let's continue
Let's continue
>Old dude dies
>Fat fuck dies
>Rodent problem
>Mechanically forced stripping
>"You can anticipate their moves..."
>This Old House LARP
>Rich bitches get super wet
>Sucks to be lactose intolerant
>twisted psycho steals the show from the mc
> bald fuck
> riverboat
> young morpheus
>silent bitch fucks magical fish
>I guess nothing happened..?
Apocalypse now?
Dark Knight
Apocalypse now
>Grandpa Torino trains boxer and she gets paralyzed
Million Dollar Baby
Mousehunt?
Yes
correct
bingo. I guess I wasn't vague enough.
>Alzheimer's is bad
>Lets fuck with shark brains to fix it
>Oh fuck the sharks are super smart now how could this have possibly happened
>elusive fish and salmon mousse
ye
Motherfucking jaws with LL Cool J
deep blue sea
T'was one of my favorite movies when I was younger
Deep Blue Sea
> James Bond and a giant head god
Zardoz
ZARDOS!!!
>seaniggas try to steal gumps boat
>guy crushes on girl
>in alternate universe is the other way around
>trans universal phone calls
Ah fuck. Yep
I am the captain now
Same. Also loved Mrs. Doubtfire.
Captain Phillips
OMFG Yes!!! RIP Mort
> Lt. Gordon went nuts over christ.
>YO LIL' NIGGA I'M A GENIE!
Shazam ?
Black Panther
>groundhog day but the main character is a millennial
kek
donny darko?
yes irish
>Alzheimer's is bad
>Lets fuck with chimps brains to fix it
>Oh fuck the chimps are super smart now how could this have possibly happened
> that little boy makes fucking awesome traps!
>Marty McFly has a friend, Dr. Brown, who has created a time machine out of a Delorian.
>Marty is accidentally sent to the past in the Delorian
>Marty struggles to get back to the future
It's actually Kazaam but other than that YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>they kidnappin black people and makin em sex slaves and shiet
I lol'd
Home Alone
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
Back to the future...back to the past?
SAMURAI JACK?!?!?
yep
> Bill the butcher's ancestor fucks with indians
...
The Last Mohican.
i'm thinking it's probably Black Panther
5 moody teens ruin a franchise
You sayin' they wuzn samooraye n' shiet?
bitch steals last bacon on earth and gets its owner killed
Checked and yes
Ghostbusters 2016
The Meanig of Life
Final Fantasy? Oh wait, FF sucked to begin with.
now that has to be Black Panther, come on it's very obvious
telekinetic actor walks around backstage in his underwear then kills himself or some shit
nope
>"My mate had a tattoo of the devil on his arse, stepped on a landmine and that peice of arse was the only recognisable thing."
>"OH FUCK COOP MY GUTS ARE HANGING OUT"
>"Well then I'll stuff them back in goddammit"
>endless Scottish slang and profanity mixed with gunfire and werewolves
you're close though, it's a reboot too
>The assassination of Osama Bin Laden the movie
It?
>Wolverine upstages Batman
This is super fucking obvious
Seal Team 6
Zero Dark Thirty
Dog Soldier ?
Rick n' Morty
Happy death day
nope
didn't see it, so no
dead dude's black, tho
Correct, didn't know anybody else knew that movie existed
I am legend
Geronimo
>Guy wakes up can't recall last night
>Best friend and him must have had a hell of a party
>can't find his car
>Gets involved in crazy situations
Come on, it got Veronus inside
main character has an evil clone who mind-rapes his best friend's wife and tries to end the world
>Band
>We gotta feed souls to this giant maggot and ride it into space
>Oh fuck it flew away without us
Dude where a my car
Pineapple express
no you're not
Hello old chap, do you know the location of my automobile ?
yes
>dude goes to court for trying to teach evolution
Power Rangers?
The Hangover
power rangers yes!
What. A. Fucking. Film.
>Aliens teach us future sign language
Hangover?
Inherit the Wind
>be me
>be out and about
>fucking mup
This power tool, nigger
Arrival
Arrival
A clone tries to make other clones
E.T.
Attack of the Clones
The 6th Day
>liberals invite people that disagree with them for dinner all kill them