PLZ HALP B
Pretty sure cute and admittedly lonely coworker girl is into me. Has made a couple remarks IRL and in text that have made it seem likely.
She said she’d text me later tonight she’s out drinking with her sister.
How do I take it to the next level without crossing a line and coming off too strong?
I’ve desperately hoped she would so then I could take the next leap but she hasn’t crossed the line fully, just toed the line.
Ask her if she wants to go out with you but don't do it like a fucking autist
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*takes notes*
how to not be autist?
Whip out your dick and then say "Oh, sorry."
idk that sounds a little autisticy which is what other user said not to do
No, trust me.
If this is OP, then autism confirmed...
If you like your job and want to keep it, DO NOT fuck your coworkers. Get on Tinder or Bumble or whatever and look for ass there.
Don't do astrix actions for one.
*takes notes*
Ok what else?
I’d give it up for this tbh
Anything else?
Draw a funny face on your penis if uncircumcised.
Fr tho
Try it and apologize to me later.
I’m circumcised
Glue some Googly eyes on your pubis, then.
>I’m circumcised
HAHAHA! what a faggot!
I’m shaven tho
I didn't say pubes. You can't shave off your pubis.
Bring duct tape and a taser. Works like a charm.
do it. ask her out. quit being a queer.