of old friends and familar people from school
>see friend of first crush
>end up talking to her
>havent talked with a native english speaking girl in years
>foreign girls are just easy when youre american, they barely know english anyways so even mild parmesan spaghetti can get you laid
>spaghetting hard internally, but somehow seem to come off smooth enough to keep her around
>expecting rejection at any second now, usually around 3 minutes into convo this happens
>she touches my arm
>shutdown.exe
>reboot in safe mode
>she touches my arm again
>shutdown again, trying to remember what the proper response to this according to my research
>keep talking, stall for time while i try to remember what to do
>she gets bored and leaves

I hate myself so much fuck being alive why why why

Another time I bot a girl alone in a room only to watch 3 episodes of Bleach on the computer. Fml

Nice. What do you playou?
I got a Schecter 5 string and an ibanez 6.

>be me
>be at a party with friends
>everyones getting drunk
>suddenly my friends are gone and im all alone
>idontcare.jpg
>speak to some random people and make new friends
>everythings fine, have a nice chat with a cute girl
>suddenly huge drama because people are drunk and get overly emotional
>someone started a fight, puked or some girl is crying
>its one of my friends
>have to let cute girl i just met behind because friends want leave
>any party ever

The second story was way worse man.

bleach is good anime boi

Some Yamaha i got for like 300 bucks

Then take her fucking number next time. Retard

Fucking KEK

I didnt know the signs, or what to do if I recognize them

Huh good ole murica, am Irishfag but over here most people are uncut, I had mine cut tho due to medical reasons. Foreskin was too small for my dick and was restricting blood flow

>implying this is easy without enough time

You never know until you try. I've gotten number before without any conv with her. Man up fag

>be me
>somewhat autistic, able to get a gf every once in a while
>go to party while I have a gf
>girls throwing themselves at me when I’m literally doing nothing
>go to party without gf
>can’t pay for pussy

reeeeeeeeeee

cut with heroin

iktf

wait a second ive read this before...

some girls will give you her number if you ask them early but wont answer or just answer to be polite. You have to make it hard for them with a "i dont give a shit if you answer me or not attitude" and that needs time

Hahahhaha

Kek

what was this like last week

>in the bed of her parents

holly hell this is great

It's ok (or not). I don't know the signs either

that's not very embarrassing. you were having drunk sex at a party.

unless by slam piggy you mean like... actually obese. there's a huge difference between "slam piggy" and straight up obese.

sounds like a pretty cool dad. put a ring on it and you'll have an awesome father-in-law.

whoops, meant to reply to this guy

I've been invited to a party once.

I had a seizure.
Fell and woke up everybody was staring at me.
It was extremely embarrassing.
But everybody else freaked out & panicked.
Luckily my cousin was there with me.

youtu.be/1-RZZ8uzrsk

>be me, high school me
>invited to halloween party
>actually dress up
>party gets going, drinking, buzzed a bit
>friend of mine found lying in his front lawn
>pretty sure someone drugged one his mixed drinks
>his girlfriend at the time (9/10) and some friends help him upstairs
>i follow
>friend laid down on his bed by others with girlfriend comforting him.
>other people leave i decide to help her out with my drugged knocked out friend
>we sit together
>we talk about random stuff, how the relationship is going etc.
>then she says"You don't have to stay here user, have fun out there"
>"Its cool just wanting my friend to be safe."
>she smiles and stares at me
>I look back and we quickly start making out
>We move over to the left side of the bed, friend still completely knocked out on the right side.
>sex.jpg
>after sex, we just laid there awkwardly with my friend still knocked out.
>she finally gets off bed, and gets dressed.
>I look at her and she looks back at me and we both smile.

We hooked up a couple times while she was still dating my friend. But I moved away and she now has a kid with some dude in the military. My friend is still a friend and doesn't know about it but probably doesn't care anymore since he found out she ended up cheating on him.

>in college
>had no time/money for beer for about three months, huge dry spell
>spend free time on huge Overwatch binges
>suddenly get new job with super chill people my age at a grocery store
>about twelve of them all live in the same house, have parties all the fucking time
>all of them into nerd shit
>OW, Pokemon, MTG, Mario, you name it
>get invited to one
>no stove/oven in my dorm building, take the opportunity to make some bomb ass party snacks at their place
>show up a half-hour early to get snackage ready
>mozzarella cheese sauce with pan-toasted garlic olive oil baguette slices
>everyone wicked impressed
>everyone starts showing up, leave the kitchen to hang out
>someone brought yuppie blueberry beers
>nobody likes them
>except me
>don't taste too hard, have two or three in a couple minutes
>feeling good
>doublefist two more, wash them down with one more for good measure
>totally trashed
>shitshow starts with me doing a McCree impression during pong
>nerdy types laugh, cute girl partner kinda giggles
>wind up alone with partner, smoking out of the bong she brought
>start getting closer to her
>"""lowkey"""scoot chair closer and closer, till I whack my knee on her chair
>"""""casually""""" put my hand on her knee
>start playing Redlight, Greenlight without saying anything
>she's wearing some cute dress, but it has so much frilly shit I can't tell where her underwear is while we make out (read: to ass-blasted to be able to tell what is underwear and what is dress)
>continue hunting for underwear while we start making out
>where are these fuckin panties
>suddenly find something that doesn't feel like her dress
>mfw it's her hair
>mfw my hand is on her face
>entire arm is up her dress
>the latter 2/3 of her body is completely exposed
>manager who invited me walks in
cont.

>At party, drunk af
>Ex wants to talk to me in private
>I ask my buddy if I can use his room to "talk"
>he says it's all good
>we go in the room, she locks the door
>oh lord, we about to fuck
>I lay on bed & she started sucking my dick
>gag, gag, gag
>she stops & swears this doesn't normally happen
>she keeps gagging, than just decides to fuck instead
>she gets on top & starts riding
>feelsgoodman
>unwanted loud banging at the door
>"fuck me!"
>she keeps riding, but the door is still being banged on, forced to stop fucking & unlock door
>it's friend, he's drunk & forgot i was in the room
>mood killed, she leaves
>later on tell my friend I was fucking on his bed
>nut taps me
>fml

>both of us stare at manager
>he looks at us
>and we look at him
>and he looks at us
>AND WE LOOK AT HIM
>partner's ass cheeks, barely covered by a thong, look at the both of us
>manager shuts the door
>partner looks at me
>"Heyyyy, uhhh, I'm gonna go chill on the porch... later"
>FUCK
>so close
>go drink three more blueberry beers
>feel god damn amazing
>eat a third of a baguette, taking turns dipping it in the SOZZ with qt Pokemon geek work bestie
>decide to see if partner is still on the porch
>partner is still on the porch, talking to the manager who caught us
>hang out, chat, all of us pretend it wasn't awkward
>manager goes to take a piss
>partner scratches the spot next to her on the trashy couch she was sitting on
>thirty seconds pass before we're both in each other's pants
>think we're about to screw, ask if she's on birth control
>"user, I'm not gonna have sex on the por-"
>door swings open
>manager, work besty, two other coworkers walk out with drinks and a bong
>only a ratty old porch blanket separates us from being caught
>I've got three fingers in her, her hand is still on my cock
>nobody seems to suspect shit
cont.

>high school basement party
>host girl goes upstairs with nigra offensive linesman
>parents come home
>they are cool, old money, they knew about the party, supplied the booze
>host girl does not mention she had in invited Africans
>hear commotion upstairs
>go up to investigate
>peek around corner just in time to see naked kang jumping out the back door chased by daddy with some sort of blunt object followed by sobbing daughter behind him
>moonwalk out the there real quick

>spend better part of an hour on porch, neither of us daring to move a muscle
>somehow avoid getting the bong sent to either of us
>until bestie looks me square in the fucking face with a shit-eating grin on hers
>"Here user, your turn!"
"Oh, yeah, t-thanks"
>free hand won't be able to reach
>try and yank fingers out of partner
>very clearly scratched something doing so, a little blood on my hand
>just barely keep it out of sight of anyone else, reach for the bong
>partner is fucking ODORIFEROUS
>rat bastard bestie knows exactly what I've been doing, her nose scrunches up
>quickly yank bong back, take a rip
>meanwhile, partner gets her hand out of my pants and pinches me under the blanket for scratching her
>pass bong to partner
>wait until dong expansion dissipates, then head to the kitchen again
>force down a final blueberry beer and ascend to godhood
I can't remember the order in which the following happened, but here's what I can remember:

>run around the house in a paintball mask, carrying the now-broken baguette like a tactical shotgun and screaming "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW, HIT THE DIRT" at random partygoers
>finding my manager's Zelda shield and walking on my knees, shouting Reinhardt quotes in a sub-par impression and ramming into people's knees
>tell bestie she's the best at getting dudes
>bestie is lez
>partner somehow misses the autistic shitshow, still invites me upstairs
>"WH-WHAT, HUH? DO YOU STILL WANNA FUCK R SOMETHIN?"
>tfw she came to work at the store as a manager later that year
>mfw
>eat half a bag of Ruffles, release Niagara falls
>barely get vomit into the bag
>bestie helps me clean up while I hold the bag
>forget that the chips are on the bottom, puke up top
>place bag on counter, falls right over
>gets all over my pants and shirt
>bestie winds up having to change into some volleyball shorts and someone's XXL t-shirt so I can pass out in her skirt and her tiny fitted gym shirt
>wind up working all day in this outfit

worth the wait

I'm from San Bernardino. Where was this rich swanky party?

Not me, but I was there when it happened.

>party
>birthdaygirl's little sis invited some friends too
>at about 4am a female littlefriend and some bdg male friend go upstairs
>they have sex on littlegirl's bed
>she, I repeat, she wants to try anal
>he happily obliges
>fucks her ass
>ohshit.jpg
>she shits all over his cock and the bed
>he runs away from the room, heads downstairs
>goes through the partypeeps
>has his pants unbuttoned and holds his boxers away from his dick with two hands
>"girlname shat all over me"
>he apparently goes to a friend's house to shower(don't know why he didn't do it there)
>after about 10 minutes, littlefriend and littlegirl come downstairs
>littlefriend gets sent way

she drinks pee