H-hello mr... i'm l-lost, can y-you s-show me the w-way home?

H-hello mr... i'm l-lost, can y-you s-show me the w-way home?

No. You're parents left you for a reason.

w-what do you mean?

ill show you the way to speech therapy you fucking retard

s-stop being rude

I don't know where your home is but here, a snickers solves every problem imaginable.

no, it's too dangerous out there, i'll take you to my place and call your parent's, i promise.

Sure, we'll go find a police officer.

umm... thank you! *takes snickers*

Do you, do you not know the way?

ok *little girl has been added to the party*

*hits you in the head until your unconcious* hehehehehe yes yes *pulls his pants down and rapes that tight little hole* yes take it whore *slits your throat*

>goes on to find a police officer like I said I would

>Throat punches the bitch
> Thot patrol notified

Begone thot!

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Cancer detected

Insecure much?

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>is very polite and thankful
>parents give you financial reward

Depends on what your home is like. Can you describe the neighbourhood of your home? Do you remember you could look down from your home window, to all the small people down there, or was your home on level floor?

m-my home is big, and i live very high! a-also there i-is grass and t-trees!

I tell the girl we need to stop off at the mens rest room, I need to relieve myself.

Well, uh, I don't think that I can help you because uhh, I'm not very familiar with this place, and, yep. That's it. Sorry again. Go find someone else or something.