You wake up in Medellin

>You wake up in Medellin

first go out and aks why is the city so horrible looking, then sudoku

Try to find out where russian embassy is

>search a mexican city in google maps
>try to find a nice area
>it all looks like this
wew

catch me some haughty incan birds

I'm moving there in a few months.

do you already know what part of the city are you going to?

No need to butt hurt about it
Why are all colombian cities painted brown?

Would a qt narco gf go for a gringo, specifically me

I've been told multiple times I'm "cute but not hot" if that helps

>painted
they're not painted, it's red bricks

Sell arepas and send money to mom also marry a colombianita

join the nearest gang, kill a few people to gain some respect then fuck a prepago to get gonorrea'd then die in a shootout with a rival band

I go to Bogota. The weather there is fucking perfect all the year

Find American Embassy and don't say a word.

Go back to sleep hoping to wake up in a better place far far away

will go visit that user that lives there

this

Have you ever thought how much money you could make smuggling coke to Europe
Here in iceland a kilo is 140k usd wholasale (50-100 grams at a time)

get cokain

Patrician man

You're crazy, Bogota is known in the whole country for having the worst weather

>worst weather
Worst weather for a sweaty lazy pleb

You just can't argue it, it's a combination of having the sun too hot so you have to always avoid it a lot of rain and clouds every single day so it's cold at the same time

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