I just came back from a trip to the US and I really liked it. There is however one thing that freaks me out...

I just came back from a trip to the US and I really liked it. There is however one thing that freaks me out. What's up with the restroom negros you have? I don't want him to hand me towels or offer me perfume and it creeps me out that they listens while you shit. Why do you have them?

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If you tip them fidy cent fo de subway, they cup your balls while you stroke one off in a stall.

They are perverts that like to listen to men shit

Is this 2018?

Yeah. Restaurants, clubs and casinos have them in some cities.

Dont go to a shitty city next time you come. You wont find this in any good city.

Have you ever been to a club in NYC?

I've only seen this once or twice and i find it odd too. I assume its supposed to feel luxurious...

toilet niggers are for dick washing and perfume application

Most of them sell drugs

why? Do they make money? People are buying cigarets in toilet?!

They expect you to tip them. They'll expect a dollar for handing you the towel

nyc is heavily blacked who would go there
only some niggerlovers

They shine your shoes real nice

Happens in Chicago for sure

can niggerdrugs give you aids or some shit?

But I won't, what will happen if I don't tip them? Why are they allowed to be here?
And what are the groceries for if nobody buy them?

Same thing as if you don't tip the waitress. Yelling and stuff. Maybe a fight.
They are not employed by the place but are allowed to stay because some think it's classy

>not employed by the place
Really? I always assumed they were since a lot of them seem pretty well set up.

Se got them in clubs in Finland.

They live of the tips. That's why they have so much shit they want to offer you.

I encountered
>this
while leaving the stall

Arctic negros?

Fuck you nigger

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They have those in Scottland too, I didn`t question it when I was there but now in retrospect I just love the fact that this is still in practise.

Are they black there too?

Yes.
They have those in the bars and clubs in Aberdeen.

Strange that this seems to be an occupation only blacks have.

one kept yelling JUCI JUCI the whole time he was there, gtfo my face. this was in leafland

Indeed, that`s what I thought too.

Also then people aren't doing drugs and fighting in the shitters

I have NEVER seen a bathroom nigger in my life.

Go to the restroom of any strip club in the world and there will be a black man handing you towels and expecting a tip for it.

Any places in particular that will most likely have em?

In the Southwest, it would be more common to find someone of Mexican, Central or Southern American origin working for tips in this role. The good ones tell you a joke or two, make a show of handing you a heavy towel, offer you all the physical stuff to help you get laid (cologne, condoms, breath freshner, etc.) and generally try to lift your spirits and thereby leave you with no doubt as to whether or not tipping is appropriate. At best this service is like being able to step back into your own bathroom to grab not just the tyoe, but the exact brand of product that you like without having to leave the club. I've never been a fan this service. I think one has to be intoxicated for any of this bizarre interaction to make any sense.

>go with computer company to vegas
>flamingo hilton casino (or whatever it is now)
>old black guy sitting in bathroom, sucking up all the airs
>go to urinal
>glance over, he's smiling at me
>can't go
>zip up
>go to stall
>he smiles at me the entire way
>can't sit on bare public toilet
>try to hover like women do
>start to piss and fart is coming
>can't stop it, struggle to hover and not fart and keep from pissing all over
>somethings gotta give
>the gas is too powerful
>sounds like a grenade going off then a woman screaming
>brace myself to leave
>decide to see if i can wait him out
>he never leaves
>a good thirty minutes roll by
>peak over stall
>still sitting there
>okay, I gotta go people are waiting on me
>muster up all the courage i can to leave
>walk out of stall
>go to wash hands, but so self-conscious
>just flap them under water for a literal second
>rush away from sink
>he smiles and offers towel
>n-no thanks and wipe hands on pants as i rush by

Why do you need to hover to pee? Can't you stand and pee?

Nightclubs occasionally - some think it's classy and, I guess, some guys like to do something to change their odor after sweating in the dance floor

didn't want him to hear my pee noise

personally i love talking down to a nig after using a bathroom drunk, maybe its just an american thing

Jesus christ.
Pee on the side of the water? Wouldnt hovering make you hit the water

wtf i've lived in america all my life and have never seen one nor heard of this occurrence. where the hell did you go?

Niggers live there, for free. For food, they mostly eat shit.

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in Poland we have sometimes 70yo ladies that sell you ticket to use toilet. of course it's more market place thing, rest of toilets looks like westers europe, but yeah, old lower class grandies are like our version of nigger boy sellers.

They'll have them in most big cities. Clubs, expensive restaurants and casinos. They are everywhere in Las Vegas.

I don't think your point about Vegas is accurate. The general public bathrooms in Vegas don't have these. The bathrooms in the nightclubs tend to

I`ve been to Poland once and what a place let my tell you.
The dock area looked like it was still in the Soviet era and there was houndres of workers working over eachother, it looked like there was no system.
Then when I decided to take a look ashore with our Polish 1.st engineer the police guard at the port stopped him but didn`t even bother stopping me after seeing the front of my norwegian passport :S
When I got into the city itself I felt unformal, everything there was so very nice and "exclusively".
Then I got scammed at the club so that negates that part.

How fucked do you have to be to choose this as your occupation?
I mean, are you a mass murderer that got out of jail through some kind of fluke?