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Ducks elimination day edition.

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Best NHL decade

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SENS LOST SEVEN TO FUCKING ZERO EDITION

tbqh counting every game where the Preds don't get btfo without Joey to be a blessing

xth for best timeline

only canadians are allowed in this thread

>chongcouver
>canadian

Anybody have odds on each team winning the Stanley Cup?

Are the cucks spooked?

Pens have the best NHL team since the 70s Canadiens

And there are people here who still don't think the Pens will win?

How would that be possible when the 2002 Red Wings were the best team ever assembled?

You have been visited by the yellow duo of Finnish Goaltending.

Memes and Stanley Cup Playoff wins will come to you, but only if you post ">finnish goaltending" in this thread.

>finnish goaltending

man, i really fucked up my left achilles

like it's not even cut or lacerated, but i'm hobbling and basically can't walk for an entire week now

how did karlsson recover from his achilles cut in a month?

Why are canadian players such traitors to their own country?

Why don't the best players play for canadian teams?

Nylander might have worried that he wouldn't make team canada olympics
Also I think he spent most of his life in the States

The teams don't let them. It's a fucking disgrace, when NHL teams are owned by large "sports chains".

E.g this fucker, owns Kroenke Sports & Entertainment, which owns:

>Arsenal (Soccer)
>Colorado Avalance
>Denver Nuggets (NBA)
>LA rams (NFL)
etc

>ebin binnish goaltending :DDDDDD

ducks are the good guys

this was shopped from pic related

"No."

>binnish boaldeding :DD

Ducks will win tonight then lose game 7 at home as is tradition.

I'm talking about club level.

Why do players like Sydney Crosby, Ryan Getzlaf Jonathan Toews help american teams to win Stanley Cup instead of canadian teams?

They should be playing for Montreal, Toronto or Oilers

actual sunbelt, mexican expansion, when?

Why would anyone want to live in Canada? Stupid fans/media and shitty taxes.

I know, I spent 9001 hours in paint doing it

Ducks never win game 6 though

definitely looks like it

Why is there no such thing as home advantage in NHL?

Very often when I watch the games, the away team wins.

They never win a game 7 either but they always lose the series at home

Every ice from the ice looks the goddam same. Once you get into a game its the same no matter where you are.

Only sport where home advantage really matters is in baseball

it is very slight and basically only because of last change

Not exactly the same tbf. Different arenas have slightly different ice and the bounces of the boards are also slightly different in some arenas.

Add to that travel and how well and comfortable you are in the dressing room, how well you sleep in hotel rooms vs. your own bed etc.

arenas too quiet

home teams fans don`t show up

no one is shook

karlsson said he would rather lose 7-0 than lose in overtime

>bindish netmindig :D

>he hasn't been to a preds home game
Crowd participation is a big factor. Most arenas quiet down during slow parts or errors when they should really be cheering. It's not hard to silence am NHL crowd.

>another shitty conference final game
>these shitty playoffs
>lowest ratings in years

How will white flight affect the NHL teams? How long will teams from areas that will have no white people in 10-20 years survive? Like Kings, Ducks, Sharks, Panthers etc

ticket price are too high, ordinary people have no access to the games, which is a problem. Upper-class people from rich suburbs don't participate, they won't sing and make any noise.

This

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USA is 63% right now, right? I can see teams getting more diverse starting 2030.

I do notice this. The shittiest fans are always the ones with the best seats. I always scope out unoccupied seats near the glass and sneak down 2nd period so I notice these things.

reminder that world championships that are won in a shootout don't count

Whenever I get lower seats the crowd always sucks. The real meat and potatoes fans are in the nose bleeds. And the view isn't bad because you can see the whole ice and the tactics.

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The result of tonight's game is determined by the number of (You)s I receive. An even number of (You)s? Ducks win. An odd number of (You)s? Predators win.

You decide to give me zero (You)s? Bettman cancels the Stan Lee and you all have to go home.

i'd be disappointed too if the ref was like "okay this whole 'hockey' thing has gone too long, time to wrap things up with a meme"

Are Pens guaranteed to win the cup if they beat the Sens?

Preds are playing with half a roster.

>but if we won we wouldn't be talking about it - we'd just be excited

cocksucker

reminder that it only went past regulation because of refpuck anyway

Ottawa game 6 isn't sold out

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oh that reminds me, last night i had a dream where i was looking at a top-down view of the Anaheim Ducks arena, like i was buying tickets or something, and instead of a generic bowl, the seating arrangements were shaped like a cross between a duck and a phoenix.

is my brain okay?

aw i was hoping for zero

*Blocks your pâte

Offer them a Bonaqua Sport for safe passage.

>finnish goaltending
With Fins you Win

>Still reveling in Canada's loss to Sweden
Who else comfy today in /hoc/?

Why would he block my meat paste? How am I supposed to make my banh mi?

pretty comfy. Just started a new job, good to be working again after 2 weeks off. The weather was ass last week and now its great just as I start.
No qts there though so disappointing in that regard.

On one hand Im always glad to know Canada lost. Because Canadians are obnoxious faggots.

On the other hand, Im sad to see the Eurocheats get their desired rigged outcomes in Euromeme hockey.

all in all, I don't really care.

I don't even give a shit about the gold, i'm just glad Canada's diving rat hockey wasn't rewarded for once.

>I'm glad
>I'm sad
>I don't care

Always good to be working. Sucks about the lack of qts.
It would have been magical if Lundqvist got hurt on the tackle.

Is this the biggest meme Finland has ever pulled off on the world?

youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

STINKY

spoiler: I dont really think about the outcome and it hasn't impacted my day at all.

However If I take a moment to think, those are my opinions.

thought it was kapanen for a second

pig nose boy

No, because that's just a shitty, knockoff GWAR. Although that shouldn't be too surprising, because Finns can't do anything with memes except steal them from superior countries.

youtube.com/watch?v=7-fWdO87Ols

SMELLY

>Finns copy Canadians again
this looks like a cheap imitation Gwar

What happened to Antero Niittymäki?

I thought he was going to be the GOAT after the olympics 2006

>I don't really care
>but when I think about it, I do kind off care
Okay

I used to think "Someday, I'll visit Finland to say I've been." but after seeing this video. No. I'd rather not.

>"You want me to what?"

You two should have sex

Groin and hip injuries

But he was glorious in Torino

Fuck Finland, bunch of good for nothing NIGGERS

>canada lost
we won the silver medal, what was your medal made out of? wood?

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geaux dhukz

>winning the silver medal
You can't win the Silver. You lose the Gold and you're given the Silver.

>Who else comfy today in /hoc/?

Watching Twin Peaks so not very comfy
I think starting with season 3 might have been a bad idea

you know i was just on Sup Forums and they were saying not to do that

but they also think ben affleck is a good batman so maybe they're not worth listening to

I really should have played hockey.

i hate my job and hockey is boring i lost the will to live

shoot me

Damn, Kasperi is really looking like a girl in that pic tbf

Don't know what the fuck Gwar is but Lordi was formed by Kiss Fan Club.

>having no idea what's going on in a TV series is a bad idea
How did you come to that brilliant conclusion Sven?

well there's gonna be no batman movies now that snyder's daughter has killed herself

what do you do

>Don't know what the fuck Gwar is
what the fuck

you'd better be like 25 years old or less because otherwise you missed out big time

More of this tasty hoe bag?

literally kill yourself. whatever, you mongol cucks at lordi literally ripped off gwar's schtick.

you are disgusting

GWAR is pretty boring 2bh. Far Beyond Metal is great though

t.different finn

You should have. Nate Schmidt probably slayed pussy in highschool and college and he is one goofy looking dude. Teams didn't even draft him he is so ugly.