In this thread we invoke Kek

In this thread we invoke Kek

Dubs - 50/50 chance of happening
Trips - Will happen
Quads - Will happen in a much greater magnitude

Terrorist attack at the UEFA finals in France

The next president is a big guy

For you

OP goes back to redit

Antarctica invades Australia and WINS!

Trump wins

You faggots suck at this

Russia goes to war against Turkey and wins

Russia gets another plane shot down by Turkey.

Doesn't do jack fucking shit about it.

This thread gets deleted :^)

That one's gonna happen anyways. I don't need trips or quads.

US/ISIS war begins 2017

No it's not, my statement remains true

check em

Russia senses a weakness in NATO's defenses and invades Europe, starting with Romania

Drone strikes on the black Rubix cube at Mecca

Brexit happens, Trump becomes POTUS, Saudi Arabia goes bankrupt, Israel accidentally nukes itself

If this post ends in dubs, then OP is a faggot.

I will succeed.

Trump wins and builds the greatest wall of all time

Putin gets poisoned by CIA, we install another Saddahm Hussein.

ww3 soon

ill lose my virginity

I will win 1 million dollars

Extraterrestrial beings make contact with Earth this year.

So you're telling me there's s chance!

Inshallah trump 2016

OP is a faggot and will die because of his faggotry.

It will rain niggers and mudslimes

I will shit myself.

At 11:08 EST time July 6th 2016, a bomb goes off at Yale Library with no fatalities - destroying it outright. ISIS then claims responsibility and the USA goes to war with Syria by the order of Trump, this time for conquest purposes. Trump and Putin retake Constantinople and turn the middle east into Christians, banning Islam outright. The final crusade happens with Europe removing their third world problem. The fire rises.

All the Jews get gassed

m00t joins ISIS

Brexit fails, Hillary becomes POTUS and Europe becomes an officially Islamic continent.

Everyone in this thread is gonna make it.

Transgender bathrooms required in every house

The West gets ethnically cleansed of nonwhites and America becomes great again

Donald Trump wins Presidency and Sanders dead in his first term.

Oh shit, they literally had sirens in a different thread..

Holy shit

Rerolling - I become Emperor of New Europa

Trumpcoins to hit $1 each

I get a girlfriend

Black scientists create genetically engineered zika virus aimed to kill all Hispanics. They fuck it up and it kills all Whites and Blacks.

Rerollan

Germany gets a happening in August.

I die, along with 100+ others

Damn forever condemned

United States mandates same sex marriages

The Jews stop jewing, once and for all.

trump brings peace and prosperity

world's on fire with disco inferno soundtrack

Now that is just ridiculous.

Next thing you know women will start using arguments.

Minimum wage goes up to $18.50 an hour

WW3 in 2 days

Alea jacta est

WW2 continues when Japan nukes Pearl Harbor

false flag ww3

Alien invasion on monday, gime meme magic

rerol

plop

He denied your quads.

agaain

Russia and Turkey go to war, and spark off WW3. But countries have secretly been developing anti-missile technology, so nukes are just localized to war zones.

Merkel chokes on a mudslime dick and dies

>He thinks Kek takes rerolling into account

Pan-European war within 10 years

dam almost quad, kek is uncertain

Hillary wins, appoints shit libs to supreme court, immediately revokes 1st and 2nd amendments, imports the entire populations of the Middle East, Africa and Central America and America becomes more prosperous than ever before under socialism.

Trips are a formality, you know this is going to happen anyway so you might as well get used to it, conservashits.

Trump will win
Brexit will happen

Trump gets drugged and raped by Bill Cosby

Yugoslavia will happen

British Empire V2

Zombie apocalypse

Shiet

Will I get high marks on my HSC?

Trump gets eaten by Chinese escalator two days after he wins

Trump loses by the percentage of the country that isn't straight white men. Seems obvious.

Trump becomes POTUS, but is assassinated within the first year of his presidency.

European Union collapses after Brexit. Merkel is beheaded on live television as an angry mob of Muslim men storm her offices and her body gaurds and police officers stand down. From then on out riots go off chain reaction style across Europe and battles between Muslims and Europeans commence.

WWIII starts on my next day off so I can be ready

Trump gets thrown in jail for tax evasion

ROME GETS BLASTED BY ISIS

Swedens official religion becomes Islam by 2030

I will get a gf in my lifetime

The police are ordered to aid Mestizo rioters at Trump events and mow down Trump supporters with automatic weapons.

California secedes to become part of Mexico.

delete this

Nice dubs pair.

Full disclosure about the hollowness of Earth happens this year, Flat Earthers respond by committing suicide en masse.

!!!

HABBEDIG

WW3 in 5 years.

oh fuck

WHAT THE FUG ITS HAPPENING

June habbenin in Berlin

>thus verifying everything trump has said, securing him the presidency in a landslide

June habbenin in London

Trump Supporters still lose

Muslims will die

June habbenin in USA

June kebab habbenin in France

Trump calls all whites rapists and drug dealers

The U.S. invades Poland and Hungary for daring to resist their enrichment and launches a carpet bombing campaign by order of Bibi.

Reptilians not only exist but will merge their dimension with ours this year through the Large Hadron Collider.