Alright pervs and fags, femanon has a story

Alright pervs and fags, femanon has a story
>be me, 16, just got my car a few months ago, it's a Mitsubishi evo 6(relevant)
>be bisexual
>have a threesome with a guy and his girlfriend in his car, it's a Subaru sti
>guy finds out about evo, he's pissed he fucked an Evo driver, his gf tells him to shut up
2 weeks pass
>sti guys gf dumped him, she and I are friends now, well call her Stacy because she was one
>Stacy and I go to party, I fucked an Asian dude with a giant stdick
>Stacy fucked FOUR Chads
>one Chad is also subie gang af
>subie Chad finds out that I drove her in my evo
>that Chad revs me at a light as he vapes
>i rev back, but I say a cop so I decided a plan
>light turns and he launches, I took a right home
>saw the cop pull out too
(Pic is me)

No one gives a fuck about cars here

What a boring story. No offense but wow that was just not entertaining at all.

you’re hot, if not you then wtfc

Tits and timestamp

Tits or fuck you

You live in Florida, your brother has schizophrenia, you were a huge cunt to him growing up but now you like him because he lets you smoke his weed.

I know you, get the fuck off Sup Forums you underaged slag

Too soon junior

Reported and saged

tits or gtfo

Nigga first of all: underage b&
Second: your $2k lancer isn't an evo. I highly doubt a 16 year old jdm fag can drive manual. Besides sti's are easy to beat. Go beat something with balls, and sell your lancer

Why do you have a screenshot of your own picture?

0/10 larp.

Dude, I got the evo from my uncle who's a jdm nut, personally I prefer the 1st gen NSX

My only sibling is a 5 year old girl, idk you

Thanks

>comparing an Nsx to an evo

Nigga u wot. Honda is shit, every Honda is shit. Mitsubishi is shit, every Mitsubishi. If you want a JDM go get a Toyota celica to start. Save some money and by the time your autistic ass hits 40 you might have a Supra. But JDM is gay. Get an American car. Mopar or no Car. Also post pics of your lancer so I can laugh at how little you know about your ride.

3some in a subbi?
>lies right there...

Op here I've got a bit more, and I've decided if I'm going to entertain you pervs, should I describe the sex, it that right?

Boring roastie

and then everybody clapped
Also, underage b&

>buying FCA
>ever
What a moron.

No slut, post pics of your uncle's riced lancer

I did sell the evo, got a zzw30 actually, and for daily I got a Malibu, work pays well and if I'm lucky I'm looking into 370z convertible for a project as well as my mr2(I want to LS swap it)

No tits
Exit

Tits or naw?

>FCA
Nah nigga my car is straight up dodge. None of this fiat association shit. 2005 neon reporting. Inb4 neon banter. I've beat v8s with this fucker. I've beat evo's, Stangs, civics, Wrx, BMW. Etc etc. I street race every weekend

>LS swapping an mr2

I hate you. I hate you so much. I hope you get kicked in the ribs you faggot

Okay, lemme rephrase that.
>Buying Chrysler
>Ever

>wants to LS swap a jap car
>LS stock makes like 500hp
>demon hemi makes 900hp

Good job chevy faggot. Learn to horsepower

>neon

Wow. What a badass. Did that car come with a glory hole or did you have to drill it yourself.

Cockgobbling Moparetard.

Here you go

Idk

Why do you think its okay to be a slut at your age? Youre going to die young and alone from some flesh eating STD you got in your 20s after you started turning tricks to fuel your cocaine addiction. Go to church you hussy.

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>dislikes Chrysler
>must be a GM fag
The logic of yours is impeccable

shit b8 stfu kys nigger faggot

I'm trying to move passed that, it was highschool and I was immature, after uni I tried to get it together and I'm ok now

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Kek I knew it, that's a regular lancer with a body kit. Not an evo. Good job dipshit
Well no one likes Ford so..
Glory hole is in the trunk and your mom is on the other end

Story was boring and pointless, just made you look like a degenerate. Tits or GTFO OP.

>passed
>uni

University of Phoenix don't count. Clearly not an English major.

Fuck it, why not, but they're not great

We'll be the judge of that.

American cars a shit.

Pls don't post cp

Don't forget the time stamp! Thanks.

They'll make my night.

Everyone on Sup Forums is too poor to own a car, so who knows what the fuck.

Plus why have sex in a car when beds??

This. If you're under 18 that's fine, just don't get us in with CP please

>Modern cars are shit
ftfy

this

That too, not debating that. Still American cars a shit.

enormous fucking faggots.

I sometimes wish the Japs developed their nukes first and dropped it on America

Hey man i used to have a blazer with seats you could fold down and i had many good fucks in many good places in that truck

OP says she's in Uni so they're just being retards.

Thats good to hear. Now take your tits out for us.

Here

I'd take it over anything else tbh. At least in regards to 60s-70s models.

I used to have a subaru xt6 and everytime I tried to have sex in that motherfucker it was too small. But I did have many god sexes on the outside of it.

But still man.......beds, so fucking comfy

timestamp

sage, tits or kill yourself whore

timestamp and face

Evos are junk, you get more bang for buck out of that subieflow.

Dude, I'm still new to this idk what you mean

Hey Danielle

THIS IS SUCH SHIT B8 Sup Forums IS SO RETARDED

Where is the timrstamp

Timestamp automatically required cmon "OP"

Write the date and time on your hand or piece of paper and show it along with the tits. Not hard newfag.

What it thattttt

My bad, in the greendtext it said be 16 and and a few months ago, makes her sound underage.

But why?

you guys are retarded "OP" is a fucking professional horse jockey named Caitlyn Fischer go fuck yourself op you stupid fucking faggot

Posterity and verification.

Get off of Sup Forums you normie cunt. No one gives a fuck about your stupid story or your car.

"look at me I fucked a bunch of guys and I am a girl but I can still name cars. aren't I the perfect woman?"

Jeez the cringe I got from reading this was horrible.

Look at all these faggots falling for such low quality bait

thanks user

I got the car a few months before that

fucking sick larp tho you fucking faggots OP i hope you get cancer and then also hit by a bus

np bud

Feet. Show feet.

And we all learned something new that day. Something new was learned

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all these people and no one reverse image searched but one fucking guy lmao

No

Look damn fine to me OP. Your self esteem needs a boost.

>"Rip" Caitlyn Fischer

Kek

SOMEONE ALREADY PROVED THIS WAS FUCKING B8 STFU

Thanks, but I just don't like a dark brown nipple on my normally pasty skin

i didnt even see that that just makes it even better lmao

STOP FUCKING LARPING YOU STUPID FUCKING CHODE

Fgt op

I'm just gonna stop responding now

Nice. Now post vagoo and anoos

Dubs confirm you're a loser w/o a car

kek

No

...

But yes

I bet you don't have the balls to show nudes