Is there a way to jerk off without spraying the whole damn room?

Is there a way to jerk off without spraying the whole damn room?

Wtf, just jizz into a fucking tissue or sock.

Spray it in your mouth, no witnesses.

Dump it into your sister.

what the fuck do you think all those holes in your computer are for?

>Universal Semen Bucket.

Thumb over hole, condoms, jizz into ziploc bag.

All top tier strats.

I tried that, usually winds up making my dick sore from rubbing.

condoms are the only thing that works, but there's gotta be something cheaper to use.

plastic bag? sandwich bags? uhh maybe dont fuck the sock, but catch it on the end

>point cock towards self
>cum on stomach and chest

>tfw low volume of cum
I was born to fap covertly

what you have to do is put a tissue in your hand and when you cum just do it so you're shooting the tissue. ezpz

Just lay on bed and jerk it till you cum on you chest?
Sounds easy.

Underappreciated post

thumb over hole is fucking retarded

Get a nice microfiber washrag/towel and cum in to it
>sore from rubbing
you dont use the damn rag when you're still fapping, put it on your dick when you're cumming and cum in to it

I tired tissues every which way but the jizz, she's too wild and unpredictable.

I heard a guy did that and his balls exploded

that was a good movie

whats it called again?

I envy you

>spraying the whole damn room
video evidence required

Cleotis the Professor.

The professional

Cum all over the floor and lick it up you whore.