Im drunk AMA

im drunk AMA

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kys

keep yourself safe

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how u doing user?

Are u drunk?

kek good save

me too OP
cheers

What are you drinking? How much have you had?

I'm drunk as shit too op

niggert

who the fuck is this guy?

i iam about to get drunk to and are you ready to join me in that playing field +2 olde englishes +1 steel reserve + 1 black camel what do you got

dont feel like it yet, maybe in a few years
thanks user im trying
im doing okay, just enjoying the buzz, working 12 hours a week makes this worth it
cheers user, im having some "dutch" beer

vodka standing by

I'm also drunk. What's up

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riiiiight

>im having some "dutch" beer
How many are in for at this point?

how does it feel to just have delayed all your problems 1 day and nothing more

two liters, im having my last glass (i think)
pretty good actually, i will let my future self handle my current problems

When will he stop winning OP?

I only have 6 beers, some good Malech-Wine. 5 zopiklon and maybe 16 risperidale.


What is the best combo for an ultimate buzz

Yeah that's how drunk I am

>5 zopiklon and maybe 16 risperidale
Perhaps you should heed precautionary measures and focus on your mental health?

Do you have access to an automobile?

4 Klonopins 6 beers

Did you guys know 2 out of 100 girls admit to having had sex with their dogs?

sadly i dont user, i have some beefeaters, and smirnoff, and i may find something to drink them with downstairs, the problem is my family is there too, so i have to wait till they go to bed

probably after he starts winning.

Fantastic philosophy

I just wanna get buzzed, im not gonna use all of them and black out.

Are you listening to music? If so, what are last 5 songs you played?

oh, i just remember i have some chardonnay, gonna drink it straight away, also, op here, i had some kidneys pain last sunday, do you think its serious? should i keep drinking? it hurt when i stood up, but if i was sitting it didnt hurt at all, should i see a doctor? i really hope not desu

Yes, but those medications are indicative that you should not abuse any substance for a buzz.
Ok if you do. Just a suggestion that you free your mind and your ass will follow.

i have been listening to one of my favorite albums, and band
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not OP but bloodhound gang and loving it

No worries on the kidneys. This is why the good Lord gave you 2 of em.

Fuckin' A, user. Don't fear the reaper, brah! Are you an oldfag too or just have good taste in music?

>bloodhound gang
That sounds made up. Did you just make up a musical group?

Strangers. Sigrid
Familiar five. Marcus mare
Pretty things. Defunk
Tslamp. MGMT
Dreamtime. SaQi

Not op. But answers nonetheless

shiet, i only fear kidney stones, everything else is irrelevant
i think 19 years hardly make me an oldfag, but b.o.c truly is one of the best bands (before club ninja) i also like dio and black sabbath, fuck i will put some of their albums now

no fuckin way you don't know bloodhound gang

the bad touch?
the ballad of chasey lane?
foxtrot uniform charlie kilo?
farting with a walkman on?
KISS ME WHERE IT SMELLS FUNNY?

how old are you user? seriously bloodhound gang has been around for years

>i only fear kidney stones
I had bouts with them bitches twice. Worst pain ever and I have seen some shit.

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I appriciate your advise. This is the last time i drink, and i want it to e a proper send off. I just asked if people are experienced in mixing these drugs. Timings, ammounts... etc

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Or as an idiot would say: "My menthealth problems arent going away anyway soon"

Damn near 45. I don't listen to much music beyond the 90's. I am sure it is good though.

you the real MVP

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bloodhound gang got big in the 90's

me drunk too mate

I don't think those drugs are what people take to get fucked up. People take them to be normal as possible, I'd think. I dunno, but if you don't have coke or x or xanax or acid or mushrooms, maybe just have a few beers and chill?

stop scaring me user goddamnit, i dont want to be in that kind of pain, my brother had stones once, he lived in some village in ecuador, some guy passed by his house selling medicinal beverages, my brother asked for medicine to cure his kidneys, the guy made some weird drink with indigenous plant, he drank it, 2 days later he pees the stones

Shit! I would have killed for summa dat. They fucked me up...

Benzos and alhohol fux u up relly good

what are you driniking bro?

6 months sober here after reading all your posts I am considering relapse