Ok, Sup Forums
I wish I was rich
Ok, Sup Forums
I wish I was rich
Youre Rich Piana,therefore cant reply because dead /thread
But it's all in un-laundered un-taxed raw platinum that suddenly appeared in your house. The 20 metric tons of the stuff crashed through your floor and is now on the bottom and you have no way to transport it, although it is hidden.
I wish I had substantial influence over public opinion.
You become Hillary Clinton.
Fuck :(
I wish I owned a house
(I would respond to someone but everyone is covered)
Your neighbors are spics.
I wish i was taller
You are extremely tall and have extremely painful bone-arthritis
You suffer debilitating vertigo almost constantly.
I wish I would digest food and poop normal.
I wish I was turned into a beautiful 20 year old woman right now.
A new car would come with an engine
I wish to be the little girl
Your house is haunted by gay ghosts that rape you constantly
But you're wheelchair bound.
I wish I was able to turn my brain on autopilot while I'm at work so the day would go by instantaneously
You grow to 9 feet over night. You have a horrible degenerative disease that made you this tall. Your knees practically dont exist from constant grinding. You are in permanent constant pain.You will die before you are 30
This disease is genetic and there is a 50% chance that any offspring you have will contract this disease.
I wish i was mentally sane
does anybody else bite down after yawning incase a ghost has there cock in your mouth
No... what?
the movie click already addressed this one
You become the little girl. But you are the only girl in the world so everyday you go out countless men rape you
I wish I was a creative musical genius
Everyone is blind
You are now the little girl but you become this girl
theguardian.com
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>I wish I was able to turn my brain on autopilot while I'm at work so the day would go by instantaneously
You now have that ability but once you use it, it never turns off.
You use it and then you wake up dead
I wish for world peace.
Try corrupting this Sup Forumsitches
I wish me and my girlfriend will finally try anal
I'm going to tell every extremely religious person that believes in ghosts this now
I wish I could get some fucc
I wish, with no physical malformities, complications, or changes of identity, that I was taller
I wish I could have sex with more attractive females
I wish I could be happy
Global extinction. m.youtube.com
they are niggers
You try it, and she loves it but what she loves is you eating cereal out of her anal cavity and not anal sex.
pornhub.com
I wish I didn't have a lot of money
you are happy, but on antidepressants.
W-w-what? I'm gonna start to
Granted but now you don't have a dick.
You get raped by the guy she allows to fuck her ass
I wish I could be pretty
I’m ok with that. I’m not racist.
I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I can get with Leoshi
'Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You are only happy when being fucked by Tyrone and DaQuan
I wish I had a warm creamy Andy Sixx log in my throat
She puts on a 12-inch strap-on
World peace is granted but you get raped by ghosts every time the clock strikes midnight and noon
You're sane but your insanity gets transferred to someone you then have to take care of
I wish that millennials and younger weren't such fags
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You miraculously grow 6 inches taller overnight. Unfortunately,you are hit by a bus while checking your mailbox the following morning.
You are now taller, but everyone on planet earth now prefers short people
The only people who understand your genius are potatoes
Granted.
you gain 1 nanometer in height, it is entirely unnoticeable.
That doesn’t work, unless I have a pussy.
Granted, but now you become a faggot
faggot
I wish for a good education
OK. Now they’re all frat boy level douche bags instead
You're the biggest nigger faggots alive
I wish I was a faggot
That education will never get you a job
But you have anal cancer.
I wish I had the ability to control minds.
You don't but still get robbed daily just in case
(OP)
I think I’ll call this the Sup Forums genie game and start posting it sometimes
granted but you're gay
You finally have that log in your throat but, after all the years of spamming Sup Forums, you are totally and utterly disappointed by the taste, smell and texture. You hate Andy Sixx and his log of shit. You kill yourself from the disappointment.
You're pretty but you can no longer orgasm
I wish for the extinction of all nigger-fags
but there is no bigotry or hatred so nobody cares if I am a fag haha touche huh
Granted, but you’re Stephen Millers gimp sex slave.
asians take over
You receive the best education you can possibly have about being a crack whore
95% of guys cant make me orgasm ayway
Was gonna say English degree but someone beat me to it
You get a 12-inch erection and jizz whenever you see a minor
i wish i was able to learn at a faster rate, being pick up on things quick.
I wish my engine had a car.
You're gay but still don't take care of yourself
granted but the car is one of those walmart kiddie rides
noo whels frend
I wish the holocaust was real
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a RAPING BY TWELVE CELESTIAL GHOSTS
But you now live in Sweden
Can only make people sing
Granted, but you lose the ability to control your own body in the process of becoming a concilium. Especially everything below the waste. No sensation at all
I wish old Sup Forums would return
I am asian. So thanks.
I wish i can run faster than anything alive
You have a feminine penis
Do you just lay there like moss on a log with no indication of what you want them to do?
We're not mind readers.
Also, maybe try cleaning your pussy.
Then they might go down on your scrub cunt.
Now. There is still lots of bigotry
Depends on the dealership
You forget things almost as fast as you learn
granted, but the only meme is banana meme
I wish my car had wheels.
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Granted. But you're still a faggot.
Jews still take over the world
Granted, but you will be a Nigger.
I wish I could get railed by a Trap.
"wish granted"
fuck off
the holocaust happened but it killed off all white people instead of just jews, gays, etc.