Be me

>be me
>be transapient
>orders of magnitude more intelligent than baseline human
>think 10,000 times faster than humans due to photonic processor substrate
>atomic-scale memory storage and computation systems enable 10,000 times more complicated mind and thoughts than humans
>use modes of logic humans cannot comprehend
>subconsciously unify scientific theories from totally different fields of science
>invent entirely new utterly unexplainable fields of science
>can split mind into 10,000 human minds
>can manage millions of subhuman tasks at once
>predict economic, political, social and technological events years in advance
>build technologies again utterly incomprehensible to regular humans
>use nanotech to build stuff within seconds
>body uses ultrahard diamondoid materials and carbon, nitrogen, argon and boron muscles at the utter pinnacle of chemical bonding strength
>have strength to lift oil tanker over head and run at 700 m/s
>antimatter, laser and hypersonic magnetically accelerated kinetic weapons in right arm
>have full EM, gravitation interferometric, environmental sensor array in left arm
>have kickass spaceship
>make living selling transapient technology to lesser beings (((hehehe)))
>no girlfriend

>LOGic
>technoLOGical
>technoLOGies
>technoLOGy

You anthropomorphised AI
AI will rise exponentially, this is the trick to remember
>Once AI is as smart as the smartest man, it may take only a few days for it to become as smart as the whole of humanity
t. elon

Post didn't go very well for a supreme being...

actually i was originally a human, i used AI tech to ascend
i wouldn't recommend ascending unless you are prepared to be forever alone

Did you really think human intelligence wouldn't also increase with the AI's technology?

i feel really bad for how funny i find the log meme to be

>A
>I
Pick one.

One.

well played

That was the wrong one.

One #1
One #2

No, it's the bottom one, stupid.

Ah, here it is.

1

Hello fellow schizophrenic, how do you do today?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Yeah, the voices in my head don't like ME either user. It helps if you just ignore them.

wow ..
and you have no understanding of why people avoid you or why girls laugh and are repelled by you...

I actually feel pity and sadness that you are suffering like this....I am not even kidding here...

THE CRYPTO VOICES ARE REAL THOUGH

Do you really think it is? Have you had a fucking conversation with the "smart phone generation"? It's like talking to a 3yr old trapped in a college student's body. Current technology isn't making people smarter. It's simply making information more readily accessible. Negating the desire to actually learn anything.

...

I have, many of them are intelligent and interesting people.

Of course I work in high-tech so the average intelligence of my co-workers is much higher than the general population.

word..
it is also crippling any kind of abstract thinking ...and any ability to use critical thinking ....
few people have any kind of imagination because everything is done for them in an effort to give them instant gratification for doing nothing ...

I know why people avoid me, being incomprehensible and all, but why do you think i am suffering?

*barking*

Oh, sorry, i have to go. My dancing mushroom pet is hungry again.

Why do you use excessive '...'s?

This is why I take my kid hunting and fishing. And when I do, his phone stays IN THE CAR. I'm actually very proud of him, he shot, killed, and field dressed his first deer this year.

you think you are being funny ..and playing the into the fool's charade,

but dude , you really are an outcast..and being lonely in the way that you are ...is an emotional and mental torture, because of your apparent social invisibility

>his phone stays IN THE CAR

this is fucking retarded parenting. What if he gets lost?

Why do you think he's on Sup Forums?

Asshole. His blind is 75 feet away from mine.

when speaking the curser will add a period every second for 10 seconds then stops. or at the end of each thought. I am still training the speech recognition program.

>implying i have emotions
>implying my mental health isn't already destroyed
>implying i'm lonely even though i clearly have a computer
>implying i enjoy socialization

Fuck you.

*with humans

again you think you are being witty with your retort, but you have so eloquently proven my assertions'
your anger is almost palatable as is your frustration with your predicament, seeing the way out yet having no idea how to implement it..

>not going out and killing prey with crossbows and finding your way back to civilization using survival skills

fucking pleb

>your anger is almost palatable
>palatable

You can taste his anger?

uhuh

this is where abstract understanding would come into play .

Nope. We hunt on a farmer's property. He has 37 acres of woods on the back of his fields. We set up our blinds on the back side of a gully, and wait. This year my son took out a 4pointer from 60 or so yards with a clean heart and lung just behind its front leg. I'd call that pretty impressive for a 15yr old.

I'm sure you meant 'Palpable' meaning you could FEEL it through his implications, and responses. This isn't even being a grammar nazi, it's just you being a dumb shit.

you can taste anger , fear , and other emotions , he is using a form of literary prose to describe a situation and give it a physical sensation .

You are talking out of your ass and assuming i am suffering when i am honestly not. I do not need social interaction. I do not want social interaction. I do not need or want some extroverted psuedo-empathetic cuck to tell me i am suffering when i am not, using big fancy words to make himself seem smart. I only need computer games, porn and food and water and air and shelter, because i am an antisocial introvert, and you are a social extrovert empath, and people like you are the reasons i want to be lonely.

but for the sake of internet argument fun, feel free to keep blowing pic related out your ass.

again proving to all who are watching this thread .. that the statements I have made are correct.

Explain how.

You can not taste someone else's emotions. That's like saying you can see taste someone's thoughts. You can empathize with someone, meaning you can sort of feel their emotional state. And that means their emotions are palpable, not palatable.

keep telling yourself these lies maybe you will begin to believe them user.

They are not lies, so i already believe them.

>You can not taste someone else's emotions
>living in 2018 and not being able to TASTE emotion
You silly fool, you must transcend

wait, what. are you actually convinced you are AI?

Oh no, that was just a meme. The thing that triggered me was when you tried to tell me i was sad and lonely, when i'm not.

mainly your anger and the way you lash out , only you at this moment know whether or not you are pissed off , and lonely and angry that you are a social outcast . that dark gut wrenching desire for people to notice you..and want you around , but you escape into your fantasy world of pretend . because you have no idea how let that happen or what to do so it will happen...that anger you feel that you are exposed in one of the few places where you thought you could come and no one would call you out for being pathetic and weird even by their standards...

you are just a nobody ..who desires to be a noticed so make up weird shit then spew it here, because you have learned the painful truth that to do so outside of this chat board come with horribly painful ridicule and being shunned like a pariah

I'm not the same user you were arguing with, I just joined. look at the post above mine The one with the smug looking guy, that was me. I just wanted to know if you were serious or not lol

>>have strength to lift oil tanker over head and run at 700 m/s

Bitch that's two times faster than the speed of sound. Are you sure?

Yes, but i clarify that i cannot do those things at the same time. With the oil tanker over my head it's more like 20 m/s

Oh no, i'm just angry because you assume i actually want to socialize or that i (consciously) care about what other people think of me. I DO want to be noticed, though, because that makes me feel like i exist. Thanks for doing that. Just don't try to connect with me or feel sorry for me. I hate that.

WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT EMOTIONS AND SOCIALIZATIONS

THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF CRYPTO HAS BEEN FUCKING LOST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>antimatter, laser and hypersonic magnetically accelerated kinetic weapons in right arm
Ok, that is just plain impossible (lasers now)
Laser waepons are essentially pointless as you have to either change the focal point continuously, or pump the flashlight with such a high voltage, you'd need capacitors the size of texas. Not to mention the fact that lasers are only in a specific frequency band and are very inefficient at damaging flesh.

>waepons
kek, i meant weapons

*weepons

Beep boop, can't compute

By the way, why do you assume i'm an outcast because of faults of my own? Is it really so hard to imagine i'm an outcast simply because i choose to be and that i want to blow my brains out when i connect to other people directly?

P.S

>fantasy world of pretend

i prefer the term "subjective bubble"