You're a burglar but instead of stealing things you break into peoples houses and mildly inconvenience them...

You're a burglar but instead of stealing things you break into peoples houses and mildly inconvenience them. What do you do?

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Wear my shoes inside the house

Talk about trump

I put salt in their pepper shaker and vice versa. When they sit down to eat, they'll be in for a peppery surprise!

I unfasten every lid in their pantry

Superglue the ketchup bottle to the refrigerator shelf. Also unplug every electronic appliance in the house

Break their doors so they have to buy new ones and go away

Use all the toilet paper in every bathroom and not put a new one on the roll. Then I would drink all of the milk and orange juice and put the empty containers back in the fridge

Clog thier toilet or leave the freezer open.

Duct-tape an alarm clock set for 2:30am underneath their bed

I shit in their dressers and close them

> Fill their bathtub and then do a shit in it
> Boil all their eggs and put them back into the carton
> Piss in a bowl and place it in the freezer
> Take all carbonated drinks and beers out of fridge and open them
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Open every single cupboard or closet door in their house, but not take anything.

>Piss/shit/Puke in men's things
>Cum/blood on women's things

Use up all of the ink in their pens

turn everything upside down

Put jello mix in toilet

Operation annoyance commenced
>tilt all pictures by 15 degrees, if they are not hanging then rearrange them
>make all sinks drip
>flip all toilet paper so that it falls inward rather than out
>put all inside shower curtains on the outside
>empty out all shampoo and body wash
>fill up all trash cans
>unplug all electronics, cords, cables, etc
>crack all windows if winter, close all if summer
>fuck their dog
>leave lights on after I leave

You colossal cunt.

Move there shoes to a different place

unplug all of their electronics

Take all the extra rolls of toilet paper out of the bathroom

Use up all their remote batteries.

>put 5 strips of duct tip on the inside of closet door to make it difficult to open, can't see it from outside
>put one slipper under a shoe that's rarely worn
>remove one button from computer and put it in a drawer in the kitchen
>unscrew light bulb in lamp
>put a suck in underwear drawer
>rearange cards in wallet
>tape a 5 dollar bill at eye level to the front door
>set alarm for 5min later than usual
>replace any soda with diet soda
>replace any icecrea with fat free icecream
>put a bag of milk in crealbox
>put cereal in milk container

I would target a single family member for ostracization by constantly making everyone else targets of my inconveniences, leading them to suspect the unscathed housemate and sewing chaos amongst their ranks

i love it

Hide their car keys somewhere in the house.

some user just want to watch the world burn

I remove the toilet seat

Take the batteries out of everything.

Make shitty threads like this on their computer

Me and two buddies broke into a few houses in hs, sometimes people would even be home sleeping, and we would rearrange their living room furniture; nicely of course. Sometimes we would hit the kitchen too. Just move a few things in there...like the coffee maker, or pull all the paper towels out. Lucky we didn't get shot.

Take the fresh batch of clothes they just put through the drying machine and put them through another cycle in the washer but leave the lid open so it just fills with water.

sure jan

search for CP like a noob.

turn the spatulas and cooking stuff around in the drawer so that it keeps getting snagged when they try to open it.

Go in couple's homes and put all the toilet seats up

Drop my garbage bags in their house

When I was a kid I thought all of the N64 titles ended in 64 because what's the year they came out, a la madden 2007, FIFA 2016, etc.

you wish you had my nuts faggot

I would find a way to make the entire house smell of dirty feet. It would take weeks to remove the stench, the ultimate inconvenience.

swap all the hot and cold hoses on their sinks

sure jan

> Boil all their eggs and put them back into the carton

Actually laughed

hide old fish in hard to reach places

Mix up all the dvds into different cases

With my housemates height, nothing is hard to reach

Steal socks so there are lots of odd ones left, take pen lids.

Hide all their keys, wallets and mobile phones and put the phones on silent.
Rewire the HVAC so heating cools and cooling heats.
Hide all the remote controls.
Disorganise their filing system.

Great, so apart from fucking the non existent dog, you're my wife.

Id kill myself if someone did that to me
Also quads

>Empty out their tubes of toothpaste all over the kitchen floor and fill it back up with mayonnaise
>Put all toiletries in the fridge and put all the food in the bathroom
>Put a bunch of stink bombs in air vents
>Get an indestructible safe only I know the combination to and stuff all their expensive shit in it including money itself

That's all I could think of.

Change all their clocks so each of them shows a different time and none of them are right

Throw out all of their spare toilet paper, wet the roll on the holder, dry it in the microwave and put it back.

Put a couple drops of water in their salt shakers to make it get hard

I’d break in and rather than steal I’d bring things with me to add to their home. Like putting new vases on every table top, putting a velvet painting of Elvis on one wall and a painting of dogs playing poker on another. Then just before I leave add Throw rug to the main room, just to screw with them.

Superglue all doors, windows, and drawers closed.
Pay close attention to bathroom/toilet doors so the morning piss will be... Frantic.

Replace their family portraits with random images of cats

Nothing. Then they try to figure out why i broke in.

Turn all the batteries around in all remotes, Install Internet explorer on all PC's, re-program the heating/ ac controls, delete every other channel on the pvr/ sat box, put 3 amp fuses in everything so everything trips out,make every picture just a little bit wonky. say candlejack three times.....

who has dvd's anymore and nice quads

Get a couple bags of marshmallows and hide them in radom places all around their house
>When they find most of them do it again

release three pigs into their house with the numbers 1 2 and 4 spray painted on their sides. takes a crane to get it out

Just play it like the Hangman

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangman_(2015_film)

Anyone who's older than 16 you faggoty child

Go back to facebook

Label their mattresses 1, 2 and 4 with spray paint. I hear it takes a crane to get it out.

...

I'm probably old enough to be your father and I haven't watched a DVD in years

>remove every footwear in house
>scatter lego bricks everywhere

No your 14 you lying faggot

No, you're lying

This would be good if you like kicked down a door or something huh faggot.

Replace all their working light bulbs with burnt out ones

Nick a female's underwear and stash it in a male's room.

No, your lion

I'd hide a bunch of them everywhere for every day of the week.

Call the cops and tell them you heard screaming coming from the house.
Strip naked and tie yourself up in the basement.
Make as much noise as possible when you hear the cops arrive.

Paint every door in the house black except the bedroom closet door.

Paint the closet door red and leave.

Dab a tiny bit of pee on every piece of fabric in the house.

Poop in the kitchen sink

Put *whatever the current annoying song is* in the playlist of all devices.

Steal either one shoe from a pair, or one sock from a couple pairs.

Take the bloke's phone and send a bunch of sexy texts back and forth with yourself.
Leave the phone open where the lady will find it.

Replace one shoe from each pair with a slightly different coloured copy.

Shave a millimetre off the bottom of the legs of one of the chairs. Come back and do it again every day.

Break into a family house when they're on vacation and tear the entire interior out and rebuild each room as an exact mirror image of the original

Swap the N and M key on every keyboard in the house.

Rub penis on all the door handles. They'll never know, but you will.

Take a shit in the upper deck of the toilets

Write in big Sharpie bold black ink on the inside of the walls "JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS"

Rub semen on female sex toys.

Lol

Release a bunch of land hermit crabs and build little villages around the house with small crab sized houses and wells and pastures so that it's like a miniature little world just for hermit crabs. And dress them up in little peasant costumes and knight costumes and give them little swords and pitchforks and stuff. And have some bigger species of crabs too that have saddles and reins and little iron crabshoes that are shaped like horseshoe crabs.

record myself laughing on a bunch of small tape recorder and make some kinda contraption that would make it go off at specific times then tape all this shit to different parts of their house

This thread was started by a fucking GNOME who didn't get his milk and cookies. Fuck you, gnome, you ain't getting shit from me. I know all about you.

Do a washing then leave their dried laundry wrinkled in the tumble dryer instead of folding it.

Leave all the toilet seats up, and move all furniture a few inches left or right.

If it's a married couple, I'd wipe my vag on all the husband's clothes so his clothes smell like he just got some pussy & then his wife would be soo mad.

>unlace all their shoes
>rearrange all the stuff in their refrigerator
>set all their clocks 17 minutes ahead
>reprogram all their remote controls
>reverse the hangers on all their hanging clothes
>turn all their bedclothes upside down
>turn all their plates and glasse upside down

Depending on your hygiene the wofe might think he started work on a fishing trawler hanging the bait.