Thank you for taking me on a tour of your country, user! Where are we going to first?

>Thank you for taking me on a tour of your country, user! Where are we going to first?

The whole fucking country? I did not sign up for this.

first stop, pound town ,sweaty xx

Favelas

Spain.

bus station, good luck

first you'll be seeing my dicc

First we go to a hotel and then you go back to Senegal you fuck

To a INM office :^)

We're off to watch Millwall vs Dagenham luv, I'll get the cans

to the airport, and never come back.

Sure thing lov get in

>Senegal

She looks nothing like a west african

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Do you know Pena's castle in Sintra, fofa?
Oh u don't!
Well it's just in the outskirts of Lisbon, we will get there in a sec fofa.
I think a fofinha such as yourself will enjoying the mounts densely covered by woods where ppl can get lost or something might happen to them and yet no body is coming for them...
Never mind just start acting like every thing is alright or else.

What does "fofinha" means? I once tried to translate it and the translator just said "español"

The deportation and detention centre!

>tfw i've seen more of europe and the usa than of canada

Literally never been outside of pic related other than the airports

to the zoo so i can meet your family

don't want british mixed fuck

what a qt

>fofinha.

It comes from the adjective fofo(masc) that means soft, but not like "mole" which also means soft, but fofo its used with a more comfy intention,ie. a spongy cake, u can say its fofo.
The "inha" part its a diminutive in portuguese to imply quteness

the helicopter

Edgy

you're going in the trash, nigger

You should take a train from Calgary to Vancouver, stopping in towns like Banff, Kelowna, and Whistler

West Canada really is best Canada, although the Maritimes and Quebec are nice too.

To the rally, of course

i've never been outside of ontario but went across the US/europe

this country is just too fucking ordinary to travel imo unless you are an outdoors traveller.

Bath.

To Africa saffari in congo jungle you can check in but you can never leave

>hates the outdoors
Let me guess, suburbia GTA swine?

Only reason you find nature boring is because you don't have any of it out there.

Ill leave her here and let the wilds decide
Her

Fresno California, then take a road trip down 41 to Pismo beach, Morro Bay, San Luis Obispo, the Central cali wine country, Cambria, etc.

Maybe LA and the bay area, only if we have time.

He never said he hated it you spastic fuck.

>Pismo beach

why do anons hate black girls? they are so easy to get and they are great housewife materials if they are tamed precisely

same plan but whit a twist

>implies he is not an outdoors traveler and is not interested in doing any of it
Close enough
And no need to pretend to be a third person coming to his aid

Straight to the first boat into Haiti.

I'm not him.

My cotton plantation

Nice contrast mocking other posters for their insults then engaging in it yourself.

To the docks, there's a nice boat I want to show you.

to muh dick museum