>Be me, 27 years old, hot wife, six figure salary, nice house, two cars, lots of land. >Living the white mans dream. >No kids after a year of trying. >Diagnosed with testicular failure. >My nuts just quit for no known reason. Almost no sperm, very low test. >Fast forward three years, been through IVF many times, spent 100K on it, no success. >Wife refuses to continue to inject hormones in to her stomach, I'm out of money anyway. >Says shell leave me if I dont support her getting a sperm donor. >My options are: buy someone elses sperm and put it in my wife and raise someone elses children; get a divorce and be lonely and childless forever; or kill self.
Please advise.
Josiah Rogers
join the army become a commando/sas/secret/special services
Jace Lewis
Keep trying I guess user. Youre wife shouldn't fucking blackmail you like that
Robert Cox
Leave her, if she's saying she'll divorce you over a sperm donor, she doesn't sound like she's gonna be the best mother.
John Peterson
Why would he lol, that's for losers
William Lopez
My friend was in the same situation and he got his brother to donate sperm to them. Raising the kid as his own and loving it.
It's an option if you have a brother who's willing to do it. I guess even your father could donate.
Justin Cook
Damn bro, 27? Thats too soon for this stuff. Have you checked you testosterone level? Start being proactive about your health and don't walk around with you cellphone in you front pants pocket.
Daniel Miller
WTF... who... Whose sperm was being used during IVF?
Joseph Taylor
You could always save a bit of money and not buy the sperm, just have someone fuck your wife instead. I'll volunteer.
Sebastian Lewis
cant reproduce means hes gotta take as many as possible in one lifespan being the end of his patrilinal main succession, ultimately, he should seek to end existence himself, then it wont matter. and he'll be a successful male, in spite of being a loser in this capacity of non continuence of his line.
Connor Howard
Edgy
Evan Thomas
Plenty of women out there that don't want children. You could live like that.
Nicholas Baker
He can't have kids so he spends 100k on a procedure designed to allow infertal women to becomes mothers.
Seems legit.
Julian Brown
*infertile
Brayden Hall
another, could become a shaman travel the world take as many psychadelics as possible start with all the weed in a hundred mile radius
Ayden Allen
I said almost no sperm, not no sperm.
Kevin Fisher
No brother and father isnt an option... I have cousins, but havent seen any of them for years.
Caleb Jones
You dumb fucker IVF isnt just for infertile women.
Matthew Lee
fuck that bitch dude. you have money, she doesn't love you she is using you to further her own goals. take your money and split. I'm not kidding. I'm 45 and have been through a lot of shit with women and know of what I speak. My current wife and I attempted IVF as well because I had a vasectomy but we wanted to give it a shot. after 5k she said fuck it, let's just get dogs. Find a woman like her.
Michael Johnson
Wouldn't it be possible to inject one of those few sperm cells into one of her eggs. Not anymore I guess since you already wasted your money on hormones, but still, as long as there are some viable swimmers left an artificial fertilization would habe been an option. Maybe you're just a cuck.
Benjamin Reyes
Never mind i didn't know what ivf meant
Jaxon Adams
just keep fucking her. maybe youll get lucky.
by the way your wife sounds like a bitch who is using you.
Joshua Gonzalez
Why the fuck would you want kids anyways?! They are soul sucking little demons that would ruin your marriage anyways.
Colton Martin
Is the thread where we wait for a "get a black guy to impregnate your wife" kind of post?
Connor Perez
find if there's a way to extract sperm from your balls.
Seriously, in some farm animals they just stick a needle there and absorb what they can.
Start harvesting your wifes eggs too - you're aiming for an IVF baby.
Zachary Roberts
Also, start combatting the low test syndrome.
No more soy, go to gym, take cold showers etc etc
Brandon Cook
you and your wife should consider adoption. If she's insistent on having her own child, divorce is your only option. accept your fate and spend the rest of your life drinking yourself into an early grave
David Stewart
Y E P !
Hudson Gray
I second this.
Adoption is a good solution to your problem OP. You aren't letting your wife get implanted with some other dudes seed this way, and if she turns this down you know shes a heartless gold digging bitch. You'd get money from the government for doing this, and save a poor kid from a terrible life.
>source: am adopted
Henry Mitchell
If she's blackmailing you with a threat to leave she shetually doesn't love you the way a wife should.
Sorry user but my advice is to let her divorce you. Talk to a lawyer before she does.
Jeremiah Perez
This man is correct. Leave that bitch, partners don't threaten each other
Ryder Long
those aren't you only options
just let a real man knock her up for you while you watch, that way you're more involved than with a sperm bank. i'll volunteer.
Robert Collins
nut in her 19 times per day, you'll have you kid
Ryan Evans
just adopt, you cuck
Brody Harris
No, this is legitimately my life. Also if I buy sperm for an IUI, itll be a white guys sperm.
Dylan Bell
Sure thing. Where do you live, I'll bring her right over.
Jason Rogers
This guy thinks he’s not lonely because he has a wife that will leave him over lack of viable sperm. Your greatest fear should be suceeding at something that doesn’t matter, like contunuing a line that nature found it’s perfect end in you. You’re going to end up swallowing a bullet. Don’t subject another human to the horror of being you.