House is almost kill

>house is almost kill
>find hole
>friend finds tard
>save the day with weird rocks

>uk
>boom
>hacks
>china
>pew pew
>sex
>japan
>homo
>uk
>hacks
>big boom

guy sucks at tying knots
old man sucks at swinging axe

>harry potter farts to freedom

Swiss Army Man

>be looser
>work retail
>dont bang
>suddenly bang granny

>25yo Hawaiian with 1 name

ye

50 first dates

try again

moana

nope

i give up. name of film?

Seriously what is the OP's movie?

>dies
>things get trippy

he looks like a future child molester

make that greentext

Superbad

Goonies

see

2001?

winrar

>guy finds soy sauce
>soy sauce tells him the secrets of the universe
>he tries to get the secrets of the sauce published

enter the void

Sauce is not published

Similar type of movie but no

John Dies at the End

Yepp didnt think anyone would know

>planet is gonna crash into earth
>build a cone out of sticks
>planet still crashes into earth

The fountain

Yes

>Uncle goes away
>Leaves thing
>Bushy eared friend comes and takes us on adventure

>v.1 doesn't do what the title says
>v.2 does what the title says

Ok if anyone gets this I post a really hot pic
>buy boat
>borrow cars
>debt from boat ruins lives
>they die on boat

ITS THE NEVERENDING STOOOOOOOOORRRYY

> Wear handbraided piece of cloth
> Cloth means you're linked to the past
> Drink alcohol
> Save the past

Lord of the Rings

shit, i wouldn't have gotten that in 2 years

Nopez

Kill bill

Pretty good. I feared it might have been too vague.

yup

I have never heard of this movie. What is it!?

Bushy eared friend? Who?

who the fuck is bushy eared?

Ayy spoilers ! Kimi no Na Wa (Your name)
Do you like my danmaku, user-kun ?

>no
>capes

Gandalf obviously

>it was a sled

unbelievables?

bushy?

Denizen Abel?

Yes

nope

>Euroguy has powers
>euroguy loose powers
>punk rockers from another planet gives him powers again by trying to kill
>other euroguy gets chopped up by propeller because his powers are weak
>love makes the sky blue again
>

Rosebud

Incredibles

>Hairy short boy gets jewelry
>Destroys jewelry
>wins

>Rosebud
yeeee

Yeah, I wasn't quite sure about the bushy eared bit either, but the uncle leaving something, then going on an adventure, the first thing I thought of was Lord of the Rings

Old people usually have bushy ears. And Gandalf is old. I was trying to be vague.

I hope someone gets this
>hacks goberment
>hits nail into hand
>fakes like, 5 peoples deaths
>dyes hair white

It's called Citizen Kane

The Hobbits Part VI

hairy maybe but bushy describes the tail of a squirrel, there's vague and there's misleading

>baby come from hole to another dimension
>got a big hand
>daddy loves lord
>fights evil twin
>other twin hot
>hero friend is hot as well

no shit baker street

> The world of crime is at its peak
> phonecall to the police station kills everyone but me
> Literally Hitler
> Only a man with a computer can help us
> He takes us to the past
> sexy lady with boobs greets us
> another one
> chad shows up and helps too
> we go to the future from the past to kill Hitler
> There’s a f*cking dinosaur
> victory

>fish
>forgotten shit
>sweet shit
>-
>brains
anything else would spoil it

>guy wears hat
>looks for things
>uggh, snakes
>gets a box
>melting faces!
>put box away!!

It wasn't intentionally misleading, though. People say bushy eyebrows, so I thought why not bushy ears.

no idea but please reveal if nobody gets it, i wanna see that shit

A Fish Called Wanda
>win

Kung Fury?

Kung fury

Highlander 2

Han Solo and the Last Arch

We named the dog indiana

no

>general dude walks around soldiers
>everyone loves general dude
>especially leader of country
>general dude is to be next leader of country
>leader dude's kid is pissed
>kid tries to get general dude kill
>not today
>general dude goes home
>family is bacon
>sometime later oogabooga puts maggots in him

I'm glad one other person remembers this movie.

Grade A movie

> Be a nerd
> Get invited by your crush in the summer
> Save the internet
> Also, grandma is ded now
Won't be here to confirm wether you've got it right or wrong until a little bit later

Yah, they got it. \/ Much better than I described it

How could I forget

Gladiator

>bugs cure cancer
>other euroguy

>man break leg
>man make flashy flashy
>man break 2 leg
>man happy

Hell boy

Ye I figured this would be pretty easy

40 yr old virgin

>Bad guy wears chainmail shirt
>Hero rly strong
>steam
>Never reload

granny tho?

Dumb looking old man starts crying at a cemetery then remembers learning about friendship in a story made up by a jew, which was of course about WWII. It ends with him narrating some garbage like twilight sparkle

Why don't you let off some steam!?

> chess.
> guy has 3 days until he is kill.
> lots of gambling,drugs and heists.

SPR?

You get it.

>men in cabin
>men die

Good luck lol
(its not cabin in the woods)

Gladiator

>small jason schwartzman