Hang around dead people

>hang around dead people
>be most smartest
>lose
>win
>win
>no more chances to win
>here's the news

>a niggers wet dream

Predator

>be driving around
>find girl
>lock her in your basement
>tell her shes better here than out there
>she doesnt believe you
>you were right along.

98 Cloverfield lane or something like that

>join a club
>for fighting
>can't talk about it

10 but yup!

>smoke a shit ton of weed
>smoke even more weed
>kill horse
>kinda worried but I think more weed might fix this

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Well, i would tell you the name of the movie but uhhhh I can't talk about it. Rule No. 1 dude

flight group?

>Gang wears jock outside of pants and talk weird..

>get on a train
>die

>wake up in goo
>fight robots inside of a computer
>fight robots outside of a computer
>fly using mind
>everyone happy + sexy time with a woman in leather

>have kick ass grandfather with his own island
>lets go visit!
>bad idea due to all the clever girls living there

matrix 2

???

clock work orange

>captain america on a train
>its cold as shit

The matrix

>Robot kid
>Robot bear
>Aliens like wtf.

Ding ding, i thought that was a bit too easy lol

Winter soldier?

Snowpiercer

Bunnyrabbit

>work for city
>get obsessed with book
>get obsessed with number
>go to jail

nope

Ok i'm stumped. Muh only guess is astro boy, but that seems like an odd choice.

>Be very famous good looking person
>New up and coming star challenges your rule
>Secretly get trained to be an assassin
>Go ape shut whenever you hear Relax by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
>Try to kill the prime minister of Malaysia
>Stop a ninja star with your face

>King forced to leave house
>Tell him i'm gonna get revenge
>Bring him a wife
>Marry her
>Fuckers die.

Johnny English yuh

zoolander

>Kid gets beaten
>Wakes up as dead adult
>Wife is kidnap
>Wife is not wife
>Kill lover of wife who is not wife
>Kill wife who is not wife
>Self is kill

forced me*

>SPACEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>LSD
>Most disturbing singing ever

Number 23 ?

National Treasure 2

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Source Code?
Jurassic Park
The Number 23

Honestly that kind of sounds like the plot of this Keane music video for Crystal Ball.

>Geek, somewhat beta
>Take pictures
>Suddenly feel dizzy
>Wake up stronger
>Test abilities
>Need money
>Want girl
>Don't go to where you said
>I didn't sign up for this
>Win anyway
>Get screwed,
>Do some screwing
>Not my problem lol
>Suddenly loved one dies
>Triggers the final transformation
>Indirectly cause the suicide of bad guy
>Love the girl, can't be "in-love"
>Suddenly alpha as fuck, walk away knowing true destiny

lion king

yes

no

yes and yes (but not on source code, have no idea about that one)

>be dumb
>meet girl
>travel to colorado to give her briefcase back

Dat spiderman.

Half baked

dumb and dumber

yup

Ooooh fucking A.I.
Good film, although the bit where he's stuck at the bottom of the pool really creeped me out

Yea I really liked it.

Kind of a huge bummer - but I enjoyed it. I always liked Jude Law in that - I always still see him as Joe haha.

spidergay

>be dumbfuck construction worker
>find magic sunglasses
>beat up a nigger
>save the world

is this a test?

>Follows an eccentric probably billionare

>drinking problem
>suicidal
>decide to drink self to death while fucking a prostitute

Dumb and Dumber

too easy

Dumb & dumber

AI

dat shitty super hero movie
Don't even recall the name but I think is with will smith

Leaving las vegas

Yup

>squished bird
>cut off finger
>tesla

Of course

A bunch of wacky cops get up to shenanigans.

That movie is where I learned what a blowjob was.

I'll always have a soft spot for Elizabeth Shue for that.

>can time travel
>fuck youself
>give birth to yourself

Hancock i think, or iRobot?

Magnum, blue steel, la tigra; 1 LOOK

Any police academy movie?

>dude had good aim

No.
No.

Would be hancock?

COPS
Or it's the lesser funny Police Academy

>be doctor
>wake up chained to bathroom pipe
>have to solve puzzles
>killed-by-puppet.jpeg

A man

Could be super troopers too.

>Wake up inside box
>Spastic kid does long division
>Crazy nigger kills everyone

>be a boxer
>have kid
>kid find robot
>make robot box
>become robot boxing champion

>family killed by an evil villain
>go on a journey to avenge them
>meet several friends along the way
>use the power of friendship to defeat the villain

oh sniper with Bradley whatshisface. Actor from the hangover

No... Shenanigans is a key(ish) word

Yes

Real steel, i believe. With yuuuge jackman

>Fags meet for lunch and talk about stupid shit

>do all kinds of shit in your life
>have kid with your roastie childhood friend

Breakfast club

Saw

bong

My Dinner With Andre

Watched the first 15 minutes. With my ADD, I never stood a chance.

daredevil?

My dinner with andre

OR

Clerks

I wanna say breaskfast club.

forest gump

My dinner with Andre.

No takers for this?

Yup. Another one:
>be a specialist in a very specific field
>crazy excentric bilionaire makes a theme park to render your field of expertise obsolete
>theme park can't handle a bit of rain

yeah nigga

>get your ass to mars
>get your ass to mars
>get your ass to mars
>get your ass to mars

win and sort of bonus

Hahaha

That should be the official description for Forest Gump.

Lost

Ummmmmm, gravity idk

Jurassic Park?

totally cant recall that movie...its on the tip of my tongue tho.