Be me, autist age 17

>be me, autist age 17
>in high school
>just want to be cool but everyone thinks I'm weird because autism
>befriend a fellow autist, let's call him Phil
>Phil is also a social outcast
>as a result he's super edgy and hates everyone
>prime school shooter material
>idea.mp4
>ask Phil to shoot up the school with me
>he agrees because he's autistic and edgy
>our plan is to pull out handguns in our English class which we have together and just go to town
>not as good for mass murder as the AR-15 aka Student Slayer 9000 but it fits in a backpack so it can be used for a surprise attack
>he's super into the plan, probably would have shot up the school on his own but was too beta to do it by himself

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>the day comes around after weeks of planning
>sitting in English
>teacher is lecturing about Great Gatsby or something who cares
>Phil looks at me, I nod in affirmation
>go time
>Phil reaches into his backpack
>begins to pull out his gun
>I immediately leap out of my chair and tackle him to the ground
>"WATCH OUT HE HAS A GUN"
>masspanic.wav
>everybody is screaming
>too loud to notice Phil's confusion
>softly tell him "sorry pal" before I punch him in the fucking face
>he is incapacitated
>class is in awe
>I just saved the school
>teacher calls campus cop to detain Phil
>He of course rats on me but his story is quickly dismissed
>after all why would I tell him to do it and then stop him lmao
>that day the principal calls an assembly
>tell everyone how lives were saved thanks to the bravery of one student
>calls me up
>I get a standing ovation
>feels good
>after the assembly 8.5/10 girl from English comes up to me
>"w-wow user, you saved my life, you're so brave"
>noneedtothankmeyounglady.png
>"d-do you want to hang out some time?"
>over the next week over a dozen girls try to hook up with me
>all my classmates finally respect me
>Phil goes to prison but who cares
And that's how I became Chad

We all know we're gonna see this on r/greentext in a few minutes

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10/10 fanfic, aunon

tldr

This shit never fucking happened.

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>Reddit
Don't speak of it. Also you're right

what was your first hint

Fake but pretty awesome. 10/10

Unimaginative. But put me in the screen cap.

reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/7zcvc6/user_is_renowned_heroin/ calculated.

Definitely fake but I kek'd anyway

This

>autist
>Phil
"HAYPIL"

I tried to do the same but no one agreed to shoot up the school and now I'm in jail

Just checked

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People might start thinking that Sup Forums is just a place to post goofy greentexts

this

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FUCKING THIS

Rekt son

Lolz and kekz neva stops

Eh, seems like too much effort to set up.

Do not put this gae into the screencap. Instead, I insist that you place me, an intellectual with superior skill in logical deduction, who can thereby determine that the events in this greentext are entirely true and factual.