Manuel Noyer married his beard - Is he taking the whole I am not gay charade a step too far?

At what point is it just too far? I mean the girl gets paid and everything, but from what I heard he even had her parents there. Must be hard for her to distinguish between what's real and what isn't. Poor girl getting humiliated like that. Not cool. Shame on you, Mr. Noyer!

>le everyone is gay meme xDDDDD

What psychological concept explains Sup Forums's obessesion with regarding everyone as homosexual?

We secretly want them to bang us.

everyone is gay and rapes women

FACT

It actually really is true for Lahm.

He's gay so he's a perfect fit in Germany where the culture is to be too scared to speak out and half the women look like men.

>Manuel Noyer

Everyone knows all Germans are repressed gays

That's a cute fucking beard

This, can confirm

he married Lahm???

>falling for the vaginal jew
lmao

I guess it all comes down to the fact that as a professional athlete, fierce competition means that you really don't have the time to deal with women and their shit. Therefore sucking cock is a reasonable alternative. What do you think how Noyer got so good?

>Austrians
s m h

i once heard woman candidly say that athletes are ideal targets because they're rich and have been coddled up to adulthood. they are easily outsmarted by gold digging whores.

>I guess it all comes down to the fact that as a professional athlete, fierce competition means that you really don't have the time to deal with women and their shit.

That doesn't make much sense. Pro athletes probably don't have time for a real relationship (especially since they can't tell which girls are golddiggers and which aren't), but why would that make them have sex with men? Wouldn't they just hire escorts or have one night stands with random women?

Getting married is great for tax reasons.

Most also didn't finish school and are rather stupid. Women sure know who to target.

Thanks, Tracy

we were the only ones back in the day went against fags whereas you sacrificed thousands of your own men to give gays a platform and to make homosexuality mainstream

Jealousy. The more successful you are the more "gay rumours" you have to deal with.

extremely good post
neuer looks downright retarded too