G'morning user

g'morning user
i hope that you have slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

I lead a reasonable comfortable life and feel like I am general productive in it. Killing myself would be a waste.

I have a house, a job, and two gfs - neither live-in. Far too enjoyable to end it.

that's great.
also a great thing.

because i will not go to valhalla if i kill my self

Because i just got $9k income tax and my wife is open to another threesome

God damn. What 3 kids and eic?

10-4

praise Odin
that's awesome man
kek

Cuz my parents would be sad. And i dont want to abandon my cat

Drugs are good.

I'm too lazy to go outside to buy rope. And besides the stores are closed right now. I'd have to break in to the store and probably get arrested... then they'd take away the rope and I'm back to square one.

Because I go to work at 3, to pay for the rifle/SMG I want.

Because I enjoy my job and life, despite being so unhealthy

Ah,I also have 3 cats and a side bitch.
That's besides the point, SMG bro.

good reasons
what drugs
stay alive
cool
hope ur health gets better.
cool

I hope my health improves also, i'm not sick at all but I feel awful and tired

it'll get better user.
thoughts and prayers to you

Thank you, i'll do it for you

why not sth, that actually helps, like money and work?

'cause i gotta be at work around 6 tonight.

and i love you for it.
sth too.
have a great work day.

How Come, I repeat, HOW COME, this Kill Tourlself thread has always the hottest porn of all four channel?
You are really a good curator OP

Wish you would

Because my helium tank hasn't arrived yet.

thanks. have a great day user
thanks for thinking of me.
cancel the order.

because god loves you

and u too.

Why should I?

Yeah, that fixes everything.

u should not.
yup.